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>My girlfriend's friends come over, two girls, one boy.
>I drive them to a concert
>Concert happens. I go to Barnes & Noble to pick up some criterion discs.
>Concert ends. Too tired to drive. Her girl friend drives. Her other girl friend friend in front seat.
>My GF squeezed between me and her guy friend.
>Long drive home about 2 hrs.
>I fall asleep.
>I wake up. Discretely, I notice the guy's coat is on his lap.
>I slightly peek and see her arm dips under the coat.
>They are talking as if nothing's happening, but there is some weird type of banter going.
>I realize she is totally jerking him off in the most sneaky way possible.
>I pretend to remain asleep.
>She is still asleep now. I sniffed her hand and didn't smell any jizz.
Could I have been making it up? I was pretty dazed and maybe, an overactive imagination?
>>24545716
She did it. All girls doing these things.
>>24545716
Break up with her you fucking kek.
No I'm pretty sure they hooked up at the concert anon.
Enjoy your stds
>look for my name on the table for the family thanksgiving
>aunt, uncle, cousin, brother, mom, dad, uncle, aunt
>can't find my name
>check the kids table
>find my name
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>family is so autistic we have assigned seating complete with name tags
>having a list
"We are a important family huehue"
Fuck off
i wanna put my weenie between satsukis butt cheeks
Why is the world against me? No one likes me. Everyone bullies me. Why?
At work I am alienated, and people talk shit behind me. Sometimes it even gets so fucking childish. One time, a coworker sat next to me at lunch. A friend of his asked why he sat next to me, what he was thinking! No really, an adult man said this. At the gym I am bullied, someone there even called me a donkey. But this person has an excuse cause he was a high school kid.
Why do I get so much abuse? Why does everyone dislike me so? What am I doing wrong?
>>24545512
Get swole and learn how to box
No one will fuck with you. I believe in you, friend.
https://christlikebe.wordpress.com/2014/12/30/baton-this-ones-for-you-not-the-50-wholl-read-this-for-a-few-seconds-before-the-hair-brained-hell-bound-panting-beasts-become-desperate-to-dramatise-whatever-they-delude-themselves-is/
Ugly face?
In any case, sorry to hear.
who /b-ball/ here?
what's your team?
>>24545219
R O Y A L S
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Kansas finally fucking won something
>>24545219
Memphis all day
>>24545306
Disregard that I'm retarded
Reminder that eggman is a normalfag and anyone who supports, replies or befriends him is encouraging normalfag cancer like eggman to keep coming here.
>has a car
>has a smartphone
>has a job
>has a gf
>has more friends than you
He literally has no more reason to post here.
Please tell this man to kill himself or leave /r9k/ any time you see him.
Robots keep blindly putting trust in this guy who doesn't even really care about them. It's sad.
Is his new gf a vindictive whiny destructive cunt?
>>24545719
Yes, she's already sucked Eggy out of all his money.
And while I love Eggy, he's never belonged here. He's the epitome of failed normie. He's just a sign of false hope for ugly males.
CHAD WINS AGAIN
>Liberal girl cheats on her provider male fiance with alpha frat boy on Thanksgiving
http://www.salon.com/2015/11/25/i_fcked_a_republican_on_thanksgiving/
>D, my future husband, worked hard to make me come in those early months, but often failed. He held me and I wrapped myself around him, feeling his disappointment, his self-reproach, his yawning sense of inadequacy.
>I told him spending Thanksgiving together, with either of our families, felt a little rushed, and he agreed. He went back to the East Coast to be with his parents.
>If it had been D. I was with we would have reached the room, fallen together on the bed, inched and touched and kissed gradually toward sex. With Alexander that wasn't how it would be.
>>24544975
>I was giving myself to him. I was literally presenting. This was it. This was my chance to be fucked by everything vile and soulless and cruel that I'd built a life out of despising.
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE NOW
>calling republicans pure evil
>literally cheating on your fiance
GG liberals
Why hasn't she been jailed for Adultery?
>get into a debate with family about politics or ethics
>they all personally attack me and never any of my points
>tfw know how to garden, been doing it for 15 years, grow 2 pound tomatoes and always have a great harvest
>they ask me how to plant melons, I tell them how to prepare the soil first in detail
>"how do you know? you don't have a degree"
>someone asks me the health benefits of rosemary needles
>tell them
>the say "how do you know?"
>Love NFL
>I tell them that this particular player sucks
>give them reasons why he should be just a second string backup
>tell me "you never played football,how can you say someone sucks when you never played"
Why do normies do this? Why can't they just attack my points without going after me personally?
>>24544889
you sound autistic
of course this wasnt original
>>24544889
not smart enough to talk ideas. they decide legitness based on who is saying what and how credible they think that person is.
You sound like a pretentious cunt.
>dog barks
>relatives are here
>hi aunt Dorsey
>oooooh hello anon! so good to see you! do you have a girlfriend yet?
>>24544284
>having a dog
>having close relationships with relatives
>being underage
fuck off tbqh.
>>24544351
>not living at home for 10 years
>go to parents house for thanksgiving
>they have a dog
>other relatives go to their house too
try using your brain anon tbqh
NEET here. Mummy is spending thanksgiving with her new bf so I ordered a turkey subway sub. Make fresh for me, because unlike Wagekeks, I make sure to celebrate and live each day to the fullest
The look on the sandwich artsist's face when he has to work as I am relaxing and celebrating American pilgrimage. Wagekeks are truely depressed
Pls respond. This sammich is yummy. I may get another one tonight as my turkey dinner
>>24543610
This is the saddest thread I've under seen
Who /stuckinthepast/ here?
Lately I can't stop thinking about great childhood memories and have been constantly watching old cartoons, commercials, and have been wanting to play videogames from my childhood, and even wanting to play with old toys. And yet it comes to me that those days are gone and I have to accept it and move on, and then I get sad. Why, bots? How do I fix this shit?
I'm sorry but
>pic related
>>24543405
I'm with you, bro.
I dwell on the past too much. I feel left behind.
>>24543644
I'm fucking pissed because dumbass freshman in highschool me allowed my parents to coax me into thinking that I would "never play those old games anymore, and it would givee you money to buy newer games", so I sold my ps2 and all of my fucking games to get a harddrive for my xbox 360. I had so many great memories with that thing and even put a sticker on it that I got from the local skating rink only for the machine to be sold and likely immediately thrown in the dumpster and smashed to bits. Same with some old DBZ toys and vhs/dvds that were sold at various garage sales my parents had when we moved.
Are there really no fembots on this board?
If you do claim to be a "fembot", what's it like?
>>24543234
>yfw i actually got a fembot gf that looks pretty close to your pic related
made me kek
>>24543247
What a qt she must be then.
Enjoy your cute fembot gf.
>>24543234
>If you do claim to be a "fembot", what's it like?
You get a two-sided response. You have one half of people assaulting you and calling you a rostie, and you have the other half praising you and asking you to become their gf.
I'm 29 years old
there's no escape
True, you can't stop becoming older. Let me guess, you wasted your twenties?
senpai you're scaring me..
I put on my robe and wizard hat
>Got up early and was thirsty so I opened the egg nog carton I was saving for tonights meager Thanksgiving bachelor meal.
>One sip
>Two sips
>Gone.
>Read nutritional label, its more than the entire calorie count for my whole day.
>I have consumed all my T Day calories in one careless moment.
>Today I go hungry
;_;
H-happy thanksgiving /r9k/
>>24542716
In Canada we've already celebrated Thanksgiving anon.
Happy Thanksgiving to you my yankee doodle friend
>>24542716
>thirsty
>drink eggnog
that seems counterintuitive
drink water, nonalcoholic beer, or diluted juice
What does eggnog taste like?
![tumblr_nqy9lolgPQ1r6imkto1_r1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Y1cbTDj.png "tumblr nqy9lolgPQ1r6imkto1 r1 500[1]")
Daily reminder that you will never be american
>you will never go camping in Maine
>you will never experience the comfy winters of the midwest
>you will never go on a road trip from the southwest to new england
>you will never know what it feels like to have the right to keep and bear arms
>you will never live in the epicenter of modern culture and innovation, where everything relevant happens
How do you cope, fellow european robots?
>wanting to get shot
Eurokeks everyone
>>24542524
>Midwest
>Comfy winters
The fuck you talking about? In what world is -30 comfy? Or having to spend an hour a day shoveling your driveway so you can spend another 2 hours to drive to the store?
>>24542689
Excluding states where gun control laws are the most strict, gun deaths in the USA are among the lowest in the world
It's already getting dark edition
Mate I've been here since midday hitting refresh trying to find the thread. Thank God you've posted it.
What is it with every cunting website wanting my phone number now?
I won't give it to Steam now they are trying to bribe me for it saying I can get 5% off in the Steam Community Market if I give it to them. Yea thanks lads I'll get 5p off of a spray painted CSGO skin so you can sell my telephone number across the world.
Then those Google bastards won't let me sign into Youtube anymore, they say I need to give them my phone number so they can make sure it is me. Literally fuck off, I just won't watch Youtube then you tossers.
Fucking Skynet man.
>>24542417
I agree, they all want too much info just to log in.
I keep making facebooks and they want id.
not that I want one, its just a requirement for some things
