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Does sanding your own skin count as self harm?
>>28043660
if you're doing it with intent to harm, then yes.
if you just have a really bad itch in a difficult to reach spot, no.
smarten up
>>28043660
Yes.
oringelao
>>28043672
>if you just have a really bad itch in a difficult to reach spot
who does that
>tfw somehow got invited to a party
>it starts in a few hours
i'm terrified bros
what do?
>>28043599
who invited you
how many people do you know there
do you drink/use drugs
You don't have to go if you don't want to.
Objectify all the women there. Aim to fuck at least one (bring protection). Do it, faggot.
Do you wash your hands after you take a shit, /r9k/?
wtf i love bosnia now
>>28043569
Not with soap but with hot water yeah
Unless there is clearly shit on my hands,then I wash with soap
I work in food service, so I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom for anything (and even before I did, I always washed my hands after taking a shit). and at work, I wash my hands after eating, handling meat or money, getting back from a break, etc
How do I get of NEETbux (New start) and on to Austismbux?
>Australia edition
>ask your own welfare questions
>Australia
I imagine you can just go to the welfare store and get some welfare in that case, then.
in America, you've gotta work for your bux so hard you might as well just get a job.
I wish faggots in the rest of the world would acknowledge how much harder it is to live in America comfortably than any other developed part of the world.
>>28043286
No NEETBUX when Malcolm gets in for another 4 years.
Go out and work you lazy fucking faggot.
>>28043364
If Malcom gets in for another 4 years there's not going to be anywhere TO work.
How often do you brush your teeth?
once every 24 hours for me
Usually every 4 days when I take bath.
Once every day.
Except weekends
Does anyone else here feel like Starwars is wasted potential?
seriously there's so many cool things you can do with just the Jedi alone and it really kills itself with just two sides (the dark and the light side) why not just splinter the Jedi into many factions with their own morals and world views on how to use the force?
basically just make them into warring samurais that fight for many governments through out the huge as fuck galaxy
seriously it sucks.
There are lots of jedi with different opinions on The Force, and lots of non-Jedi non-Sith Force-users in the galaxy who exist outside of the dichotomy.
>>28043261
The first series were good films. The prequel and the sequel were just terrible fillers.
>>28043291
Op is just some kid who wanted to seem nerdy by talking about shit he doesn't know about
Is she dating a robot?
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4fwt3g/my_best_friend_26f_is_mad_at_me_25f_because_im/
>>28043243
she's dating a /b/tard. a robot would be too rational for that
>>28043243
why were you reading that and what makes you think anyone cares about it?
>>28043243
Why do Redditors have to give their age and gender in these posts?
>It's been so long since I've felt anything.
You fall in love, you lose thread.
It's going to make me feeleven worse
someone post the bug-eyed brunette making the silly faces
from fembot thread last night
>>28043239
this isn't a trap thread
lmao its funny how you guys complain about being a virgin yet you wont lower your standards so you can get laid like holy shit how stupid can you be
I am not obese. I am skinny/fit so I expect a woman to be skinny/fit.
>implying fat girls don't get dick
>implying we can compete with other men
>implying I'd fuck something i'm not attracted toimplying this isn't bait
>>28043184
my only standard is for the girl not to be fat, I have a naturally very low standard, my body just doesn't seem to care too much.
I'm stil virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv7TGZK1ok
How great would life be having a gf? I think it would be pretty awesome...
>>28043178
Gfs are overrated. You gotta know how to entertain her every time you're together. That's pretty tiring imo
>>28043260
Instead of doing it just for her, I imagine you also learn something. Like baking a cake together or going exploring, doing new things together and not only learning about her, but more about yourself, bit by bit. having fun... right.
>>28043178
JUST PLEASE LET ME HAVE A GF
ANYONE IM DESPERATE
>summer is coming
>people going to the beach together, and having fun
>be alone
It's way more depressing than winter is despite the sunshine.
>be me
>always say I prefer the rain and clouds and darkness and winter
>people always tell me I am weird for not liking the sun
>the reason I don't like it is because I see people being attractive and happy and having attractive fun while I am not which makes me sad
>when there is rain there is no one outside so I can be happy with myself without comparing myself to others
>>28043234
>girls are going to wear short shorts in public soon
>meanwhile I'm 23 and never been with a girl
Brutal.
>winter/fall
>in uni
>live in a dorm
>dont go to class, have no social life, and when i leave my room im constantly surrounded by normalfags, so just dont leave my room
>sometimes go weeks at a time without interacting with anyone or leaving my room for longer than a couple of minutes at a time
>eat nothing but milk and peanut butter
>have hours of tedious, difficult school work everyday
>dorm feels like a prison and school work feels like slavery
>during summer i can play video games, watch shows, use interact with my family
>live in rural town, so i can go outside whenever i want without being surrounded by people
Who here lost full control and sandwich hero at 8am ?
Yes its roast beef /r9k/ your fave with mayo
I like roast beef and potato salad sandwiches. Or just any meat and potato salad. Why is potato salad so delicious when combined with meat and put on a bun?
Why are you outside at 8am
Why are you outside
Why are you awake at 8am
Hang yourself normie piece of shit
>>28043102
what do you mean? I'm not comprehending
>"Heyyy anon, finally I spotted you outside that computer-thingy :) I notice you are alone quite often, and you spend soooo much time on the computer that it's gettin kinda silly desu :D. I guess you are pretty smart and good with computers, but don't geek out so much all the time, haha :D maybe there is some fun to be had outside of the computer realm as well, don't you agree, anon??? :3"
Choose a cuter girl, OP
>>28043053
Yeah, you're right. I just have no reason to go out anywhere. You seem to have a pretty positive outlook on life. Wanna go out for coffee sometime?
What are you thinking of accomplishing with these threads?
Whenever I see one of these super weird oddly specific "girl randomly chats you up and says everything you want to hear" make believe threads, I just feel really embarrassed for the anon who made it, like you just showed us a page out of your "sad loney man" diary or something.
>tfw ugly and amerifat
>tfw at least I have a good facial base
>tfw at least I can take out a loan to become Chad thundercock
Feels good.
>>28042957
that sounds pathetic desu
>getting in debt for memes
the jews have won
what the fuck is a loan gonna do
I drunk and hiding out in my room. Anyone wanna talk to me? Ama i guess.you probably wontalso why is this the hottest picture ever. But not in a horny animalist way. Just comfy and sexy as fuck.
Wow more typos than i thought. I even quadruple checked my post before posting... Im kinda fucked up.
I'm uncomfortably sober, but I may have found some hook ups for my assorted vices. Here's to selling off a bunch of my old, unused possessions in the name of instant gratification.
Fucking fourchan. My posts already on page two and i posted and responded to it withon five minutes. Ill never get a reply.
