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Have a girl ever looked at you like this?
>>28049880
>walk to school in the morning
>occasionally see people getting dressed through their windows
>>28049880
Have you ever learned english before?
>>28051098
I has.
Is it weird that I have never been very emotional at all about a celebrity death?
Sure, I'm always sad for a moment or two, but really I don't care. I like Prince's old music a lot...but I don't care that much that he died. And I can't imagine a celebrity where I will care, though maybe it just hasn't happened yet.
Not trying to sound edgy or cool or anything, it makes me feel bad like I must be autistic. Everyone else has these deep emotional connections to artists and stuff.
I think it's not only about listening to their music. Like for example if you like to see interviews, concerts and these kind of stuff of your favourite artist you obviously would be more sad about his death because in the interviews you can know more about his life or things he has in common with you and not only about his music so there's kind of like a connection there
This is my favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVP2AUgGKo
I didn't know who this Prince was before he died so why would it make me sad
The only famous person I miss is probably Christopher Hitchens, would really enjoy reading new articles of his on events that happened around the world in the past couple of years
>MaIe deaths represent 79% of all US suicides. Females attempt suicide 3x's as often as males. (CDC)
>>28049817
Because males actually accomplish shit
>>28049817
christ woman can't do anything right, even kill themselves
>>28049817
because they usually do shit like swallow pills. mens blow their fucking heads off because they actually want to die. women just want attention.
Real talk, do women actually do any work in dating?
Not really. When was the last time you witnessed a girl making the first move?
Sure, they take your money, then they complain until you give them more money, then they leave with all your money.
are there any types of pills i can take to become gay? being gay seems easier than dealing with women's bullshit
What's in your pocket?
>>28049719
I GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET AND THE OTHER ONE IS GIVIN' A HIGH FIVE
>having pants on
I'm in my underwear OP
>>28049770
I'm naked. one uppppped
>You. I like you.
If anyone says this they're from reddit
If anyone says that they're probably autistic.
Such a cringey thing to say
>work a shitty warehouse job
>boss comes up to me and asks if i can get something done
>"yeah sure man, no problem"
>"Thank you sir, you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar"
I just sort of smirked and went about my business. He was a nice guy though, good boss.
most redditors are decent people, but they're never great people
>>28049638
Hell I browse reddit and I cringe whenever someone doesn't speak normally.
Depression comes in two forms, meme and jew.
1.Meme form
The most common form of depression, around 85% of all depression sufferers have this form of depression (scientifically proven).
People who most often suffer from this form of depression are privileged pretty white girls.
It occurs because the sufferer exhibits low levels of attention, uniqueness, edginess and being cool. By having meme depression the sufferer can post about it on social media which gives her attention that her brain needs.
It is either self diagnosed or diagnosed by people with meme degrees (therapists, psychologists).
The most important part of meme depression is that it's sufferers make it public knowledge that they have depression.
Common usage:
>Everyone, this is going to be hard to hear, but I just learned I have depression, because Chad didn't respond to me in today.
>My dad brought me the wrong color car for my birthday so I am thinking of committing suicide.
2. Jew form
15% of sufferers have this depression. It is most common with men because of lack of social support.
It stems from problems that people have and sadness that they will from them.
In the past this depression was called being sad, but since the medical jew smelled money it is now called depression.
Most common points of this type of depression are that problems that can be solved through personal growth, social exposure and fixing your problems is rather solved with happy pills.
It is diagnosed by people who have medical jew degree.
Common usage:
>child's parents die when he is 10 in a car accident, he is sad therefore he is depressed
>person is ugly, he think he is ugly therefore he is depressed
t. clinically diagnosed depressed person
>>28049490
Wow,you do realize that depression is a fucking brain disorder where you literally feel less happy because of your brain chemistry.
>>28049559
How happy you feel is entirely up to you and has nothing to do with your brain chemistry.
You can choose to be happy or wallow in self pity and take "muh "depression" excuse if you so desire.
>>28049581
>How happy you feel is entirely up to you and has nothing to do with your brain chemistry
Then explain drugs to me, retard.
People think that its the guys job to select the girl he wants . but this is not true because its the girls are the ones that pick the guys they want does anyone agree
Your cat is chubby and cute
love your cat, can you post more pictures of him?
wow nice cat
![6358676325271586671645820079_Harry%20Potter%20Confused%20Face[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7TijQ2g.png "6358676325271586671645820079 Harry%20Potter%20Confused%20Face[1]")
I fucked up.
>32 year old male
>work at daycare center
>kids are 4-5 years, love me
>literally every one else working there are female
>17 year old, smoking hot trainee from local highschool works there for 6 weeks
>one day me and her are watching the kids outside
>she says "I need to go to the bathroom"
>my dense autistic self tries to make a joke "do you want some help"
>for some idiotic reason i wink at her after saying this
>she: "excuse me?"
>me: "i... i mean... like wiping..."
>her: "WTF?"
>she walks away and don't talk to me for the rest of the day
>during the next week the other women start acting weird towards me
>after a week get called in to boss
>get fired
>one more week later get mail from police
>i am under investigation for sexual harassment
mfw
>>28049345
What did you think was gonna fucking happen?
this is the most autistic thing i have ever read on the internet
>>28049345
Hard to believe you'd get fired after a single incident. Usually they have to show a pattern of behavior and follow disciplinary procedure.
Why do tall girls like short guys? Video related. Skip to 2;23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKEW2LZmRg0
>all angry lanklets in the comments
Oh fuck there's hope. I'm such a manlet, that I'm in the 12th percentile for height.
>>28049339
They don't, stop spreading lies!
"You seem to be in a very good mood, Anon. Did you get a new girlfriend or something?"
>>28049328
What happened to the old one?
Nah. I just got full tetsu. You wouldn't understand.
>>28049328
No, that's because I've just slammed a 9.6% ABV doppelbock, a 11% barleywine and 10% DIPA
During the Rare Elliot thread, there were literally hundreds of fans of the supreme gentleman, these days on /r9k/ there probably aren't even 10
>>28049322
>fans
Nope, mostly just shitposters
>>28049322
nobody cares about this fucking narcissist
>>28049819
This
Really, who cares? He killed some people because he was a loser, oh wow. Amazing.
Who the fuck cares, you guys literally worship everyone that does this, just grow up already.
I don't like normies anymore than the next guy but I'm not gonna go around praising someone who did something about them
Is Greg Heffeley a robot?
>>28049305
Too young to be able to know I'd say.
What even is a robot? Like there's so many different types of people on this board anyone could be one.
No
He's more cyborg
What animes have you watched/enjoyed lately, or in the past? Maybe one that made you feel like you had friends or a SO. I just want to escape the loneliness for a while...
What have you already watched?
>>28049178
Jojo
Nichijou
Eureka Seven
Plastic Nee-chan
Macross Plus
>>28049223
Sorry, I guess I should've gave some recs of my own.
The ones that moderately staved off loneliness:
Ore Monogatari
Nisekoi
Toradora
Elfen Lied (It's absolute shit but a guilty pleasure)
Bynhildr in the Darkness (same as above)
When Marnie Was There
Ones I enjoyed but didn't necessarily cheer me up like the above category:
Basilisk
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Planetes
Shingeki no Potato
Sorry, I know it's mostly pleb tier shit. I was a lot more into anime in the early-mid 2000s.
>tfw fapping with foreskin feels better than real sex
>tfw circumcised
losing it desucircumcision ruined my life
>>28049168
*tips penis fedora*
>>28050040
Get one of these and you won't care if you even have a dick anymore.
