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Tick tock, tick tock, roastie.
>>28046362
She wasn't hot to begin with though. And Alonso is a pro athlete who's still active, of course he wouldn't be out of shape like a lot of other dudes in their 30s are
>implying men don't look better at 25
like 40% of men are really balding by middle age. the wall just implies that since men are the ones deciding who gets laid, they'll compete over young chicks more often leaving the hags to either sit alone with their cats or actually pursue someone for once.
ahh this is the kind of thread i like
i used to tell this all the time to my ex (first gf) when she tried to shame me for whatever reason
Women know this is real
>tfw short, ugly, poor, mentally ill and have shit family
if there was a god people like me wouldn't have been born into a world of pain
Just bee yourself anonkun. If you're young maybe you'll age okay
>>28046382
i am 26 and there is no way i will age okay since i am ugly and short it's only downhill from here on
I know that feeling
I'm not even going to go all normie on you and act like there's hope because there isn't. Distractions are your friend.
How do I get a qt depressed smoking gf? Are smokers interested in schizophrenics? Please respond.
>>28046290
Any other smoking Fetish niggas out there?
>>28046290
What kind of schizophrenic?
Seeing aliens everywhere, religious euphoria, muh gubmint, or the can't form a coherent thought kind?
>>28046593
I see demons following me. I can also hear them sending me messages
>turn on computer
>winspy 10 automatically installs itself
>flips shit
the fuck do i d0 r9k
u wot
what OS were you using before? 8?
NWO as fuck
heh
glad I don't have windows update set up
>>28046317
was using 7
but the fags at microsoft decided to send back my laptop that i asked for them to repair for me with windows 10 installed as well
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>my sister
>same upbringing
>A+ grade spam for her entire schooling
>Top of her class at a top 10 world university
>Got job straight out of school
>working as a medical specialist at some private practice (earned over $600,000 last financial year, not even memeing)
>has traveled the world
>got married a few years ago to 6+ foot Chad doctor guy (I'm 5'7 and he towers over me)
>had multiple homes paid off in cash and constantly going on trips and buying cool stuff.
>be me
>30 soon
>highschool drop out cus bullied constantly
>unemployed
>no friends
>KV
>Manlet
>can't seem to get out of skinnyfat mode
>receding hairline
>have never moved out still at home with parents
I gave my sister $100 and her husband $100 for their birthdays and when my birthday came around they gave me $100. Out of there 1,000,000+ Combined yearly income even though I gave them $200 in total.
I guess things could be worse, I should be happy I'm not homeless and still have s good relationship with my parents right?
Women have life on easy mode. She is probably short too but that didn't hurt her. Also women have less mental disorders which you probably do so she could just power through life with less issues and on top of itall is even helped along by society every step of the way. Its not entirely your fault OP.
shoulda man the fuck up and tried hard in school nigger
i dropped HS twice and finished it anyway
ya either got it or ya don't
so /r9k/. what is the least painful way to kill myself. I need to know for my up coming birthday. Ive got a big surprise planned.
what climate do you live in? also are you rural or urban and are you near mountains/ arctic circle?
I'm planning on CO inhalation myself, sounds the most practical and painless
>opiates
>benzos
>alcohol
take a lethal dose of all 3 and drift off peacefully into the endless night
New chart thread, because previous OP was a faggot.
Can't draw.
>>28046160
>isn't single
>has kik
>doesn't read
>plays shit-tier games
Usually when I say kill yourself, I don't really mean it. But you should really kill yourself.
>>28046195
k
originality
>>28046160
I'm sure you could've tried less on this, I just don't see how at the present moment.
ITT: We post how many girls we've pursued and how many we've actually slept with
>Pursued over 150 (not hyperbole)
>Slept with 9.
Do Robots have a better success rate?
Pursued: too many to count
Made physical contact with: 0
>>28046137
>pursued: 12
>slept with: 5
Feels bad, senpai.
Pursued: 4
Slept with: 2
I don't like used goods, therefore my pretty high standards
anybody else feel the same?
>>28046097
the older mine get the more bitter they also become so it's become difficult to always act on empathy, considering their age.
>>28046097
It's a horrible feel. I've been feeling this since last year.
Yes in scared as fuck too. If they die I will have no more family and I'll be alone by myself with the house to my name.
I'm trying to find a job and move out asap.
>in a group of friends
>girls start describing their ideal boyfriends
>crush's turn, start describing
>don't fit in any of the descriptions
>tfw
Why still live?
It hurts
>>28046014
>Why still live?
>be 13 years old
>kids from the neighbourhood come around (4 girls, 3 boys)
>start playing spin the bottle
>bottle lands on me
>girls shout EWWWW in unison
At 13 years old, I found out I was ugly
>>28046337
Everyone is ugly in middle school
If you're not then you most likely turn into a wreck later on. Hell my looks didn't get better until college
>someone finally messages you
>have no idea how to converse
Just think of some banal inane shit and let the chat ebb and flow. This is what all conversations are, shooting the shit.
You will only talk about something meaningful if you are drunk
>>28045980
Just do what comes natural. Then apply a mental filter over that and make sure that you're showing the best side of yourself. That's what normalfags mean where they say jus b urself.
>>28046046
>Just do what comes natural
What do when nothing comes natural?
With all this trap stuff going around are you guys concerned about the high rates of HIV in gay and bisexual men?
E.g. one in two gay black males will contract it in their lifetime in America so it's actually pretty rampant.
>>28045967
I'm white, so not really.
>>28046041
White males have the highest rates of new diagnosis's. I think they go to the doctors and get checked more often though.
>>28045967
Don't sleep with sluts and use protection. Also wait till you trust the person.
Mommy said these are fashionable
Last running shoes made in USA, so mommy is correct.
>>28045897
Those aren't even the worst NBs. I had white and gray ones. Mommy still shops for me, but I can't trust her anymore after she continually made me were baggy clothing that I would supposedly "grow into". I now realize how shit I looked in gigantic loose t-shirts.
>>28045897
>wearing training shoes
>psychiatrist asked me to think about going to the psych ward
>says he thinks it'll help me
>he hasn't done anything other than prescribe me some pills and ask me if i want to kill myself
>i even asked for therapy sessions, still haven't gotten any
should i go to the psych ward? he says that there's lots of people in there that i can talk to, but i fucking hate people
also is it normal that you have to wait months for your therapy sessions to start? wtf?
psych ward is hell. you'll be surrounded by babbling retards all day, you can't trust anyone because the inmates could be liars and the staff doesn't care to tell you the truth half the time, everyone will treat you like a literal idiot. seriously being around crazy people all day can make you crazy
>>28045837
Yes, go
>>28046038
I thought it was amusing as hell.
Crazy people are nuts.
This board is fucking depressing.
That's all I have to say.
oi! shut your mouf
Life is depressing when you're self-aware
You sound like a normie desu senpai
>>28045815
Can`t argue with that,son.
