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I'm a time traveler from the year 2052.
Ask me absolutely anything...
how many 99s do i get on rs before i die
Do people actually reply to this thread still?
Hey look, im doing it ma, im replying!
Does trump make America great again?
>"just go out man, get some fresh air"
>go to the local park
>everywhere I look I see couples lying in the grass hugging and kissing and cuddling
G, thanks.
>>28041910
>tfw forgot to delete the name from yesterday's trolling
>>28041910
Its not like you didnt knew it before going out. Actually why did you go out in first place? Fresh air? Are you a normie or some kind?
>neighbours balcony in front of the only window in my room hasn't been used for over 2 years
>get a new neighbour, cute blonde girl
>balcony is now in heavy use, she's either just cuddling there with her bf for hours or has parties
>i have to hide in a corner with my PC, can't even look out the window now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw look like shit under fluorescent light because of my acne and dark circles
anyone else know this feel?
yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGnsH7K0Wyc
>>28041961
it's the worst at my uni, every bathroom I go into has fluorescent lighting. I literally want to die everytime I see myself in the mirror.
>>28041901
>minimize time out in public
>spend 80% of my time indoors with the lights off and curtains closed like a troll
>socially autistic by nature
>acne ruined my teenage years to the point where i never learned to socialize and control my autism
>now those formative years are gone, patterns of social ineptitude are ingrained
>don't even have any pictures of myself from the past 6+ years due to wretchedness
>looked in the mirror recently thinking 'i'm overreacting, it cant be that bad' - turns out it was worse than previously imagined
>having a gf in my youth is out of the question
>i will probably never marry, even in later life due to this
>acne ruined my life
so yes robot, i know that feel
>shitposting like a fucking legend in multiple threads
>throwing out witty one-liners and bantz like a madman
>no replies
VALIDATE MY AUTISM
REEEEEEEE
>>28041859
Autism check'd
>>28041893
thank you anon, i needed that today
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.
How men get laid
>have a beautiful face
>have a fit body you acquired through years of hard training and a tough diet
>have an active and wide social life that keeps you busy 24/7
>have interesting hobbies and a handful of achievements backing those up
>have already a positive reputation among girls, because they judge you on how other girls perceive you. they can't decide that on their own
>have an extreme level of confidence despite the fact that all human beings are naturally insecure about themselves
How women get laid
>literally just stand around until some guy starts talking to you
>decide if you want to reciprocate his advances or not
Women can't be robots.
>>28041747
yep that's basic knowledge
tides turn after 30 tho
What do you gain from making this retarded post on multiple boards every day?
>>28041758
The problem is after 30 the >30 year old women become hideous, and your already low tolerance for the stupidity of young women falls even further.
depression dog thread
it's strange how quaint old memes seem now
like looking at old antiques from the 19th century
![32a9d0ac4f5ee18f89e5da813b3ac646[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0AoXR4Z.jpg "32a9d0ac4f5ee18f89e5da813b3ac646[1]")
One day we will run out of memes and new memes will just be remakes of old memes, like movies.
So I argue you are looking at the future.
"Her", "she", "her"
Nothing about depression
Depression dog would be rolling in his display case
>Post serious problem that would wreck anyonre and make most people fucking depressed. Got a legit reason to lose hope in life
No replies
>Complain about "I'm 22 and never kissed a girl"
Everyone replies with " Know that feel, life is so hard,i watch anime all day long,at least my waifu is a good girl"
Ive seen some people here with real fucking problems. No doubt they are depressed
But they are also mixed with people who never matured past high school nerd status ,nothing major happened to them. I still understand why you're depressed tho.
Just pointing this out
What board are you on?
The only threads that ever get replies are IM A GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL threads and /soc/ bullshit
It's just because the second one is more relate able i guess
That is because /r9k/ is a shit board that all the redditards come to when they see le ebin screencaps.
What's so great about getting nudes from a girl? Why not just fap to porn instead? Is it any different?
It means she down to fuck dummy
The joy is in the hunt of pictures of a person you meet and chat to online. It's more exciting to know you know that person.
Porn is boring as fuck when you have unlimited access to it at all times.
>>28041666
sorry, I meant someone over the Internet. Long distance.
Has a girl ever been attracted to you?
I can't recall an incident
Yes, a few times. When i was younger which i shit myself internally and other-times at cousins parties, at clubs when i went with my cousin and rejected them all for being whores and straight up gave them the cold shoulder.
Only want a virgin girlfriend / lay.
>>28041609
Yeah, I had a few tell me they were. I either blew them off or ruined it myself.
One time a chick told me she was attracted to me and wanted to go out in front of all her friends and my friends. I laughed at her and her reaction was exactly OPs gif and she ran away with tears in her eyes. I felt so bad for her. I should have gave her a hug and gone out with her. It's just that I had never had ANY woman show interest in me beforehand, so I thought she was joking and teasing me.
Wish I could go back and redo that. I'm sure she found happiness while I'm a kissless vrigin.
>>28041609
Yep. Way back in 6th grade I was this chubby loser. I had small crushes on like 3 different girls and one of them actually liked me back.
She even pretended to be interested in the supernatural when I would talk about it.(Vaguely remember looking up terrible spoopy sites with ghosts and ghouls stories) Being the idiot I was, I never picked up on the sings until another friend told me way too late.
She ended up moving across the country a year later and I was pretty heart broken about it because I was such a coward I never got to tell her how I felt before it was too late. I sent a stupidly sappy email sometime later and she responded positively but obviously it was too late for anything to actually come of it. feelsbadman
Even Elliot Rodger was kissed once on the cheek
>life will never be as simple as when we were young and cute
>we will never be seen as beautiful again simply for existing
>tfw qtp2t that wnet on my bus kissed me on the cheek and sat on my lap
It was the best day of my life.
>>28041576
>she kissed someone that grew up to be a murderer
I wonder if she brags about it or if she feels bad about it
Are all or most attractive men bad people that just want to use women? cuz that has been my experience, this attractive guy was all like "i wanna be your husband" but he just used and chucked me, he was attractive as fuck
your fault you fell for it you retard
but seriously, im assuming you're a girl, you don't even see it coming because you just think "this attractive man is talking to me heehee oh gosh I am so wet right now" then when you're dried up and he's fucked you multiple times and left you wonder what went wrong
you were fucked from the start
>>28041556
Because all you're worth is your vagina, you aren't anything more but a wet hole. Your purpose in this world is to get fucked, and make babies.
Nothing more.
yes, so are ugly guys
I am only a 6/10, I know when girls see me they assume I'll be a nice steady beta provider type so I like to cruelly subvert their expectations and cheat on them or pump and dump
there is something satisfying about destroying a woman's soul
This is it. Im out. Im finally leaving this society behind. Im no longer part of it since a long time, and i dont want to. Im past all the depression. I feel no more, im just merely existing. Now i will leave it for good, because i have no reason to make my life harder by staying. I will live a quiet and simple life as a hermit in a remote part of the zone of chernobyl. I have planned this for so long and now i finally cut the ties.
so long
what kind of life are you leaving behind?
>>28041459
>chernobyl
Why
>>28041485
XI century western society.
If you guys ever had the chance to date our magnificent beautiful goddess queen would you??.
Yes i would & i would be very protective of her.
Yes yes yes indeed.
Hail boxxy forever.
HOW DO YOU STOP RAZOR BUMPS FUCK
WHY DOES MY BODY PUNISH ME FOR SHAVING MY NECKBEARD?
shave with the grain.
didn't your dad teach you anything?
>>28041406
Shave with grain, use a fresh razor, and shaving cream. Moisturise afterwards.
>>28041427
>tfw your daddy never taught you how to shave
>"Hey anon, do you drive?"
>>28041325
the police came to my house this morning and took my drivers lisence.
It really happend.
fuck my life.
>>28041325
i don't know how to drive, how to learn?
it makes me nervous
>>28041594
what? how? why?
did you get a dui or something?
I've had my license for almost 10 years now.
I forge that there are some people that are really so fucked they don't even have a license.
Thanks for making me feel better about my worthless life, OP.
