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Who else is descending into mediocrity?
you wish.
my powers have doubled since we last met
>>28037132
>powers of cake-eatery
That stupid-ass "adonis belt" bullshit /soc/ kids do in selfies always get a giggle out of me.
I imagine him going through everyday life with the hem of his pants half an inch from the base of his cock, moms covering their kids' eyes when he walks past at the grocery store...
>Tfw the guy who bullied you went on to play hockey in the minors
>tfw it looks like he's going to play in the NHL soon
>tfw your bully succeeded in life and you failed
He's going to make millions because he's over 6 feet tall and can block a puck. While I'm a neet robot piece of shit. I'm thinking of killing myself.
>>28036985
Why kill yourself when you can kill him instead?
>>28037026
He's 200 pounds of pure muscle and I'm a 5'8" skinnyfat manlet. He'd kill me and get away with calling it self defence.
>>28037098
>kill yourself
>get killed by bully
Either way you die, so why not try?
Can we have a manlet hate thread?
Why? Manlets are cute.
What the fuck is a manlet?
>>28036973
Arnolds about 6ft2, though.
I want it in me as a guy too. I can't imagine how much more I'd want it as a woman.
>3rd niggerdick thread in the last 15 minutes
I'd prefer to have a mean older woman forcing herself on my vagina desu
How about those tits though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnbCSboujF4&feature=youtu.be&t=124
>>28036831
try harder nigger
>>28036831
Hey Tay Tay
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
qwer qewr qwer qwer qwer
>tfw your chubby gf lifts up her shirt
>you lean your head on her tummy
>feel the warmth and rumbling noises
>>28036759
That's a pretty good feel, also
>tfw your chubby gf has giant tits
>each one is the size of your head
>tfw tittyfucking
Morbidly obese black girl
>>28036822
They always seem to have nice round titties
>>28036854
I've seen fatter.
https://youtu.be/aSfT3qvTTKA
hurts knowing that your favorite youtuber is depressed. how can we raise awareness of this horrible disease?
I don't understand how anyone with depression can even talk about it. I've suffered from depression for around 3 years now and I can't even imagine telling anyone. I'm way too ashamed of it for that.
I feel like this is the case for most people.
>>28036789
i feel for you Anon, my friends are suportive and love me but i'd never tell them, im not as strong the girl in OP's video:(
>claims to be depressed
>uploads a youtube video every week
into the trash
this isnt one of them. now leave and kill yourself you mentally ill manchildren.
This is a board for mentally ill manchildren, a significant portion of which are weeaboos.
stealth anime thread then?
what're you watching senpaitachi?
>>28036659
This has got to be the most obvious bait to have ever been posted on this image board.
Congratulations.
Okay guys, debate time. Which peanut butter is the master race?
Obviously as crunchy as it gets, I ain't no faggot but I can handle nuts in my mouth.
>>28036650
Crunchy. People who like smooth are the same fags that cut the crusts off and feel uncomfortable using urinals
they all taste the damn same. it's peanut butter who the hell cares
>want to fap
>get boner
>suddenly have to pee
>can't pee with boner on
>>28036586
you can't pee with a boner?
>>28036586
I always piss before fapping
>>28036625
Not unless I go outside since peepee doesn't like to bend downward when hard.
>be me
>finishing delicious tendie din-din
>mummy-wummy out buying sweet iced tea drink
>chad robber decides to break in
>little does he know
>navysealcopypasta.mp3
>comes upstairs for my memes
>scream REEEEEE
>throw piss, shit, and cum jugs at robber
>homealone.webm
>robber horrified
>unleash my bowels on him while sitting my 400-pound bum on his face
>he's not moving
>or breathing
>he was actually an escaped convict
>po-po give me medal
>i am hero robots deserve but not the one they needs
>but not an hero yet
>gbp and tendies for life
>mfw
shit greentext m8 drink bleach
>>28036667
u fokn missed the get fgt
>>28036581
YOU SHOULD FUCKING AN HERO NORMALFAG RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Real talk this guy does have high test, right?
>>28036559
high DHT
he'll be bald in 3 years tops
Probably. Just ugly as fuck. Bad hand of cards
>>28036559
Why the fuck can't euthanasia be made legal for men with no chance like this?
>tfw scalp infection spread to my brain
>can't make coherent sentences anymore
>noticeably dumber
What is the name of the condition you suffer from?
okay, what the hell is a scalp infection?
How did you get a scalp infection in the first place?
I just want to be a turtle. I want to hide in the shell on my back and never come out again.
>>28036533
Come with me, have I got something to show you!
>>28036533
dubs proves popo is superior to pepe
this is now a popo thread
>>28037470
thats a nice popo
Reminder that women actually believe they can be lonely.
>>28036518
anyone can be lonely if they try hard enough
>people think women can be lonely
>people think women can understand literature and art
>people think women can understand true meaningless and sadness
Top kek
>>28036540
>women have a choice
>think they can be robots
Kek
