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I GET 5 FUCKING MATCHES A DAY MAX
THAT MEANS LIKE 500 FUCKING WOMEN
SWIPE LEFT ON MY PROFILE
DAILY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
WHAT IS SO UN APPEALING
WHY
>>28036433
you get 5 fucking matches a day?
>tfw when like 1 a week
I've got a decent number of matches but most of them don't respond. I met up with 2 chicks, one didn't really go anywhere and the other didn't work out.
Anyone here have success stories? Any tips to get more responses?
What negative traits would you be willing to overlook in a qt?
>inb4 no friends
>inb4 flat chest
No, I mean traits that YOU consider negative.
Pic related. Feel free to pick a qt gf and explain why you'd be willing to live with the downsides of being with her.
There's even a bf version for the roasties and faggots. Same prompt.
>>28036431
Stopped reading at QT Southern Girl. She basically has no downsides.
>>28036431
Warrior and Fox da best qts
Post yfw people ask you why you're still single.
>Why wouldn't I be?
Originality
FUCKING NORMALFAGS LEAVE ME ALONE I'M SINGLE BECAUSE I HAVE A SHIT LIFE WORK A SHIT JOB AND AM TOO TIRED TO EVEN TRY DATING ESPECIALLY WHEN CHAD GETS THE WOMEN ANYWAY
I JUST WANT TO LAY IN BED I'M SO FUCKING TIRED JUST SO DAMN TIRED
LEAVE ME ALONE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>28036424
But I'm not single
Feels good
Describe this girl in two words.
POO: LOO
>>28036419
Really attractive
>>28036448
Does she look Indian to you, dipshit?
The face of a man who's entire life ended upon discovering the internet
>tfw he's so hot
Haven't watched in like 3 years, stopped when he moved to a HD camera I think or when that other bloak basically took over the channel.
what have i missed.
>>28036363
>same joke over and over
that shit's fucking lame
Have you ever had a practice girlfriend?
I accidentally made out with a short ugly girl with tumblr hair and problem glasses. It felt like I violated myself using her body.
You don't accidentally do that retard.
Anyway my ex treated me like an animal not talking to me, ignoring me, and I had to force conversation, conversation s didn't start on their own, the abused me and called me horrible things, not giving me love, later when I get use to it he decides he doesn't want to be my bf anymore cuz he can't abuse me anymore
>>28036817
>You don't accidentally do that retard.
I was very drunk and the place was extremely dark, I literally didn't know it was her.
>story about abuse
well that's awful, not sure what that has to do with practice gfs though
>>28037004
she was the practice gf
In honor of Prince let's name some manlets who overcame nightmare mode in life and went on to actually do great things
Here's my pick
>5'7
>worked shit job as janitor
>played in shitty poppy band
>didn't care and worked hard at both at them
>went on to do own thing
>became succesful rockstar with NIN
>sex, drugs, fame, and everything
>now only tours part time
>marries hot Filipino model and becomes father
>mostly works now doing comfy job as film composer
Earl Boykins, Nate Robinson, Calvin Murphy (Hall of Fame guard), Spud Webb, Isiah Thomas, Muggsy Bogues, Mel Hirsch,
pic related with his father, kurt cobain, hitler, putin, napoleon, tom cruise, ironman guy, matt damon, brad pitt according to some 4chin scales.
>>28036554
matt damon, bill gates and brad pitt are >5'10", wouldn't consider them manlet tier as they live in north america
What does /r9k/ think of ASAP Ferg's new album, Always Strive and Prosper?
I haven't listened yet but ferg has always been my fav rapper from a$ap.
Rocky is boring
Haven't heard it yet but Trap Lord was gr8 so I'll give it a listen.
Hood Pope still slaps.
>>28036114
I don't listen to hiphop or rap (at least very, very little) but that's a great album name and I wouldn't mind giving it a listen.
Or am I being memed and tricked into listening generic garbage gangster rap or hiphop?
>Anon, it says here on your boyfriend application that you've never had a girlfriend, care to explain?
>>28036112
I've never had a girIfriend
>>28036112
I have though
Assuming you count a middle school relationship that lasted a month and barely got past hand holding
At least I'm not kissless
>>28036112
is this a boyfriend application thread?
>20 years old
>just realized that in my life, I've never had a legit, unforced, more than 2+ min conversation with a girl besides a family member
>literally gone years without saying more than 10 words to girls (unforcefully) despite constantly being around them
Me too, the incredibly rare occasions of unforced conversation go fine but I'm never the one to initiate it. 0 self esteem.
>>28036096
i noticed this about 3-4 years ago when i was 16
never did anything about it and probably never will i figure procreating would do a disservice to the gene pool so it doesnt get me down
we'll see if that sentiment holds though
if this is the case, you will permanently be crippled when it comes to the opposite sex. sure you can fake it to a certain extent, but it will feel fake and exhausting
Going to be playing Pokemmo as Elliot Rodger, 21 chooses the starter.
>>28036024
Been years since I played this game, I think I'll download it now. Get threads don't work well here so try a single.
Chikorita
>>28036024
Squirtle
Dndnddj
>>28036147
That pokemon's not in the game, and i was thinking of making the thread on /b/ but i wanted to play with other robutts. I guess i wont find any here seeing as how no one replied.
I have until monday to learn all of organic chemistry 2 how fucked am I?
stop seeking attention here and go study
>>28036021
There could be some advice from fellow bots though
fuck me right ydhtgreve
LoL streamer gets cucked at a MOBA tourney. Freakout starts @ 31:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHRG-s3AnnU
This meltdown is very funny.
The girls who cucked him and his mangers
https://twitter.com/georgiabott_
https://twitter.com/ailincia
can i get the tl;dr of the drama?
>>28036039
tl;dr:
>gross and his best friend/manager were invited to some MOBA tourney
>gross decides that he wants some "company", as does his manager
>they invite these two girls who also play LoL, one of whom lived out of country
>he pays for everything, plane tickets, hotel rooms, drinks, food the works
>night one, he and the chick he invited go to their hotel room drunk, cuddle, but she stops him
>manager does the same thing and the exact same thing happens with his girl
>next day, the girls go do their own thing and leave gross and his manager by themselves
>girl one returns to the hotel room at 6am, girl two returns around 9am
>turns out they both hung out with some dutch professional team that is HUGE on twitch
>gross finds out, gets home and proceeds to shit all over everyone involved
>gets banned
Where can I take cooking classes where I don't have to pay a lot? What kinds of places offer such courses. Google isn't really helpful.
general self-improvement thread i guess
>>28035955
BREAKFAST GENERAL GO
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE BEANS
>>28035955
You don't have to pay shit. There's a MILLION youtube videos that you can follow to teach yourself.
>>28036042
It would be good to have some guidance and get out the house, y'know?
Daily reminder to never give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk
>implying this video isn't for the Chinese who want kill themselves for being wageslave commies
>>28035889
Don't kill yourself slaves! We need to make more money for mother China. Look at how pretty it is! NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY!!!!
I have wanted to give up for a long time, too bad I can't give up even if I wanted to because then nobody would be there to take care of my family. People with nothing to live for know a freedom I will literally never get to enjoy, I will never get a gf, I can't get a job even though I graduated top of my class. Literally everyone lies to my fucking face and just avoids me after they fuck up everything. People are too fucking childish to appreciate how to respect people. I wish I had a fucked up upbrning, because at least then people could relate to me and people wouldn't have the gull to fucking lead me on for moths. Hopefully OP realizes there is no hope in their lives, they will only know despair, a cold black despair which will infect every facet of thier lives. Hopefully everyone remembers there is no hope, hope is just an idea normies created to keep your believing that there is a change of happiness.
