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Black male and Asian female couples are the future of the human race. You can't deny this.
>>28031701
the future looks dark
wrong. hispanics are the fastest growing group in the USA. once we conquer USA and fuck the pussies of all white, black, asian, arabic etc. women here we will go to europe and fuck foreign pussy there jajajaja
mayates go back to africa jaja
>>28031737
bro i am so down with mexicans taking over america. im black and all i do is think about fucking one these dime ass mexican milfs
whats up robots.
i think i might have a shot a fucking a mature, she is about 50ish and married i guess to some old guy that can't get hard anymore so she has been kinda comming on to me every time i see her, she always hugs me and one time she even made a comment that she wish she had a guy like me to live with because her husband is boring.
do you think she wants some of the younger robot D?
>>28031694
How do you know this hoe? How did you meet famalam?
Go for it if you can. I did and don't regret it.
>>28031694
Post more hot MILFs in their 50's
>be me
>met the qtiest of qts (to me)
>we hit it off right away. Went bowling, spent 2 hours just sitting really close to each other talking, our bodies touching.
>she took me to one of her favorite restaurants
>texted me as soon as she got home saying she had a great time and looked forward to seeing me again
>few days later, we cuddled and made out
>she's still texting me good mornings and hope you have a wonderful day texts
>made plans for Friday or if not saturday, said she can't wait
>Friday rolls around, she's with her cousin and may or may not make it later, its cool. 'But we're still on for tomorrow right??' She asked. I said yeah and went to bed happy.
>Saturday: the weather is beautiful, I can't wait to see her, I spend the afternoon outside, shower up, and text her.
>she said she would be over after her family party was over. Acted like she didn't want to be there and was hoping to leave soon so she come over
>then her texts stopped, she never showed, and she hasn't talked to me since.
>called her 2 days later and no answer
Been depressed all week, I don't know what to do anymore. I want to try contacting her again in a week or two, but I know its over. Literally done everything to distract myself instead of moping around, but I want to fucking die.
Normies say shit like:
>"well she wasn't worth your time anyway, move on!"
>"there are plenty of fish in the sea! :)"
But I don't have the energy to start from square one. I can't take this anymore. I'm a robot and I'll never find anyone again.
oneitis is a meme
>>28031690
Maybe she's dead
>>28031690
Maybe she died
What's your first impression of me?
Pic is me
>>28031677
You, femanon. Get in the car. Right. Now.
criminal record
but we both know that isn't you
I want to sit on your face and make you eat my boipucci.
fuck this faggot
>>28031670
apparently cunt was straight
>>28031670
I L I T E R A L L Y dgaf
I don't see how you can hate prince, he don't do shit but make music and fuck hos. The only controversial about him was how he chose to express himself, but glam rock bands were doing the same "gay" shit.
>tfw I will be a victim of the biggest genocide in human history
Don't know how to feel about that ...
At least at some point the suffering will be over.
White population replacement is a "soft" genocide. You can avoid being washed away by the brown flood by making alot of money.
>>28031675
Retard
Plodhdhfh
>>28031615
The kicker is that ppl will still care more about the Holocaust
>>28031675
>lmao dude just get rich
Is this another thing I can achieve by "just being myself"?
Can anyone explain to me why this is funny?
because LOL SO RUNDUM XXD
>>28031561
Because normies cannot into humor.
>>28031561
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/For_the_lulz
you're welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFvdeomvHD4
Roasties btfo?
>>28031503
based stefan
>Steven Moneyjew
Nice meme OP
ONE
FUCKING
>you will never be a high-test alpha who tempts Muslim women from their religion
more like this?
>:^)blox
>>28031476
Why do I like it more when their faces are covered?
>>28031476
I bet her shits are like watery diarrhea hummus texture
So I watched 5 seasons of The Good Wife. I didn't even liked them
Now I wonder what to do since I have no life
Choose for me robots
g-get a life ?
>>28031449
you can be my boy toy and worhship my feet under my desk
>>28031663
are you male desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ
Would you let her save you?
>>28031387
>that iphone typing click noise at the beginning
normie bitch
>>28031387
FUCKING THOMAS TOMATO STRIKES AGAIN
Dumbest, most pretentious thing I've ever heard whore.
I'm a simple man- go to school, come home, play video games, masturbate to armpits. The idea of a woman saving me from this paradise is comical.
There are any other comfy, """""mature""""" fantasy reads?
Just finished all 5 witcher books and I need to read to fall asleep, or else I spend all night thinking about my life failures
I thought Bernard Cornwell's series on the life of a fictional Character in saxon England was pretty good.
>>28031421
I'll look up that author, but its better if it's fantasy. The key is to disconnect from reality
>>28031350
The hobbit novel is bretty gud if you ask me
Do you remember where you were when you realized that you're the bad guy?
>>28031258
when did you?
>>28031258
when i was 16 years old and realized that i was the asshole all the time
i'm the bad guy?
...how'd that happen?
>by a miracle you get a qt gf
>the next day you go to her house and she has a pixie hair
What do you do?
Ply her for sex all the same. Cum inside whenever possible. It feels great, and I want kids anyway
run
pixie hair is the first step before full on feminism
Fuck her hard while running my hands all over her skull, memorizing its shape and feeling for irregularities.
Hello. And I am going to make an analyze on you, ROboTS11!
Please fill out the following application:
Last time you cried and why:
Last time you masturbated:
Last time you left the house/flat:
Last time you made any kind of physical contact with another specimen of humanity:
Last genre of music you listened to:
Last book you read:
Do you draw/play instruments:
What is your opinion on daddy issues?
What is your opinion on over-population?
I appreciate time taken to read and reply to these analyzing questions.
Sincerely,
AMIIBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is that a male or female?
(pls no made up genders)
>>28031270
that is a me, mario! i am the beings of a being, not a made up of a being.
i appreciate time taken to read and reply to this message
>>28031246
>Last time you cried and why:
A few nights ago when had an existential crisis after smoking too much weed
>Last time you masturbated:
Last night. Twice.
>Last time you left the house/flat:
This morning for work
>Last time you made any kind of physical contact with another specimen of humanity:
A month or two ago
>Last genre of music you listened to:
John Denver so I guess country
>Last book you read:
A collection of Edgar Allen Poe's stories and poems
>Do you draw/play instruments:
Nope
>What is your opinion on daddy issues?
I have daddy issues so it's hard for me to give an objective answer
>What is your opinion on over-population?
It's going to be the biggest issue our species faces once resources dry up
