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/r9k what you happen to the world if all man suddenly for some reason stopped having sexual desires, and lost the need for sex? And if this happened tomorrow?
>>28026574
>make thread
>get a decent amount of replies
>make the same thread next day to harvest double the (You)s
nice one lad
>>28026608
its for research
No point in this civilization thing.
Just a quick reminder even having the body on the left is now considered joke tier to women.
I think it's more how he turned from a prancy little faggot to an actual intimidatinglittledude.
>>28026556
who gives a shit what women think
Tfw not even "I'll have her home by 8" tier.
GET THE FUCK IN HERE SENPAI FO REAL
>>28026411
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
ORIGINALES COMMENTARIOS DEUS EX
>>28026411
>>28026426
you said it mane
robotploxlord
Free hat dugs inside limited time offer maximum 1 per person
*not redeemable once inside
>He isn't circumcised
>donating the nerves of your penis so some roastie can have more wrinkle cream and not be so toasty
>>28026330
Gay man with a strong preference for uncircumcised here.
There's nothing appealing about a mutilated penis imho.
>>28026330
>He isn't mutilated
Inuit are beautiful. We should breed with them.
>>28026320
Her face looks like a cottage cheese thigh
Leave my native qts alone pls
>>28026351
You have been with
too many guys
any of you robots have a snapchat
Meet new people i guess.
>>28026239
>Forgot to post Snapchat
>Fuckiforgot
>>28026239
dee-roy93
sneakxy
>inb4 dick pics
>so when are we meeting again? :3
>how about [...]
>...
>is it ok? we can go somewhere else if you want
>...
>hello?
>...
>1 day later
>hey, are you there? what happened?
>...
>?
>...
>2 days later
>hi, can we talk? what's going on?
>...
>why are you "seen"ing my messages, but not replying?
>...
>add people from her facebook and ask them if they know something, they probably message her
>her reaction finally after 3.5 days of nothing
>stop looking for me
>its fine, sometimes I dissapear for a few days, everything's ok, I'll be back soon
what the fuck is this?
what the fuck is going on?
what happened?
why is she not interested anymore? or is she? am I misunderstanding something? everything was going so well up until that random moment where she completely disappeared from this world for 3 days
help, what the fuck do I do
>>28026150
She was fucking Chad, you need to let her go mate.
You're a needy beta cuck and she decided to get her tight ass fucked by Chad that night instead of go out with you. Its not rocket science, its the most obvious thing in the world.
>>28026185
Do you even remotely feel something, shitposting that stuff in every thread?
Or are you just a robot spewing out automated replies?
>finally get gf
>short blonde hair, a little androgynous, amazing titties and butt
and best of all
>no penis
I made it, robots
>>28026143
Why would someone just go on the internet and lie?
You couldn't get within 5 miles of a woman other than your mother.
>>28026532
>You couldn't get within 5 miles of a woman other than your mother.
this is false
>>28026143
im happy for you and all
but
get the fuck off of r9k now.
Here's the story of how I almost became a beta providing cuck to my childhood roastie friend
>be like 7 or 8
>meet girl through family friends
>we become good friends
>everything is all good until high school
>I have a crush on her at this point
>don't tell her because afraid
>slowly over time realize she's a giant bitch
>always makes fun of me
>makes fun of my body
>talks like she looks down upon me
>says she's gonna be more successful than me
>judges the shit out of everything I do
>tells me her problems but doesn't give a shit about mine
>still attracted to her, just not her personality
>high school ends, I go to state college
>she goes to a local college
>several years pass
>I've gotten /fit/, but still beta on the inside
>did very well in college, got internship
>network engineer, paid 100k
>still no gf because I'm weird and awkward
>visit senpai for Christmas
>see childhood friend in town and catch up
>the stupid roastie is trying to become a chemist but is struggling, no internships lined up
>she's impressed by my salary
>on New Year she kisses me
>we go back to her place and fuck
>really enjoy the sex
>next morning she's talking about how she missed how "close" we were and how she "always had a crush on me but was afraid to do anything"
>pretend to buy into this bullshit to see where it goes
>few she's talking about how she wants to drop out of college and move in with me and find a different job instead of chemist
>fucking kek
>realize she wants me to be her beta provider
>think what would r9k do
>before I leave I tell her I don't wanna be in a relationship with a money whore
>after that she blows up my phone with texts
Fuck women.
>>28026135
*visit family for Christmas
I said F A M but it made it senpai...
>>28026135
you did the right thing
im proud of you op
>>28026135
>not letting her drop out first
>best friend just broke up with his girlfriend of 9 years - started when they were 16
>turns out she's been seeing another guy on the side for about a year, and has been occasionally fucking other guys since just over a year into their relationship
>this is a woman who has hooked me up with some of her friends
>who managed to convince her bestfriend - a 10/10 - to go to prom with me, the weird chubby kid who played MTG during lunch
>who has helped me through life's problems again and again
>who is generally the best woman I have ever met
How the fuck could someone do this to another? What the fuck is the point of even loving or being in a relationship? I'm just flabbergasted, and my friend absolutely emotionally devastated, he's just destroyed.
Now that I've gotten your woman hating attention, reverse the genders, same questions still apply.
>can you build a house?
I didn't realize there was a stereotype that men were supposed to be able to build houses. This is a new one for me.
Like "can you change the oil in a car" or "can you fix a leaky faucet" would have been way funnier.
>>28026049
normies.
We need adultery laws, with prison time.
Put adulterers in the same cages as murderers and rapists.
Yes, I can build a house. And so could my dad, and his dad lived in a house he built.
Super hot tinder girl matched me, i need something to say now, dont FUCK ME this time.
Last thing she said was: umm..?
>>28026042
its ogre, not gonna habben. Protip: that "my friends thought it would be funny" shit is just sad.
Next time go with a subtle "big guy" reference.
>>28026042
Post the convo you wanker
>>28026042
If that is the convo youve already fucked it you wanker
ITT: Ask a normie anything
t. Normie
what is your opinion on vocaloid
>>28025997
how do I go from failed normie status to full blown normie.
No meme responses please.
>>28026280
Don't care about ur weeboo stuff
POST MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkED-k-6OCk
>>28025928
Smashing Pumpkins.
'The Terminator" theme-music.
Shenmue Yokosuka Soundtrack Part 1 & 2.
MGS 1-3 Soundtracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA
>>28025928
happy af when i hear nuclear or snake eater
what would you do if a qt suddenly started to attack you?
>>28025924
I would just temple strike her full force to be truthful. One hit is all I need and it might do permanent damage. I can deadlift 585 lbs.
Block her strikes and if she doesn't let up try to restrain her. It's not very threatening if you're a man unless she has a knife or something.
>>28025979
in highschool a girl punched me in the ear. i only felt warmness desu, no pain at all
post a nigger's dick thread
Quite original tbqhwy famalam
what are you afraid of anon?
234
don't be scared anon
fgh
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