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>tfw watching childbirth vids

Am I the only one who gets turned on by this? Seeing these roasties writhing in pain, it's like the one drawback they have in their life for playing on tutorial mode. Makes me happy seeing them suffer.
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>>28023688
i have a pregnancy fetish, so yes it does
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>Watching women give birth to someone elses child
Why not just watch cuckold porn if you're turned on by it?
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>>28024813

This gave me quite a kek, thanks for that anon

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>your mom comes into your room with the home phone
>says its for you
>its chad saying he wants to apologize for bullying you
>says we go out for some shots
how do you react?
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Hang up. Back to shitposting.
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>>28023662
Hire and escort and rent a Lamborghini so I can seem rich and popular in front of faggy chad
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>>28023662
ask my mom why is she alive again

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Who /layinbedalldayhere/?
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Me

Getting out of bed is the worst mistake someone can make
Nothing bad can ever happen to you if you lay in bed all day
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i need more weed. fuck
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>>28023830
nothing good happens either

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What is your opinion of ambw couples?
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Fuck off bebe
Unless you're going to post nudes
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>>28023594
Good for them
Most undesired pair well together
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I'm jealous that beta asian males get dark skin girls like that and I'm settling for white girls

>I HATE THE RURAL LIFE

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Remember the first time you seriously thought about killing yourself?

Well, aren't you glad now you didn't do it!?

>yfw thinking about all those great memories you've made since then that you wouldn't have experienced if you killed yourself
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>>28023476
No
Original Desu
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No, I deeply regret if anything.
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>>28023476
No. Wish I had balls to do it

Why would you ever get married?
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>heteroflexible
I'm guessing that means she likes women when it pleases tyrone and gets her attention
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>>28023471
do niggers actually want used up married women nearly in their 50s?
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>>28023471
>is a cheating whore
>I'm truthful, trusting
>zero time for anything fake or fabricated

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is it okay to white knight for your gf, /r9k/?
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>>28023402
Why the fuck would you want to white knight for anything/anybody ?
Arguing throught internet is like paraolympics.
Even if you win, you are still retard.
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Yeah, unless she's clearly in the wrong. In that case you should scold her.
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of course, it's pretty much expected

but only if you have a firm understanding of what your girlfriend is because just stalking her from a distance might not qualify

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Where can I get an introvert nerdy gf? I don't care if she's ugly, the only stipulation is she isn't fat.
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You don't. There's too much competition for them.
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they're all taken by the time they graduate college
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>>28023452
There's too much competition for ugly women?

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This show is hitting way too close to home for me
>lonely for the last 4 years
>awful experiences with people and women in particular made me retreat into my own safe spaces
>become more and more cynical and hate filled every day
>become even more and more unable to relate as every day goes on
the only difference is I don't have a cute anime girl to yell at me and force me to become normal
because in reality, literally no one gives a shit, especially if you're a guy, guys are considered worthless if they aren't functioning by a certain time and haven't had certain experiences

I have a feeling a lot of the unironic robots feel the same way, slipping more and more into self-hatred and social isolation every day for the last however many years until you get so far behind it's pretty insurmountable
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yea pretty much dude
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>>28023381
I completely agree once you age to a certain point as a male you're simply disposable... I'm in the mood for some lighthearted anime that will make me feel like shit, what's the show called?
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>>28023776
It's not lighthearted at all
it's literally a loner edgemaster in high school who hates everyone and women in particular being forced to join a club
and the only other member is a girl who yells and preaches at him all day about how he's worthless and shit

it's pretty much a 24 minute propaganda piece about shaming robots and otaku types

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Anyone else notice how fucked society is? cuckolds, naive, hateful, and immoral people infest our cities..
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>>28023263
No I think you're delusional and/or ignorant.
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no

You have been muted for 2 (two) seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>28023263
m-m-muh society!!!
shut the fuck up and get off of the Internet you fucking retard.

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Any of you bots have any ideas on how to make it to the middle class in a factory job?
>work in glass factory
>really like my job
>would like to make 23+hr
>want to live a /comfy/ life that aint the NEET life
>only make 12.20 after 2 raises.
How do I go about this /r9k/
>can manage and doesnt afraid of talking to people like I use to be
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>>28023141
get a new job. the factory isn't going to double your pay just because you want them to
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>>28023141
Go to college and study something profitable such as engineering, law, management and such. Forget classes like sociology and so on. You need to improve your qualifications.
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>>28023141
OP is this you?
https://youtu.be/2mClfU2NStY

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>tfw for months I tried to be accepted by people in uni and today with a stupid joke I ruined everything
Fuck my life
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>>28023019
Have you tried smoking weed?

With smoking weed you'll get free weed friends.
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>>28023019
What was the joke anon?
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>>28023019
What was the bad joke?

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Would you date an ASMR artist?
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Sounds like she is retarded so no.
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Do people only listen to females that do this shit? I'm a guy with a deep voice and a neutral accent, any chance on getting some jewtube shekels out of it?
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>>28023129
Guys are actually just as popular if not more so than the women.

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I spent 2015 trying to make it as a cyborg and while I found some success through sheer determination, the whole experience took a toll on my emotional and mental state, and once some of the relationships I formed during that period cracked under the pressure I was left alone with unbearable anxiety and no way to manage it. When I was a robot, I simply didn't feel or need anything that wasn't already available to me, but meaningful human relationships are just that much more of a necessity now than the animu that placated me in the past. Unfortunately, you can't form said human relationships when you can't get two subsequent words out in front of another human without stuttering and making it clear to them I'm not their equal

Which brings me to my question: how do I find a psychiatrist that's willing to give out drugs to help with this sort of stuff. Adderall and Xanax are both very effective when it comes to overcoming this sort of stuff, but doctors are afraid to prescribe them because of the potential for abuse. I'm sure there's gotta be someone in my general area that's willing to rick letting the patient take on that responsibility, but I'm not sure how to pin them down

Pic very related
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>>28022893
>the relationships I formed during that period cracked under the pressure I was left alone with unbearable anxiety and no way to manage it

This happened to me when I had contact with a female and she stopped talking to me for whatever reason

Robots, it's better stay in robotdom than try to get out, the name is confort zone for a reason
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>>28022930
I'd have to cut all human contact forever for that to work. I broke out of robotdom completely unexpectedly. My high school crushes (they were twins) called me out of the blue one night and we got really drunk together. Next thing you know I'm literally the best friend they've ever had and I'm spending -every single day- with at least one of them

But yeah, an entire year of that plus a few drunken make out sessions (the pinnacle of what I've experienced sexually so far) is hard to get over, and becoming a robot again at 24 won't be as easy, especially now that I've come to expect more from life. That, and my parents won't take care of me, so I'd have to work and move out, something that I can't do when I'm miserable
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No drug induced cyborgs here? Did they all find a healthy network of friends and leave /r9k/ for good?

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Since so many here are unhappy with the current liberal society and being lonely ...What rules would you impose to get a "fair" destribution of women, robots?

Make premarital sex and adultary illegal?

Revoke women's rights?

Make women property of their husbands?

Government supplying girlfriends for lonely men?

...
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>>28022887

Nah, I wouldn't impose any rules. Let society crash and burn on its own. More single mothers now means more unhappy men later. Eventually it will just fail and self correct.
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None of the suggestions you have made would work. All the Nu males and women would revolt. There would be chaos everywhere, riots etc.

The proper plan is already in place. Which is to develop an "anti-depressant" That will actually work long-term. Essentially SOMA from Brave new world. All the unlucky sods taking the stuff they have now are guinea pigs until the real good stuff eventually gets developed.

I hate to break it to you guys but as a beta you would still not get a girl even if they were essentially "for sale". A Chad would scop her up long before your stuttering ass had a chance.
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We already have an institution that was implemented in the past to preserve social harmony, it was called prostitution.

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