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Anyone here ever get a love letter from an admirer, only fuck it up and have nothing come of it?
Why would anyone here ever have received a love letter?
I got a Valentine's card when I was 5, does that count?
>>28017044
Yeah, this. Fuck off OP, you normalfag scum.
>tfw I should have let depression run it's course and killed myself last year
>tfw now I just suppress absolutely all negative feels
>am just wondering around now with no direction, no positive or negative emotional influences, let go of everything that made my character and motives
>I just am existing, nothing more
A-at least I beat depression, right?
>>28017006
You're not supposed to suppress the feels bro.
>>28017031
I cannot help myself, anon. Each thing that was meant to break me and push me over the edge instead shaped me regarding how to deal with it.
After all the stuff in my life I simply stopped giving a shit. any time a feel starts bubbling up and I feel like a feels wave will hit me I ignore it completely, distract myself even. This happens maybe once ever two months.
Hopefully I can condition myself for it to never come back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmTmTMcdxOs
Congratulations, you've taken step one to getting your life back! You feel like you've hit rock bottom, but one hand at a time you're climbing back up.
I was there too not long ago. Addict, alcoholic, suicidal. Through the grace of God I'm here today, able to tell you the joys that await you on the other side.
Get some therapy, it really does help. Talk to a psychiatrist about medication for your depression, if its truly chemically induced you absolutely need it. Remember, this is a disease, not who you are. Just like a cancer patient has to fight every day, so do you. You can beat this, I believe in you
I mean how hard it could be to keep a slave
>>28016963
Elaborate further
>>28016945
Nah, we need to learn how to pick up women
>>28016977
Cam'on normie play along
Anyone here like me and don't shower for at least a week? I go to school (18 senior) and just laugh when chavs comment "ew what is this shit smell"
My friends are used to it, why can't normalfags get used to it? I just cba showering, and normalfags should suffer.
>>28016796
>My friends
what do you think you're doing here, normie?
>>28016796
Same here dude.
I didn't shower or wear deoderant when I was in highschool.
I do it now that I'm in college tho
>>28016796
I know a pretty teenager girl who only showers once in a while. Never talked to her IRL, but she must stink.
It's midnight. Should I take a shower or just go to bed? I smell like ass.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rALVgdoMHk
Shower, dingus
okay, i showered
This is the best thread I have seen on /r9k/ in recent memory.
Who remembers this commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s ?
Girls can easily get sex, we all know that.
What does /r9k/ think of virgin girls who can't get a boyfriend to save her life but refuses to have casual sex because she hates the idea of it and only wants to have sex with a guy who loves her?
>>28016605
Why do you want our approval, who cares
It's better to be a prude than a slut I'd say,
Most girls like to pretend to be prudish and dorky but then get drunk and fuck Jamal and Chad every weekend.
I salute those prudish girls who abstain from sex.
>>28016625
It's supposed to be a jumping off point for you to engage in your regular bitching about women and things.
Ive had this urge to sniff where beautiful girls sit. longer they set down the better i like it. ive sniffed some pretty girls seats after they was sitting there for like 2 hours before and when they get up i would sneak over and sniff the warm heart shaped warm spot of the seat indented cushion.where she was sitting. most of them stink too! is this normal or am i a pervert?
>>28016539
It's perverted but I don't blame you.
What does it smell like?
>>28016539
I keep trying to read your post, but all I can concentrate on is that delicious JK pantyshot.
>>28016539
you're a perv. it's one way to get a sexual misconduct strike depending on where you work/study.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Buswell#Controversies
>In April 2008, it was alleged that Buswell had "sniffed the chair of a Liberal staffer, writhing in mock sexual pleasure", which he denied, and then subsequently admitted to, apologising once more.[37]
Hello Robots,
I am bored therefore storytime and ask me anything stuff
Let's start off with how i went full postal dude
> Working for Free to Play Video Game Company
> 2 years in the industry doing community and marketing stuff
> Still pretty happy about my job and just got a new project to manage
> My office phone rings and i pick up
> Woman on the other side explains she works for a governement agency and request my help
> I asked what for
> She said they are holding a panel of speakers for children and parents about the dangers of gaming addiction
> I said well she shall give me more info
> Says she will write me a mail
> Get info : speaker panel is awesome, it would be someone from the school board, a parent representative, a glorified overpaid addiction shrink, a 21 year old WoW addict in treatment and me representing the game industry.
> Signmeup.jpg
> Plan ahead in the upcoming week
> Want to keep face and defend gamers and the industry infront of SJW's
> Arrive at location 3 hours early due to planning and seeing questions ahead
> Everybody is pretty nice and explains to me that i have to be the villain in the panel and that no attacks that will be made are meant personal.
> Fuck that shit, attack me all you want i have arguments
> See qt reporter coming in, knew her from years before
> Start having a drink and munch and talk with her
> Panel about to start and i didn't really plan ahead due to qt
> No i dea what they will ask me
Shall i continue Robots ?
why do retards ask if they should continue. write the fucking story and post it, do you REALLY care what we think? if you did you wouldnt have made this thread.
fucking retarded cunt
>>28016623
ok i'll just continue then, thank you for at least showing a live sign.
>>28016641
>this hungry for attention
are you a woman?
It's summer soon. I won't be able to cover my disgusting fat body and mantits with a thick jacket. Gonna be even more self conscious then before for the next 5-6 months. Also sweaty.
>>28016425
Time to start dieting tubby.
>>28016425
>tfw lost 12kg since last summer
Feels confident man.
This is literally the only reason why I lift weights 4 times a week and do 1 hour of walking every day, followed by being mindful of what I eat + eating mostly protein rich sources of food.
Home gym (power rack, adjustable bench, barbell, olympic plates etc) + walk around my block over and over for an hour. Paid for by NEET bux.
Fact: if you are in college, you should be dating highschool girls ONLY.
College-age girls are the domain of 30something cock. Girls want a mature man who can take them places and buy them things, not an immasculated little fuckboy who can't even pay for dinner.
When will youthcucks learn?
So I mean it, to all the horny 19-23 year old NEETs on this board, stay away from college pussy. Or I'll beat the shit out of you because I'm a fucking adult.
>>28016382
>if you are in college, you should be dating highschool girls ONLY.
Nice try, Uncle Sam, but you won't catch me yet.
This is one of the strangest threads I have ever seen.
I can't tell if you have an agenda to push, if you're trying to bait us or if you're just autistic.
>tfw my chad brother is cucking me with my mom
Whelp.
Give me the fake story ill read it.
>>28016428
Don't encourage this bullshit, you fucking asshole.
>>28016464
My dick has a need for incest.
I thought people might understand.
What other sites do you guys browse?
>>28016341
H-Hispachan
>>28016341
BLACKED.com, of course.
Hot interracial action in 1080p.
Thanks u mrs skeltela
do any of you actually admit the realit yof your situation to people? i actually troll people by telling the truth it sucks but.
>>28016323
But what?! "It sucks but--" what?
>>28016323
the madman
og commento
>>28016323
i frequently say to people "haha my life is a downward spiral and i want to kill myself" jokingly and people laugh, but i really mean it
Ask an ex drug-user anything
Is heroin any good
>>28016170
How do I stop procrastinating?
>orginlalaskdfllll
Normie get out isn't a question, but you should seriously get the fuck out of here.
Anyone else here have /high standards/? I really want a gf but for some reason can only settle for 8/10s at the least. I don't know why I have high standards. A lot of robots are content dating 4/10s or just less than average attactiveness if they share the same interests, but I feel like it's only worth it if she's actually really cute. Anyone else? Pic unrelated
>>28016156
because people are assholes
>wow anon nice gf catch you a whale huh
>wowee she sure is flatchested
>she's not a looker but its what inside that counts right?
If you date an ugly woman you will never ever hear the end of it from anyone in your social circles or family
the robots that have ugly girlfriends that are 4/10 are the real deal robots with no friends or peers.
I know my standards are too high. I'd be unhappy if they weren't in place and I was a desperate pusshound laughing too hard at a fat girl's jokes.
>>28016184
That explains it pretty perfectly actually
