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Thoughts?
>tfw there are girls aged 23 who've fucked almost 50 guys between ages 15-20+ and I'm here a virgin
>>28018269
Seems fake as fuck
The numbers seem to fit into that "crazy but not ridiculous" category that people use a lot.
Source: someone who writes a lot of fake shit
>>28018269
I find it hot as hell. I'm also a male virgin.
>>28018292
Even if fake, I'm sure there are tons of girls out there who are like this and will eventually settle with a beta provider
>tfw your psychologist can't understand how you've never had a friend
WHERE DO I FIND A NON-NORMIE PSYCHOLOGIST?
>>28018212
there are no non-normie psychologists because the normie psychologists most likely took all the job positions because they had connections, and they are useless at their job because they're fucking normies!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There are none.
You have to be a normie to make it through the higher education required.
>>28018212
somewhere that the psychologist isn't getting paid a lot of money.
>Used to hate when a girl I liked would give real short replies to me
>Now I'm giving short lazy replies to a girl who likes me
I have become the asshole
>>28018208
got anymore high quality images of that bird, friendo?
>>28018208
Are you not into her or what?
>>28018237
Fuck off old hag.
Anyone robots former fundamentalists?
>TFW after years of apostasy still feel pervasive guilt
How do you adopt to an uncaring universe?
>>28018185
i used to think be an atheist but i'm starting to realize the things you're taught as a kid never really leave you. i tell myself i don't believe but i keep thinking of the bible verses when i'm trying to understand things that happen or decide what to do
>>28018185
>How do you adopt to an uncaring universe?
Hate it with everything you have. It's the only way to get through.
>>28018185
anime, vidya & porn
I also make terrible fetishy videogames and literature, all for myself.
People like to blame older virgins bitterness at their situation as why they are a virgin. They don't stop to think the bitterness is caused by years of rejection.
>>28018170
What if an older male is a virgin because he chooses to or he doesnt care enough to get laid?
Normies don't know the pain of isolation.
the average human is a judgmental superioristic presumptuous retard who has fully bought in on the just world fallacy, news at 11
Who /noheart/ here?
Here's a wojak I made up just for this thread.
>tfw no empathy or compassion for others
>tfw incapable of love
why God?
Feeling bad about supposedly being heartless proves you have a heart.
Try harder.
>>28018115
Gotta say that You impressed me pretty damn well with this work. Makes me slightly regret not having played the game, but I'm rather satisfied with the lore itself.
As for the heart, I don't know, after having succumbed to solitude, yesterday someone wrote to me at last, gave me quite a heart attack. I think it's dead, haha.
How long will you last?
>>28018054
That's some amazing milking technique right there
But yeah I'd probably blow before I even penetrate, during foreplay or something
I'm too sensitive
I usually have to fap very hard and violently to cum, my problem would probably be the opposite of not lasting long enough.
Only hypothesizing though.
well i've received flirtatious attention from girls in the past so i know my face is adequate, it's just a matter of getting a nice physique now.
>8/10 qt wanted to go to the prom with me
>said no because levelling up on runescape was more important
>normie friends wanted me to hang out with them
>stayed home and binge watched Death Note instead
>offered a job at Goldman Sachs in their Tech division
>declined and took a comfy NEET job at a small business that makes laser instrumentation
you cant be a neet if you have a job you turbo dyke
>>28018005
>NEET
>Took a """NEET job"""
Yeah, alright dude.
>>28018028
I literally don't do any work but still get paid. By definition, I'm still a NEET
>believing in the NoFap meme
Fapping several times a day everyday is a symptom, not the cause, of your problems.
>>28017888
Trips of cuteness. I'm hetero but God damn Mads Mikkelsen is cute, CUTE!
>believing in anything
Its all the same
So let's lay this out straight for once:
Fuck all this cuckposting/Reddit shill stuff for once and listen to some real problems.
>KHV
>22 yo
>autism.jpg
>schizophrenic-tier
>OCD
>complete shut in NEET
>skinnyfat
>manlet
>power level so high I can't hide it even if I tried
>Red Pilled and openly rant about the International Bankers whenever any normies ask me what I'm thinking about
I have no inherent desire for gf or to be a wagecuck.
However, I know that my parents are not going to live forever.
So, for the specific purpose of (when I get older) not having to either:
>live completely alone
Because I'm barely functional as is with parents supporting me. or
>live in a nursing home
Because that sounds terrifying especially with all the elder abuse stories I hear.
I want to become at least semi-functional (mind you, functional =/= normie) or functional enough to get a virgin, non-degenerate, morally upright gf purely for the security in old age.
Mind you, I am black-pilled but not stupid. I know that living alone in older age can not possibly end well considering how fucked I am already at such a young age.
So, I've compiled a list of things I want to work on to become more independent which might possibly have bonus effect of helping me get pure virgin gf:
>work out (mostly shit-ton of cardio, bodyweight exercises + boxing); my goal body is cut and functional fighting build rather than pure bulk weightlifter build
>read and understand the entire Bible
>attend mass every Sunday
>read and understand patrician-tier philosophy (mostly Based Kant and the Categorical Imperative)
>read tons of nonfiction books with emphasis on philosophy, history and political economy
>give up anime and 4chan ;-;
>go to college
>avoid Chads, norms, Stacies and their degenerate alcohol ragers
>earn degree
>get a well-paying job
Will this be enough?
>>28017845
Good luck wasting your life (:
>>28017845
also, forgot to add:
>meditation
>becoming Zen-tier calm through sheer force of will
>cutting out meds
>laying low so the NSA and Mossad won't blacklist me
>>28017889
is all the cuck meme'ing true then?
are virgin, non-degenerate gf's literally impossible for robots to find?
Is 2D animation a lost art? Everything looks like trash now, western or eastern.
Pretty much, no one does anything for the sake/their love of it anymore.
Everything's about money now, how fast you can shit stuff out, finding a formula that will allow you to pump near identical shit out faster and have more people eat it up, stretching less out so you can sell more pieces, etc.
>>28017844
Student thesis animations
Gobellins animations
Some of these animations are fucking beautiful, I suggest you watch em.
>>28017844
>around 2009
>people want anime and manga releases in sync weekly
>not expecting this shitty layering and edits due to time consumption.
FYI, the best animation in dbz was during the android saga.
> 04/21/16 (Thu) 01:37:12
>tfw I still exist
what went wrong
>>28017820
you wouldn't be my gee eff
>>28017850
ok fine anon i will be your gf
post contact info
i hope my highly femininepenisisnt a problem
>>28017907
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you're grossfagby the way penises can only be masculine
Just a reminder, if you are a guy and have ever had casual sex or have engaged in serial monogamy you are a worthless degenerate whore and should probably kill yourself.
At least I wouldn't die a virgin, enjoy fapping to voice actors and moving paper.
>>28017819
but why :'( should i feel like a degenerate. its normal :(((
>>28017819
>people with high self confidence and social value
>killing themselves
yeah that's a no from me thanks.
If this guy offered you a qt, pure wife for converting to Islam would you do it?
>>28017772
yes i'd be like sikh
No. Islam is a very peaceful religion and kind to all people, but fuck arabs. And I don't mean having sex.
He looks more like a Sikh than a muslim.
I'd become a Sikh for a gf, though.
What if your room reeks of old semen but you can't tell since you're used to it?
>>28017675
Just flush the tissues instead of throwing them out. And, you know, use tissues instead of a faprag.
>>28017697
I don't wipe. Semen helps to soften the dry head of a cutfag.
When I take a shower it clears out my nose and I can smell the smells that I'm too used to to smell. The trash gets nasty but the jizz isn't an issue.
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