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Ask a deaf girl anything
if you're deaf how can you use a computer?
Are you qtpa2t?
Were you ever bullied because of it?
>want to hug a girl who is wearing only a loose cotton shirt as a top
>want to feel the cotton rubbing on her bare skin as I embrace her
>thinking about this nearly all day
I don't even think that it's about the girl as much as it's about the cotton.
I mean, I'm not obsessed with cotton in that I get excited touching cotton.
It needs to be against a woman's slender frame.
I don't even want a girlfriend. I just want to do this one thing.
Is there any autistic things you want to do but can't because nogf
>>28018925
>Is there any autistic things you want to do but can't because nogf
I want to fall asleep with my head pillowed on a woman's boobs
>>28018925
I've felt that before OP and it's amazing. It's a happiness that I've tried to recapture with drugs for years
What kind of cotton fabric though?
I'm a sucker for organic cotton knits but I also like double gauze.
Anon please help, do you know where is this from? /a/ didn't help and deleted post.
Oyasumi Punpun by Inio Asano.
One of the best manga ever created.
>2016
>hasn't read Punpun
Shit nigger, Punpun is obligatory /r9k/core, like Notes from the Underground or Welcome to the NHK.
>>28018987
> tfw no Aiko or Sachi
> tfw no inheritance money to go abandon society forever
> tfw no Misaki
On a serious note, though Punpun fucked 4 cute girls before the age of 21. Bitch ass nigga has it good, robot my ass.
I absolutely love it when i piss someone of on YouTube so much they write 10 paragraphs.
>>28018863
>be 14
>see a youtube comment about jews being evil and the holocaust not really happening
>write a 5 paragraph response
>he responds with one line
>I write a few more paragraphs
>then edit it and add some sources
>"k"
drove me insane. the point is that you're probably literally arguing with a child
YouTube is 75% children under 13. Is it really worth it?
>>28018863
*I
*off
What would /r9k/ rate the supreme gentleman out of 10?
I'd give him a
S U P R E M E / 10
7 including the perpetrator.
4/10 on aesthetics alone, but he was rich which bumped him up to 8/10
Shame he was too much of a robot to realize it
That you really don't want to do
I have to visit my cousin who lives very far away because she is graduating from medical school.
I have to drive my folks there and back.
I have to put up with at least a full weekend's worth of "oh hey its ANON! hey ANON! where are you working these days? wait -- why don't you have a job yet? hey ANON! why don't have a life yet? hey ANON! why are you such a fucking failure?"
At their house, I'll have to sleep in this dirty, cold basement room with black widows in it
Everyone hates you and treats you like shit every opportunity they get when they find any sign of weakness
The last time I went, the border security guard went off on me and gave me a lecture about how it was completely shameful I didn't have a job. What the fuck do you want me to do? You want me to magically pull a job out from my ass? If only everyone could have a decent paying government sanctioned bullying job like you
I mean I'm really happy for my cousin. But why do I have to put myself through the blender for this? I loathe going to their place so much. I hate people giving me cheap, passive agressive "advice" to make themselves feel better.
This weekend is going to suck so much
>>28018844
It's really not that hard to get a job. The only reason you don't have one is because you're not really trying to find one and we both know that.
>>28018844
How the fuck did the border security guy even know you don't have a job?
I don't understand how that even came up.
>>28018874
he's a wetback
So, on which scale are you ?
>Sex
Masturbation counts right?
Maslow's Pyramid is bullshit. We self actualize only in taxing situations. I hate materialism.
if im cool with the fact that i'll die and there is no afterlife does that count as security of mortality? also im counting masturbation as sex. i reached physiological
Who here /slow learning curve/ or /slow thinking/?In other words, who here /retarded/?
>forget small details within seconds of someone telling me them
>literally never grasped the concept of algebra or what it was ever trying to solve
>>28018776
>breeze through tests, top scores in ACTs and SATs
>can't solve a fucking rubix cube
>can't understand basic riddles
>any problem requiring complex thinking is borderline impossible for me
>can't remember important things like where I left my keys or where the bus stop was but I can remember that the largest ship-producing planet in the post-Galactic Civil War era was Fondor
I suck
>getting distiction average at uni
>people think i'm very smart for this
>spend nearly all hours of the night beating knowledge into my head
>will forgot entire pages i've read in nearly a minute
>take 1 hour breaks between 30 minute study bursts
>probably have adhd
not sure how long i can keep this up for. if someone could give me reading/studying tips i would much appreciate it assuming the thread hasn't tanked already
My wank/day quota just went up from 0.5 to 2 out of fucking nowhere.
What the fuck is happening?
>>28018659
How the fuck do you have half a wank?
Do you stop before you cum or something?
>>28018694
>wank/day
He was obviously jacking off once every other day. Since 1/2 = 0.5
>>28018694
He means once very 2 days, retard.
The real question is how did you do it so infrequently?
2 is normal for me, some days 3.
>anon, go get mommy some towels. Chad just came on me
what do?
well, it looks like i will have to show my chadness too.
so op, your mom is hot?
you want to do stuff?
come on, share story
>mommy has had cum on her face
How can you be by yourself all the time?
Don't you get lonely sometimes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ
>>28018644
Do you have a version without the music?
>>28018655
Its her channel. Ask her.
Do you know the song?
>>28018644
No i like it
the odd occasion i feel alone
but that gets crushed and forgotten by the weight of failure
Why does a picture like this turn me on more than actual porn?
>tfw you find incidental and educational nudity so much more arousing than porn
because she's not a roastie
Because it's not a roastie.
How do I actually get laid without going to a bar/nightclub in the Uk?
Have you tried using Tinder?
Head down to Swansea with some White Ace and pick a bird up bruv.
>>28018574
Not got any good pics
>started coming on 4chan when i was 14
>about to turn 21
>keep seeing posts about anons turning 18 and 19
>went from being well below the average age of the 4chan community to within the average age range
>slowly getting older as the 4chan community's average age stays the same
>will now longer be a young adult within a couple of years
why wont time just stop already
I always felt very young still and then I hot 24 and started to panic, I think 24 is the ascent into the descent of your mids 20s. You're mostly safe for a few more years
>>28018430
I'm still here and 32 you faggot. Get out. Get out now! It's probably too late for you! GET OUT!
*breathes hobo breath on you*
26
it only gets worse from here on out
Femanons, why are you still here?
4chan is a corrupting influence. There's a reason girls on this site have a bad reputation and are viewed as easy meat.
Look at /soc/. Look at Jessi Slaughter. Look at lolichan. Look at the legions of doxed camwhores, druggies exchanging sex for weed on /soc/, femanons who went into porn and escorting and worse.
Is that really what you want to become?
They already are that and act like that for attention you dumb cunt.
fuck off retard
fuck off with these threads asking vagina owners
FUCK OFF BETA KEK LIMP WRISTED FAG FUCK OFFFFFFFF
lauren is so pretty desu
