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Should we build roads underwater instead of maintenance intensive bridges? What reasons would you give to support or oppose roads underwater?
So, you're advocating expensive, maintenance intensive tunnels instead?
>>28015754
Nigga how high are you
You mean tunnels?
They exist and are used alot already.
Problem is they also require alot of maintenance.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I live by myself and spend most of my days playing video games and watching anime. I only have one friend, and I only talk to him online.
How should I kill myself?
Get excersize, lose weight, put on some muscle, and apply for some jobs.
i know it sounds cliche but you need to make the effort to do productive things otherwise you will continue to feel shitty about yourself. i know from experience
>>28015767
I have two jobs. I'm currently in my second year of my PhD. I'm also not fat, though I could stand to get in shape.
>>28015793
Well finish your fucking phd and put it to use then jesus christ
>Alright class, we're going to go around the room and introduce ourselves. When it's your turn, stand, say your name, and share an interesting fact about yourself.
>>28015656
I usually say some bullshit like I have uncommonly good eyesight ability
Mila. I can lucid dream...is that interesting?
Adam. I have the amazing power of being completely uninteresting.
What is Kik? I always see it on /soc/ when I head over there in some horrendously misguided attempt to stop being lonely before remember exactly why I'm lonely and leaving again. I get that it seems to be some kind of phone app for messaging?
I tried Googling it, but that wasn't much help. Essentially, it says it's a social media app that's "more than just a social media app" because it allows you to "connect with friends." Now, I'll admit I don't really do social media at all, but I was under the impression that connecting with friends was the entire point of social media.
If it's basically just a glofiried instant messaging program, but for your phone, then what the hell is the point? Typing out an instant message or typing out a text message on your phone take exactly the same amount of time.
Come on, at least one of you people has to know.
It is literally the fucking same as aim was back in the day. Every messenger is fucking aim. They all work the same. Add a username, talk to them. That's fucking it. 1/10 for making me reply.
>>28015652
>What is Kik?
>If it's basically just a glofiried instant messaging program, but for your phone
You answered your own question.
>tfw thin wrists
[just fucking end it all]
who /thin wrists/ here?
iktf.
I'm 6'4" with broad shoulders but I have little delicate birdlike wrists for some reason.
They really limit my attempts to get far into lifting because I have strong arm muscles but I'm limited by weak ass wrist structure that can't be fixed with muscle development.
>>28015526
>tfw thin weak wrists and slinky girly hands with little fingers
>tfw im a trap
>>28015526
I'm pretty sure I clock in at 5 inch circumference
>Finish school
>NEET for two years
>Nobody to use as references for job applications
So how do I get a job? I went to two places and they turned me away. I'm pretty autistic so I don't know what to do
Scared of working cashier and feel like i'm too dumb to learn complicated tasks
>>28015517
>Nobody to use as references for job applications
if you want to use me as a reference for some made up job position, i would be willing to, not even kidding
leave contact and tell me ahead of timeabout you and what you are putting as the job and ill think of some bullshit to say about you if they call
>>28015618
You can do that? If so I would just use my online friends as references.
1. do most stores still use references?
seems pretty arbitrary as you just have people who will say nothing bad about you do it
2. won't they notice the area code difference?
>>28015517
So are you trying to be a cashier or no?
>tfw your friend would rather talk to strangers than talk to you
Then they aren't your real friends.
Here's hoping you feel better soon.
>>28015528
Thanks anon, but I guess friends aren't my thing.
>>28015500
Complain about it on your tumbr where you got this gif from.
>tfw no cute boyfriend to buy me flowers, hug me and make me feel special
>>28015476
>tfw no cute girlfriend to buy flowers, hug and make her feel special
I'd even be content if the relationship wasn't sexual for a while first. Just to get that emotional attachment
are you a virgin?
are you a feminist?
do your labia protrude and dangle from your vagina?
what is the last album you listened to that you loved?
do you play mobile games, MMOs, or MOBAs?
I am willing to be your boyfriend, buy you flowers, hug you, and make you feel like a special, pretty little princess if you answer these questions correctly.
Then slap on some makeup and go and find a guy. Why can't fembots understand they have a fucking vagina? Look for either an emo fag or a blazer wearing normie. Or just stick to your husbando pillow.
>"OMG I'm like, soo awkward and anxious I can't deal with talking on the phone LOL"
>"haha, did you go to chad's party too?"
>"oh man, my ex came to me and my bf's house the other night it was like SOOO AWK-ward"
>"what do you mean you didn't drink until you were 21 anon, everyone drinks in middle school and high school?"
I can't take this shit, I am surrounded by normal functioning people who seem to think they're all depressed little special flowers so when I ask for help they all tell me stupid shit like "just be urself"
how the fuck am I supposed to deal with this and get actual fucking help? even my family says the same shit when I ask to see someone
they never believe me when I say I have never been to a party, had no friends or social contact for the last 4-5 years, and never had a relationship and I feel like I am going to die because I am so far behind socially I can't even function normally or hope to catch up
AND THEY JUST WRITE IT OFF BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS CLAIMING BULLSHIT FAKE MENTAL ILLNESSES AND THEY THINK I AM TOO
what the fuck?!?!?
how do I get through this?
do I have to literally make a giant fucking public scene to get any kind of mental help or attention?
Ok anon, here's what you do.
You go on www.google.com
Look up counselling services and anxiety.depression communities and helpline services in your area.
Make an appointment/find out when meetings are or give the helpline a call or some shit.
Cure.
It's exactly like what you've been trying to do except you don't get normies to help you
>>28015438
Are you still living with your parents? I don't know if they'll pay for professional counseling if they're saying "just be urself" and blowing you off but it's worth a try to bring it up.
If you're living alone I guess it's just a matter of being able to afford help if you are serious about it.
>>28015438
just go to a fucking doctor, holy shit
Don't want to look like a coughing idiot when somebody passes me some weed, as shameful as this question is, can somebody run me through exactly how you smoke?
assuming you'll be smoking a blunt, or a joint, suck in slowly, let in seep into your mouth, then suck it all at once into your LUNGS. that is vital. don't suck it in like you do cock, be gentle, especially when it's your first time. Also remember, proper etiquette is 2 hits, then pass it on.
>>28015350
You're going to cough.
Just accept it and have a good time.
No one will care that you coughed.
>>28015481
your friends might bully you a little but I assure you once you're done coughing you won't care.
Ask a 19 year old KV who ended up blazing with a qt for 420 that he met over YikYak anything.
>>28015330
I met a girl over YikYak once but she was like a 6/10
Oh my glorping god oh pee I laughed the fuck out loud bro that was the funniest starrey I ever did read on this board. It will just take a moment to tell you about when I was reading the story, firstly I read the first sentence of your story and I fucking laughed out loud, read the secondly part of your story and secondly I laughed my fucking ass off, thirdly I concluded your types thirdly laughing my sides right the fuck out of orbit. Hand it to ya my mane mang from fartpackistan, tickle me tickle me tickle me I'm serious WAIT DONT was a swell read and if the rules were changed I would gladly subscribe to your posts to be notified by cellphone. In fact, this story was so goddgummed good I think I'll talk about it more. Looking at keyboard tracks as a whole, its really a worked off art. The pacing, loquaciousity, indeterminabomnidable pontifidexteretasiality, burgandy, I'm very impreesed. The pain I feel of having to have been looking forward to the wavering ghostdad moment of my life, alas, has passed. Goodnight. *licks self kills self*
Trump or Hilary?
Have you ever tried lucid dreaming?
I did it yesterday for the first time and it was amazing.
>>28015301
I was able to lucid dream once, I tried creating a gf and ended up waking myself up.
I literally cannot even get a girlfriend in my dreams.
>>28015301
I did it once, but I'm so boring I couldn't think of something cool to do. What should I do if I can ever do it again?
>>28015366
Read the post above yours, dubsman
How do I make a Japanese friend?
Oh my glorping god oh pee I laughed the fuck out loud bro that was the funniest starrey I ever did read on this board. It will just take a moment to tell you about when I was reading the story, firstly I read the first sentence of your story and I fucking laughed out loud, read the secondly part of your story and secondly I laughed my fucking ass off, thirdly I concluded your types thirdly laughing my sides right the fuck out of orbit. Hand it to ya my mane mang from fartpackistan, unmitigated was a swell read and if the rules were changed I would gladly subscribe to your posts to be notified by cellphone. In fact, this story was so goddgummed good I think I'll talk about it more. Looking at keyboard tracks as a whole, its really a worked off art. The pacing, loquaciousity, indeterminabomnidable pontifidexteretasiality, burgandy, I'm very impreesed. The pain I feel of having to have been looking forward to the dribbliostensible moment of my life, alas, has passed. Goodnight. *perculatory kills self*
>>28015273
Nips don't want to have fat weeaboo friends.
>>28015273
I have a japanese friend
We actually bonded over anime but now neither of us watch it
It's pretty much the same as a white person except sometimes he has incredibly bizarre cultural hangups and it's pretty funny
Recently I had to spend almost an entire month at a mental hospital. In Iran, of all places, which made things worse. The country is obviously hit by sanctions so all the medication is domestically produced. My sleeping pill didn't even work. I had to lie on my bed all night and slowly and silently cry at the face of my misery.
Heat and food were good though. I give them that. The orderlies treated other patients, mostly villagers who had weird issues like garbage but they liked me so this aspect of the trip was ok I guess... UNTIL... BOREDOM. GODDAMN BOREDOM. Every room had ten beds insides so I couldn't even dare to bring in my cellular phone. I had to read magazines and such. Which didn't increase my boredom at all. Instead I had to head to a lot of "borrow me your magazine" requests which was painful considering that I knew those villagers did not have the audacity to understand high-culture presented in paper media.
I would be glad to answer any questions you have about this dreadful segment of my life that I will never forget no matter how hard I try.
>>28015240
Why where u admitted?
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>>28015255
I'm 23 and a virgin. So obviously I am extremely frustrated with everything. I also suffer from bipolarity AND diabetes which doesn't help the matter at all. Outlook is not so good either as I'm only an English literature major.
With all that, before the Iranian New Year hit the calendar, I went all crazy and broke every thing in our home. Then my mom (dad's dead) took me outside where I barked at everyone and called them whores and worthless pieces of shit. And then my mom lured me to the mental hospital at the titillating promise of, guess what, whores! They there strapped me and admitted me.
I just want a girl that I can love and cuddle with. Is this too much to ask for?
>>28015167
Yes, because you're ugly and thus not deserving of love.
>>28015167
Evidently.
Woman your age or younger wants someone who's rich and older.
Older women want someone to have on the side or just someone older.
Until you get /old/ you're shit out of luck.
>dipping cookies into a cup of orange juice
You tryin to fuck with me boy
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