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Some say us humans cucked neanderthals to extinction
While others say that neanderthals were the ones cucking us, but this garnered enough anger from us humans, that we wiped them off the world.
>>28009847
iirc the sapiens and neanderthals just blended together because they were really similar
Neanderthals are jews
>>28009847
I heard that the homo sapians literally hunted and ate the neanderthals and that is why a certain disease effects us.
Will this world ever become a place of adventure again robots?
>>28009814
The adventure is still there, you have to step out of your front door though
>>28009948
Ok I do all the time, where do I go from there?
>>28009963
anywhere, its all in the mindset. you either need 1. lots of money or 2. no regard for legal consequences. naturally both is better
>he fell for the 3dpd meme
Honestly, what logical reason do you have to be attracted to real women? Are you that desperate for attention?
>>28009802
Can you have sex with a cartoon girl? Call me when you can.
>>28009802
Here's a better picture of that smug anime girl for you, anon.
It's MUCH more effective.
>>28010008
Buy an onahole. Original shill.
Have you ever tried nofap? How'd it go?
I'm considering giving it a shot because of how fucked up my wanking sessions have become. Thanks to /pol/ and /r9k/ I've been memed into watching disgusting interracial porn, and I need to wash my fucking brain for a little or I might become an actual cuck. For some reason that's all I can get off to these days, just like a little while ago all I could get off to was incest.
Jesus. Just typing this out is fucking shameful.
Anyway, any input appreciated.
it's helpful even if only for short periods of time.
I did it for 13 days recently and I could orgasm without touching my dick after that
but really the only real way out of this shit is NoInternet
>>28009789
Yeah, it is a real thing. It's not a cure all for everybody, but for perhaps 5% of the population, it can quite have a drastic effect on your personality.
For me, I had two concurrent addictions: video games and pornography.
I gained a lot of the so called "super powers" - reduced anxiety, reduced depression, increased confidence, and I actually gained muscle mass (i figure from a reduction in cortisol from reduced anxiety).
Peace. Haters who've never been through it will never understand.
It went well, for quite awhile. I went two weeks without fapping, and then did it four times in one day. I guess it's all or nothing for me.
>tfw im a qt half black boy
>tfw only attract white girls
>tfw i love it cause into raceplay
>tfw all i want is a white girlfriend to call me her nigger in bed and to give her my nigger dick ever
any white cutie interested ;_;
>receiving attention from females
REEEEEE
>>28009764
its not like i approch them..im to shy for that ;_;
>>28009782
>implying that makes you any less of a goddamnnormie
REEEEE
Which fuckhole would you jelly glaze with your donut dick?
>no emotions
sissy faggots are a thousand times worse to deal with than women
>>28009686
Too bad that picture forgot the part where traps are mentally ill and any passable ones do all of the shit that women do but to an even worse degree. They'd just be gay if they just wanted dick, they become girls because they want to be spoiled little princesses.
Also, they forgot the most critical point of all, which even if the rest were true would still put the girl ahead: has a vagina.
>>28009686
the one in the right because i am not gay
Post songs that make you feel comfy, alone, depressed, eerie, cheer you up, despair or give you great sadness
Song I liked from previous thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEuC5O6TiR0
I hope everyone has heard of this song, it should be the world anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi0RpNSELas
>>28009682
feels very 90s in an edgy emo kind of way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_unhj_CZcro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAHZ-f4X5Jk
Music bread, extra points for hidden gems
Im posting some songs from my language, tell me what you think
https://youtu.be/o3QGBG569aY
https://youtu.be/RyF4PMWCXmE
https://youtu.be/Z4dHISlQx_E
https://youtu.be/fVrFDDnJaXs
Bumperino original
>>28009675
I'm digging the first one. What is your language exactly?
>>28009962
Its Turkish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_fornix_erogenous_zone
>The anterior fornix erogenous zone (also known as the AFE zone, AFE, A-spot, epicenter, deep spot or second G-spot) is reportedly a female erogenous zone that when stimulated can lead to rapid vaginal lubrication and arousal, sometimes without any other form of stimulation, with continued stimulation resulting in an intense orgasm.
Please I need the fucking infographic with the big cock inside the vag it I fucking need it!!!!!!!
>>28009658
Warning this is going to be a cuck thread!
>>28009778
I need THE FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC
You do realize that the cock is drawn the show movement right? Like that isn't the total length. Just in case because otherwise looks average length of five to six.
Do fembots get turned on from reading about the masturbation habits of robots?
I just finished cumming in my onahole three times in the last two hours.
>When I don't have an onahole to use I cum in my cum rags, one rag usually lasts a year or two, being covered in splooge on both sides.
>Use the same rag to wipe my dick off and then fall asleep
>stick it between the matress and the wall when I'm done
>have busted open onaholes from masturbating too hard with them.
>Kept using them anyways until they were too damn moldy to use
>Masturbate to anything that even resembles a female.
>Fat chicks, hairy chicks, grannies, bbw
>Just browsing 4chan I get the need to jack off at least three times a day
>Last time Ihad a gfgot mad because of me not letting her sleep
Tell me about how much you fap, robots
>>28009577
Man, I'd cum in that chick.
I wish I could have a dick
>>28009577
>Do fembots get turned on from reading about the masturbation habits of robots?
why on earth would they? They hate us and think we're disgusting.
>no cat tat gf
What's the point?
>>28009567
fap material
and good fap material at that
>>28009567
i want hanekawa to put my head between her chest and hold me for the longest time
>>28010865
Sounds like heaven. I hope this happens when I die. Life might be worth it if so.
>21 yo
>shut in for 2 whole years
>back hurts like mofo if I'm standing up for even one or 2 hours
>surprisingly not obese or bear fat-tier
>skinnyfat yes
Should I read books standing up? Also eat all my food standing up? Go for a walk every single time that I'm bored throughout the day?
Will this fix my back?
Or do I also need doctor intervention if it's gotten this bad?
yeah I would start walking.
>>28009557
get a pull up bar and hang on it once in a while
the rest of those suggestions are also good, especially the doctor. my monitor has an adjustment that makes it elevate and rotate and i read manga standing up for a while. it was pretty comfy
tfw no figmas
that is some leafy weed
How's that Dark Souls 3 coming along?
Enjoying it?
>tfw no current gen console
I would prolly only use it for DS3 and NHL.
>Dark Souls
Sorry, I don't play normie pleb games.
I tried playing the original and its not beat me yet, but its been pounding me hard - they are'nt joking, its alot of trial and error and is pretty much nails if you dont read about all the ways you can defend and attack. It seems worth it because the story is good as well as the hardships. I hope i can get to DS 3 some day.
>lose a ton of weight
>depression is causing me to gain it back
>>28009473
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
then stop eating so much!
>>28009473
you can only lose weight with a permanent lifestyle change, otherwise youll always revert back. the foundations have been set for a fat body
Weird shit you've said having sex
>Girl if you had a dick I'd suck it
We had to stop and laugh and we couldn't continue the rest of the night
"stay right here, i have to upload my manifesto before we can continue"
>>28009453
>Weird shit you've said while having sex
>while having sex
im gonna stop you right there anon
i honestly cant tell if this is bait or not anymore, that's how greatly this board's population has changed recently
Take this shit to /b/ where it belongs
