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Are you strong enough /r9k/?
raise a brat who is gonna hate me for "not being his real dad xD"
a good thing about being a wizard is that such a burden isn't left on you
>>28008732
It takes a cuckold to raise a child that isn't his. Are you cuck enough?
>>28008732
>a strong man
wrong, beta males aren't strong.
>dad bought me tickets to see my favorite band tomorrow
>haven't left the house besides therapy visits in a month
>seeing them would require driving an hour south
>parking in a parking garage
>being alone in a crowd of 1000+ people
>and walking alone down city streets at night to and from the venue
>don't know if I can function in that kind of environment
>but its my favorite band and the tickets are technically free
>conflicted
This is going to take all of my courage here. Do any of you have experience with concerts?
It will be worth it. make sure u have ear plugs. What band is it?
>>28008749
Amon Amarth. I'll have to drive up to the Fillmore to see them. They're playing with a few other bands that sound interesting.
>>28008777
I usually go alone to concerts don't worry. Went with a friend once its better going alone.
to the man who dared, my congrats
>>28008666
Who js he?
>>28008727
He's Osama Bin Laden, you fucking retard
>>28008666
Hitler thread gets Satan trips. its a sign
>Just walk in and hand them your resume anon.
Resume? But I didnt pause anything!
>buy penis pump for interview
>jelq and stretch shaft during the previous week
>hour before the interview
>pump to 1.3x original length while in parking lot
>hurts like a motherfucker
>inspection goes well, get the job
>two weeks later
>get surprise inspection
>dick is back to original size, unpumped
>HR chews me out for lying
>fired and blacklisted, cry all the way home
You just can't win nowadays.
>mfw I sent it online
>buy LG G4
>Own it for 3 days
>Bootloops
>>28008553
get a nexus
>2016
>LG
>>28008553
>Mobilefagging when you can get basic keyboard phones for $25 and put the rest of your money toward a battle station
since i'm a kissless virgin neet, i go on adventures
What sort of adventures?
>>28008602
take a look at pic
holy fuck why would someone do that
Ill dump what I have. Surprised by how much I came across in such a short time.
>sweety feetsies
A great contribution to the cultural lexicon
>just one whiff
What a chivalrous gentlemanly gesture
This is disturbing, as a normie footsexual
>mom found the ass kettle
>anon found the unoriginal thread
> "females ... are far more likely to consume sacs than are males."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_sac
>>28008599
>birds are more hygienic than some people
My friend and I are having an argument.
See the scars on her left leg? I think they are stretch marks, he thinks they are cutting scars.
What are they?
Cutting. Stretch marks look more wavy.
>>28008343
I have similar marks and never cut myself
>>28008343
The colour seems like strech marks
The fact that it's only on one leg makes it look like cuts
I was going to say why would she post photo's so publicly if they were cuts, but then I realise she is naked and wanting attention, so meh
My dog past away this morning. Pretty much the only lifeline in my life she was 13
Happened to me several months ago, I know this feel.
13 years, sounds like pupper had a good life. Just remember that, you gave the pup a good life.
I'm sorry to hear that :( Hang in there and remember the good times. I'm going to be facing this same situation soon myself
Here's a pic of my dog
Not original comment
Right, I need to know. Why has Memecat not taken off. He's fucking great, come on bots, help a 29 year old NEET kv out, fuck sake.
>>28008214
forced meme -> dead meme
>>28008281
I don't want to force him, only posted him once for the last two months. Don't get how he hasn't taken off, he's a fucking great meme.
>>28008323
tfw when no-one replies
who here /can't grow any facial hair/?
Why was I born with such shitty twink genetics?
>tfw ugly ass whisker hairs grow
>ugly random hair strands grow along jaw
At least the hair on my chin can grow somewhat normally.
>19
>face is full of annoying long white hair
Just
>>28008208
>TFW would rather not be able to grow a beard than have this neck/jaw beard shit
If this "sexiest man in the world" tier faggot looks like shit then I must really look like >J U S T
>couples that break into people's homes just to have sex while the owner is out
I don't think this is a normie thing
I fucking love your picture OP thanks
>tipping below 20 percent
i mean, were whores to a corrupt jewish cesspool, were spineless and in debt, and worst off all we like that this is happening to us. i want to move to Russia just so i can buy an american flag doormat and participate in the inevitable war which Russia will win
>>28008185
>Jewish Cesspool
There is literally an autonomous jewish oblast in Russia, with the star of david and everything
>move to Russia
they don't like foreigners, especially americans, also it's neither safe nor nice over in that shithole, always cold, always snowing, and everything is made of decaying concrete
>war with Russia
lol, US would win definitely, the whole west would be against Russia, now whether or not that's justified is up for debate
Russia is a shithole as well.
But it seems more chill then 'murica.
>cheeki breeki everyday
>>28008464
>Russia
>seems more chill
If your idea of "chill" involves working for peanuts and getting harassed by street thugs and government thugs, sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ
Why are you alone?
Lol jdimsa
I'm a poor substitute for a human being.
Everyone has flaws. no one is judging you. you don't have to be alone.
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