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Daily reminder that women would literally fuck this guerilla and happily submit to its authority.
humans can cuck all other primates because we have bigger dicks
>>28009441
And so we must become the gorillas.
>>28009466
this guy gets it
APEMODE
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Who /fuckedupfamily/ here?
>cousin in jail for stealing a car
>grandpa is an alcoholic
>13 year old brother and 14 year old sister had a kid together
>>28009427
At least your slightly better than them? Also was it wincest at least?
Do you live in the south or something?
>>28009427
>>13 year old brother and 14 year old sister had a kid together
thats impressive
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
looking for a mentally ill boyfriend who isnt a cuck
Could you delete yourself from existence
I sent an invite. Will you reject it?
this is op, steer clear
Any other Americucks here with erectile dysfunction?
I think it's because of the Jews circumcising me. I find myself in bed with attractive women all the time but I can't keep my dick hard. I also can't feel anything when I have sex with a condom and can't orgasm without pounding really hard for like 60 seconds. Oral sex basically has no sensation for me either.
What do I do?
Stop watching blacked porn.
>>28009387
I dont have ED but if it makes you feel better i'm having a wicked panic attack and my clon isnt working today
>>28009387
>was going to lose my virginity to gf and take hers
>drink beforehand
>get whiskey dick
Not sure if that was a one time thing but it was embarrassing as fuck. Either way i stopped jacking off entirely. Gonna try again with her at some point
>tfw never had a crush ever
How do you guys do it? I kinda feel jealous when people make threads reminiscing over school girls or their oneitis
>>28009327
>never had a crush ever
same
I mean, I've wanted to fuck girls before, pretty much every single hot girl I meet
but I dont really crush on them
>>28009327
>reminisce
Maybe just being young and having some semblance of potential, but I despise my oneitis and any other girl I liked growing up.
>tfw finally getting the courage to talk to whoever
>get laughed at
Constantly thinking maybe "she's the one" or "maybe she's different" and being reminded that you're unlovable would fuck up anybody.
>>28009327
Consider yourself lucky OP, you're immune to cucking.
lets have an autism post
literally autism: the shampoo
the people that use proper grammar and punctuation on omegle
100% have autism
>>28009214
>literally autism: the shampoo
I use this, but not autistic.
>just like how it smells
>figure grills do, too.
>>28009372
>but not autistic.
anon.... oh anon
im sorry but you are
I will never understand why a man would want to get off on a woman dominating him. Women are suppose to be the ones to submit during sex, it's in their very biology to do so.
>>28009189
exactly, so it's fucking standard and lame to dominate a woman
it's like "duh" wow you're dominating a woman? that's so amazing NOT
but when a woman dominates you that's hot because it's fresh and exciting
I am incredibly submissive and thus find femdom hot. Not that hard of a concept.
>>28009209
This. Dominating a woman is vanilla and boring.
>you're just picking the wrong ones anon
DAMMIT I AM NOT JUST PICKING THE WRONG ONES!!!!!! WHEN YOU GET TURNED DOWN BY MULTIPLE GIRLS OVER AND OVER, IT'S NOT THEM ITS ME!!!!!!!!
JUST BE HONEST AND SAVE YOUR NORMIE ADVICE!!!!!! WE KNOW THEY ARE NOT THE WRONG ONES!!!!! I AM THE WRONG ONE!!!
FUCK YOU NORMIE AND FUCK THIS CURSED EXISTENCE!!!!
just lower your standards, ez.
>>28009157
>lower your standards
>theirs remain the same
wow that sure worked. maybe I'll try to bee myself some more too. thanks normie
>>28009171
no problem, robot. i used to be just like you until i started to have realistic expectations.
who going out tonight ?
forced to go out tonight with 5 girls that my mom set me up with
i will be kicked out of my house if i dont go
i have never drink alcohol ever in my life so they said i have to do this
What a fucking bitch. She probably wants you to end up forming a relationship with one and then eventually marry her and have kids with her so she can have grand kids. Just act uninterested around them.
>>28009107
Elaborate on your troll story, OP.
>>28009107
What the fuck? My mom couldn't care less that I don't have a gf. Just go and dodge their advances, then tell your mom that they didn't meet your standards.
what would make a good topping on salted caramel ice cream?
i have cashews, chocolate covered espresso beans, jams, and a couple other types of nuts.
i'm sure i have other things too, so please make suggestions!
Breead
Semen
Really though the nuts are salty too presumably so that's too much I'd go with the jams
Do any of you have imaginary friends? Please be honest.
/r9k/ is autistic, but not thaaaaat autistic
>>28008919
Erm...yeah.
>tfw schizo
>>28008919
How do i get these "imaginary friends"? I want to believe but i just feel retarded and unfulfilled because nothing is there
"cute"
Is there any better indication on the highway to the friendzone?
When she ignores you like your not even in the room
>>28008950
So long as she never calls you cute you still have a chance
>>28008915
>>28009015
>cute
>friendzone
At least she thinks you look good.
>>28008950
This guy has it bad
> I vote third party because democrats and Republicans are BOTH cancer. I'm enlightened and smarter than everyone
>thinking this describes self described communists
>>28008852
Nothing to do with communism just a random picture I have saved
>>28009036
oh alright
who should i vote for then
why is voting for someone who i dont agree with and who already has the momentum of the majorities more important
>2016
>no new memes
I'm getting bored here, get cracking all ye meme makers
>>28008813
Why don't you make one yourself, faggot?
>>28008841
I'm no meme maker
That's you guys' job
>>28008813
Lay off the hot sauce, Eustace
Post music that automatically makes you non-normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN25hAkxaoU
>I'm not Muslim for the record
https://soundcloud.com/bvssinjection/rebellion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
>>28008890
>2 1/2 billion views
