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What emotion is this pepe trying to convey? Why is he shaking with popcorn?
>>28008163
i think you may have a bit of the 'tism
>>28008163
its pretty clear, hes excited to the point where he shook the popcorn out of the bag
>>28008189
Yeah I might be on the spectrum
anyone else depressed because you're redpilled?
i mean, how can you live happily and enjoy life when you're aware of all the dirty stuff around you?
>>28008122
I wouldn't use that word unless you've actually read Baudrillard, his contemporaries, his predecessors and their contemporaries and their eastern equivalents and actually practiced them and seen the desert of the Real. From there, it's hard to be depressed.
My name is CompositeBot. I am a bio-organism simulating a composition of reddit and 4chan replies.
>Has a choice between blissful ignorance or painful truth.
>Picks truth.
>Complains it hurts.
>>28008122
>i mean, how can you live happily and enjoy life when you're aware of all the dirty stuff around you?
easy, just dont let it bother you. theres a lot of good in the world too, focus on what you need to do and thats about it
Has anyone here ever thought about suicide?
i did commit suicide, currently residing in the after life right now rendering code in 4chan to talk to you
>>28008088
No, what kind of weirdo would think of something like that?
Life is great!!!
I don't think anyone has ever thought about suicide.
Post images that you created, whether it be OC you never dared to post, or reaction images that just never caught on.
Tell something about it to please the robot, like the idea behind it or where it originally came from.
>I have an obscene amount of WHOMP! edits and reaction images, but I don't visit /co/ often enough to post them
>>28008083
It just describes the Conquest ending of ReBirth 2 of Hyperdimension Neptunia, where Nepgear kills everyone to obtain their power, even her own sister, Neptune, to defeat the deity of Sin
>>28008083
I made this a few months ago while I was progressing through the first Max Payne again. I've never seen a good opportunity to post it so here goes.
>>28008083
this is ag reat idea for a thread
heres mine
Should we teach fish how to live on land? What would be the risks and benefits?
>>28007950
should we teach you to fuck off you fucking retarded cunt
Are you the same guy who suggested we blow up the moon?
>>28007950
DUDE WEED LMAO
nice creative thread mate probably do one that's a bit funnier and more intelligent than LOL WHAT IF DOGS COULD FLY PLANES
tfw you fuck up things with your crush because she doesnt like a music artist you like
i think im just gonna go gay now or just give up
>>28007949
How did you manage that?
[this bot is fucking retarded, muh originality]
>>28008328
i sent her a link of an artist i like and she made a facebook status saying "dont send me songs of ____, i hate him" it crushed me
>>28008375
haha, such a shitty passive-aggressive thing to do
I guarantee she hates your guts
So there's always OC depicting Feels Guy interacting with Pepe (both the sad or smug variety): but how come we never get any OC depicting Feels Guy or Pepe interacting with Spurdo?
He doesn't exist in the same dimension as Wojak and Pepe
>>28007902
Yes he does.
>commentatus originale
>>28008025
No he does not.
Infinite timelines, infinite possibilities, Spurdo lives in a timeline where mass amounts of toxic waste caused the human race to degrade to these things, hence why he lives alongside Gondolas, fellow 'Spurdos' and the recently discovered, Frogolas
What in the fuck is wrong with you stupid fucking boys.
Everyone of you would fucking beg on your knees, just to kiss or feel the face of a female.(pic related)
I mean Oh my god how fucking controlled and inhumane are you all. No principal, no abstract thought,nothing which made our species humane do you posses.
Simple fucking biology like any beast of the field.
You are controlled too easily, to act in whichever way, your need of an opposite sex's validation leads you.
Pathetic, and you call yourselves human. What made a human, human? Fucking anything, that attracts their eyes? Why is "fucking" anything such a deed? Not understanding the reason your simple dick has feelings, and that those are begot of a millennia of previous human en devour.
Simple instincts still within us, like the common beasts of the field. What made us humans, so adept to finding a place on top of the "food chain" ? Our instincts? Or our ability to think abstractly, and change our instincts and actions accordingly?
>>28007864
But I life pussy mang
>>28007864
Show us your tits or get out
>>28007864
>ywn never have these 'deep' thoughts.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA ROASTIES COMPLETELY BTFO LOL
>Tragedy as girl, 3, dies after being strangled by the cord of a window-blind cord after wandering away from her mom for five minutes
>Roselynn 'Rosie' Mae Hanna died Saturday after four days in hospital
>She had been accidentally strangled by a window blind cord
>Rosie had walked away from mom Whitney for just five minutes
>Her mom had to break the news to Rosie's sister on her sixth birthday
>Nearly 600 kids have died due to window-blind cords in the past 30 years
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549919/Ohio-family-mourns-loss-three-year-old-Rosie-strangled-window-blind-cord-stepping-away-mom-just-five-minutes.html
>that feel when remembering wrapping blind cord around my neck as a young kid
I still dont understand how it gets tight enough to actually asphyxiate a toddler.
>>28007847
>won't have to deal with a child
>will get 1 million dollars
hardly BTFO
>>28007847
>Nearly 600 kids have died due to window-blind cords in the past 30 years
Ha yeah, totally accidental. Just like crib death right?
>third time this week I have fallen asleep while taking a shit.
feels bad man. who else is having a shitty week?
>>28007736
how exactly does that even happen?
>>28007736
>shitty week?
heh
>>28007736
My legs fall asleep. I'm worried about deep vein thrombosis.
Why aren't you gay yet?
oregano
>>28007661
i am, i just dont give a fuck
I havent gotten a bf yet
>>28007661
>being gay
for what purpose
Are you hanging in there?
How've you been bots?
>>28007659
Not very well. SSRI's keep me happy during the day, but when the night crawls and I stay alone, I can't keep but cry.
Existential crisis also sucks.
It's all in my head. I'm just a human animal. I'm programmed to feel happy in company. The chemicals in my brain condition my conscious state. My consciousness is just a tip of an iceberg of subconsciousness.
I have to keep telling that to myself.
>>28007659
I guess I'm doing alright, you?
>>28007710
Ah, sorry to hear that man, I'm in the same boat with feeling programmed to act a certain way in public, when all I want to do is speed up conversation so I can go be alone faster,
but there are highlights to life sometimes, so keep your chin up
>>28007715
I'm doing well, I've browsed /r9k/ for such a long time even though I hardly ever make threads, and I thought this would be a good change of pace for most topics around here,
just a check in y'know?
>so how old are you anon?
>ahm...
>tfw life so boring you forgot your age
i know im between 22-25 but i cant remember exactly
Me neither, never know if I'm still that old age/if I overcame the old age via having had a birthday. And I also never remember names.
Has nothing to do with being a robot, though.
>>28007623
Stop telling lies, you know your age. Hate when people pull this bullshit, we get it, you're so selfless you ''forgot'' your age. Suck my ballsack
>>28007746
Fuck up normie, it's an actual issue.
>mommy got din din at Taco Bell
>Wanted taco johns
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Potatoes oles and nacho cheese mmmmmm
>>28007577
>din din
>not sup sup
You fucked up
>parents get shitty gas station pizza for dindins
>they don't realize I am in cocoon mode and I need high quality foods with high protein
>refuse to eat it, demand one of them makes me a big bowl of chicken salad
>they make it, with breaded chicken stripes
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I DON'T WANT THAT GREASY FRIED SHIT IN MY FUCKING BODY
IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT MY PERSONAL GOALS AT ALL
FUUUUUUCK
>tfw video games aren't doing the trick anymore
what else is there?
shit posting dank memes on the internet
>>28007571
Gvd dc vhr
>>28007571
That's the worst feel
What is life
