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> tfw you realize you are unattractive
When did you figure it out /r9k/?
14 a girl laugh at my face and call me ugly, i run to my house, looked at the mirror and shed a painful tear
>>28012140
When girls started calling me cute out of pity
>>28012140
When family used to say I was an ugly kid all the time when I was 6.
>Just gonna grab a chicken finger real quick, bro
>>28012131
that'll be 0.3215 good boy points please.
those are made out of real chicken fingers y'know
>>28012131
DONT
YOU EVER TOUCH
DONT EVER FUCKING TOUCH MY TENDIES
DONT FUCKING TOUCH
MY TENDIES FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU GET AWAY GET AWAY
GET AWAY DONT TOUCH MY TENDIES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Many years ago today someone very dear to me was born. He was an ambitious man, a dreamer, an artist and a visionary. His life came to a tragic end when he was bullied so fiercely and relentlessly that he took his own life with both pills and a gunshot to the head. All he wanted to do was make the world a better place. And he did nothing wrong. Let us commence ten days of festival to honor the great and inspiring life he lived.
Good night, sweet prince. Good night.
May he rest in peace. Hopefully we can put an end to bullying once and for all.
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLyKSYRqXM
>ywn go back to 1917 and put a bayonet in Hitler's gut
Reminder that Shitler is the reason that today in Germany you will be put into prison for 5 years for insulting refugees on facebook. And why Germany is so pussified in general.
>>28012191
Wrong. It was the Jews and their League of Ultracapitalists that castrated Deutschland. Soon the Star of David will be positioned at the center of the German flag and the Moslems will taint the genetic pool until nothing but degenerates remain.
Are there any legal repercussions for walking into a fast food joint, claiming it's my first day for training without actually being hired. The idea is to just walk in, get a uniform and start working immediately without having gone through any sort of hiring process.
It will be secretly recorded although there is no intent to cause any harm to the business or customers, or even get paid for it. They would also know at the end it was a trick and they would be asked permission before it was uploaded online.
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO CHILL BRAH
uniforms dont grow on trees
a manager will 100% notice you don't belong if you actually manage to find a uniform, and they will assume you are trying to rob them and call the police
seems pretty epic though
>>28011942
It won't be possible . No establishment would want to be responsible for any repercussions. They will know you aren't supposed to be there.
How do you approach people out of the blue? I'm getting to the point where I don't care about rejection anymore, but I can't think of a way of just approaching a qt that isn't 100% spergy
Keep in mind I'm a KV who's never asked a girl out and has no friends to help with this
>>28011926
By staying faithful to the Emperor of Mankind
>>28011958
>implying OP's pick isn't loyal
Guardsmen are guardsmen
Practice small talk. If you can't do that, approaching women is way out of your league.
When I was younger, I got fed up with being lonely and a KV. I lived near NYC, so I would take the train there and practice talking to women at public parks and bars/clubs. I definitely got rejected, stuttered, etc., but I came out of that dojo a new man.
Having a service industry job is good, too. Lots of people to help normalize you.
What do you think of people who don't wear socks?
>>28011923
I only wear them if I work. Other than that.. fuck them
>>28011923
>boat shoes
>doesn't sail, own, or work on a boat
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That they should be culled.
Why is it Asians look better with blonde hair and blue eyes than actual white people?
>>28011896
They just look better
>>28011896
>implying all asians look like plastic faced k-pop idols
>>28011896
Yeah, no. Blonde hair looks good on like 1% of them or less.
>be me
>freshman unifag
>dunno shitall about calculus
>never gonna need that shit anyway
>ffw to yesterday
>final calc exam
>open the booklet
>allofmywat.gif
>literally wasn't taught any of this shit
>fail gloriously
>ain't even mad at first
>realize I'm going to have to retake the course
>growing_rage.wav
Basically started an online petition to appeal the exam for being unfair. If anyone here has been in this situation I encourage you to sign so that less people have to go through this in future. Thanks :)
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/224/076/576/appealing-the-mat1332-final-exam/
>>28011894
Before you get people to sign this petition, did you actually show up to class and do all the homework? Calculus is not that hard if you practice the problems
>>28011894
git gud and read spivak
>>28011894
FUCKING SIGNED!!!!!
>thanks breana
I GOT TWO PHONES
ONE FOR PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD
>>28011855
Kevin gates is the most robot rapper and in his interviews he is very smart
>>28011855
Kevin gates is fuckin lit.
>>28011855
I GOT TWO PHONES
ONE FOR THE TENDIES AND ONE FOR THE HOES
> give him a fake number
>>28011850
Thanks, Amy.
If only you knew how much courage it took to ask you
>girl gives you number
>you repeat it back with one number wrong
>if she doesn't correct you, you know it's fake
Dumb whore.
>>28011850
Trick to counteract fake number: repeat the number while saying some numbers wrong, ask if it's right, if the girl says yes that means the number is fake
I keep seeing her everywhere, is she a movie star? Is she gonna be on the new X-Men: Apocalypse?
>>28011839
yeah man, she plays the worthless big-headed whore
She's from "Game of Musical Chairs."
You're being pretty baka senpai!
Kill me.
Well she is my waifu and I used some chaos magick to make her queen of the world.
Hello, robots, cuckservatives, and cuckservative robots! Today, I felt it would be a great idea for us to honor the greatest president in the history of the United States of America, Barack Obama! Over the years, Barack Obama has fought for our great nation and has proven to be among the most liberal of all United States presidents. He has implemented the genius plan of Obamacare. He killed Osama Bin Laden. He repealed Don't Ask Don't Tell. He legalized gay marriage. For these reasons, it is not time for us to join together and pay homage to our true God Emperor, the great Barack Obama! Bow down to your master!
Jimmy Carter was 10x more liberal. Obongo is only liberal on gun control and such, he is still a corporate puppet to a degree.
Brooklyn still has coonery going on
Detroit is fucked
White people are still free
But the world hasn't ended and there are no race wars so....business as usual?
More like nigger in chief, am I right?
Guys, am I doomed? Can I never return to normiedom? Will I ever get married?
>start going out with girl (moderately attractive at that)
>haven't dated since highschool 8 years ago
>been on 2 dates and about to go on a third this weekend
>already fucked her and it was nice
>she texts me about coming over
>apartment is nothing of note and I primarily use my computer all day
>then it hit me
>I have all this 2D porn I fap to (some loli)
>even have weird 3D model (sfm) shit too
>she was already starting to glaze over when I told her I watch anime
>luckily I'm not that big a ween to have anime take up 90% of what I watch/listen to
>I browse this website pretty regularly seeing shit she and other people could find uncomfortable
Clearly I'm alright at putting up a front but I dont know how she'd react if she ever knew the extent of my degeneracy. What if I really end up liking this chick and we're together for 8 months and she wants to move in? I cant keep weird porn secret from someone forever, but I dont have any plans to delete it just for a girl.
Would I have to give this all up to keep a girlfriend?
In the same situation and i dont know the answer for you. For me, my end goal is a girl that's also my best friend, so my current gf is on borrowed time already. Anyway, i'll record us breaking up with vocaroo or something and post it.
you had sex and dated women
you're a normie
>>28012085
How long have you been together?
Has you internet history/what you spend most of your time doing on it ever become a conversation?
What would be the easiest way to rape a guy?
Tell him you love him
Original desu
>>28011730
Tell him you used to be a dude and have sex with him anyway.
>Knock him out in the head with a club
>Tie him to the bed with chains
>Show him porn until he gets turned on
>Masturbate in front of him until you squit in front of his face.
>Fist his anus with your arm.
>Watch him limp and cry on the way home
>watch movie
>"well that was a boring waste of time"
>watch anime
>"well that was a boring waste of time"
>play video game
>"well that was a boring waste of time"
>read book
>"well that was a boring waste of time"
Am I even technically alive at this point?
I hear knot tying is an entertaining hobby.
>>28011696
I have enough fun dealing with knots every day in my headphone cables
You're alive, but I'll bet there are times where you wish that you weren't. Nothing is fun because you're depressed.
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