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>>28006626
I actually hate you

I only date girls with dicks, sorry

sage

[Comment raging about how women are sluts and subhuman that ironically gives you the attention you crave]

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>>28006573
>tfw scottish and going into the britfeel threads 'pretending' to be british

>>28006573
>tfw do the same
>tfw American who got his foreskin chopped off
I'm disrupting the balance no matter what I post.

>>28006679
independence pls go
brexit is ok but i still want to be in the uk

Look up promises he made while campaigning.

Then look up what he actually did.

Then write up the facts.

>>28006430
there's a board for this you know

not even trolling, you might get some good responses on /pol/

>>28006448
Thank you so much. Thats a great idea <3

>>28006417
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>>28006417
>he didn't cut contact as early as possible

Asking for it tbqh famalam

>>28006483
You cut contact from your parents?

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>>28006357
Just be my gf and everything will be better.

>>28006357
It seems that you have forgotten the golden rule of tits with timestamp or gtfo.

Better find someone quick, cuz imagine yourself 5 years from now

I will literally marry you tho, 6'0/180/6.5 inch dick/guitar/hiking/4chan

Getting drunk kind of sucks.

I'm too stoned to play Diablo 2 and I'm mad about it, my eyes go blurry looking at the screen so shitposting it is.

its good for sleepy time mate thats all
>be me
>work 12 hr weekend shifts
>night shift last weekend 6pm-6am
>fell asleep 7am mon morn
>awoke 5pm mon
>6 stellas later
>8pm stumble back to bed

This song wasn't even that bad tbqh.

>>28006392
I know, what a weird time in culture that was.

Normies were all

>HAHA WHAT A TERRIBLE SINGER AND THE LYRICS ARE SO STUPID HAHA LET'S MAKE FUN OF HER EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG HERSELF, BRO DID YOU HEAR THAT LATEST LMFAO SONG IT'S SO GOOD WHAT ABOUT THE LATEST PITBULL TRACK

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>>28006241
But in the video she looks like 18 already

>>28006231
>that blonde booty

>>28006231
Drink more water. Seriously, most of the time when you think you're "hungry" you're actually just thirsty.

>>28006244
where?

bloxblox

>>28006226
I was the opposite, I grew up around cool black people and asian people, and presumed racism was an ignorant thing.

Then I grew up, and realised despite my personal experiences, overall nonwhites have been and continue to be a huge detriment to white western civilization.

>>28006226
I don't dislike any race inherently but I do acknowledge that all races aren't the same

>>28006226
From 0 - 17, didn't really care. Then I became an ultra-racist due to /new/, /pol/, and having bad experiences around blacks as well. Now I just don't care. The races aren't equal but I frankly couldn't care at this point.

I've always had a soft spot for Latinas...

That's really cool I think.

I have a retail job and make amateur porn with a coworker for supplemental income.

That sounds like allot of fun to be quite frank with you, my family member.

I work in the basement of a large university doing print/copy.

It's honestly the perfect job. I work with two other people. Both are middle aged men. Neither talks much. Both are good at their jobs and show me how to do things properly. When we do deal with people they know exactly what they want already. The hours are good and I'm studying at the same time.

I work at a shipping company, I'm a package handler. I take boxes off of trucks and put them onto planes.

I like it because theres zero customer interaction and follows a predictable schedule.

the bad thing is there's all these fucking thick lifting girls and athletic MILFs working here that need dick and they won't leave me the fuck alone

>>28006239
FedEx? I worked that job at an airport and it was easy as fuck, and paid well. They had decent scholarships and stuff too if you stayed with them.

why work when there's nothing you want to shoot for

well, other than the fact your folks might kick you out if you don't along with bills you may or may not have

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Indefinitely. I've found my cure for now.

I plan on renting an oxygen tank if/when Encyclopedia Dramatica ever makes an article on me. I also have a suicidal friend who hasn't had the bright idea to rent an oxygen tank, but I'm not giving it to her unless/until her cancer comes back.

>>28006114
From 18-22 . Now that i will turn 22 i think i will hold out for 2 more years at best.

>>28006078
I give her some food

There Is Nothing Wrong With Me
Would You Shut Up And Let Me Eat My Fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzLFNELeCI

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Hug her because i know that she is frezzing.

>>28006051
They should of taught you how to use spoilers up at FBI headquarters

>>28006073
LOLKEK

ORGINAL FOR FAEN

>>28006073
your school should have taught you how to form the perfect

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Are no fellow robots interested?

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when will it start famipai

>>28006034
>Site where you watch movies and jerk off on cam and skype
Whoa pal, I like the idea but I'm not going all normie just to watch movies