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Don't forget you're all scum!
>>28001505
Is this shit even real? You can't be this beta.
>>28001505
>a redditor tries to chat up a girl
>>28001505
I am literaly autistic and have troubles with comunication but I would never do that.
Are you excited to pick up Chad's leftovers?
>implying we'll even get to be the beta provider
I envy your optimism
>>28001520
top kek
This version is more accurate.
>>28001520
Ha ha, this is excellent.
>tfw overwhelemd with things to do and read
We're talking: TABS. MORE TABS. TENS OF FUCKING TABS. ALL MEDIUM SIZED ARTICLES. Fucking... LISTS for self-improvement, fucking TO-DO LISTS. AN ENDLESS PILE OF GOD-DAMN BOOKS TO READ
Come on, I can't be the only one, right? And I'm not even studying anymore, this is stuff I got MYSELF into. And it all piles up and I just ignore it all and distract myself with this hellhole or video games
>tfw too stupid to read book
I just can't focus on the book
>>28001448
I was like that too. It's likely because of heavy metal toxicity in your brain
>>28001418
Just do what I do: create a backlog folder on your bookmarks toolbar folder, throw everything in there, and never look at it again.
Why do normies love dogs so much?
>Loud
>Slobber and shit everywhere
>Try to eat everything it thinks might possibly be food
>Have to pay for its food and vet bills after it eats a fucking rock or something
>Go completely fucking ape shit in response to even the smallest stimulation (i.e. the doorbell or whatever)
>Only love humans because of stockholm syndrome.
Nothing makes me cringe harder when people act like a dog dying in a movie is the biggest fucking tragedy in the world. The fact that doesthedogdie.com even exists makes me want to kill myself.
Please tell me I'm not the only robot that feels this way.
>>28001362
Dogs are pretty good if you train them but white trash usually get them just to make there pathetic lives better which end up creating a neighbourhood nuisance
>>28001362
Dogs are overgrown rats. Fuck dogs.
How dare you insult puppers
nobody wants to make a dating profile and get millions of messages, and they might not even get that many if they are actually ugly
but say you did like do you actually want to talk to someone who is so shallow that they talk to you based on the sole fact that you are female? and they will leave you as soon as anything goes wrong and you just want one person to stay in your life but they will always tell you that someone else would be better but no one else ever is and its a horrible cycle
in my opinion female loneliness only feels more empty
I've said this exact same thing multiple times, but /r9k/ is just too thick to emphasize.
Regardless of any of this, loneliness is an emotion, and ANYONE can experience it. How they experience that emotion doesn't matter; it feels the exact same and as such there is identical suffering.
>>28090143
I didn't ask for a white knight and you contributed nothing to this thread.
>just because I'm not lonely doesn't mean I can't IDENTIFY as lonely, you problematic bigot!
What's the purpose of a garter belt?I'm thinking of getting one.
>>28001277
It looks good
>>28001277
It keeps a woman's panties from falling down. Clips to their stockings too so in case of failure, the panties only drop partway and there's less embarrassment.
>>28001715
Side effect
>>28002283
Wrong
Its purpose is to hold up stockings so they don't ever slide down and look loose/wrinkly.
Am I a Chad?
please rate
>>28001228
No, that dude u hate is not a chad
>>28001228
You look like a numale cuck, I bet you post #feelthebern and are a feminist
We're basically all Chads compared to eggman
Pretty much everywhere on 4chan people act like board quality is steadily declining.
Can you think of any times when you were browsing a board and it actually improved?
/r9k/ got slightly better after Mercer when the robot came back and there was moderation for a brief period.
/sp/ after wrestling was removed.
>>28001342
/asp/ie here.
Fuck you. WWE should go on /trash/.
Convice me to not ask a cute girl out after class and look like an idiot today.
>>28001135
Save yourself the humiliation and just go home and listen to death grips. Just imagine if she says no and you have to deal the rest of the year/semester seeing her everyday knowing she sees you as a creep for asking her out.
Just do it faggot. What do you have to lose aside from your dignity and your will to live?
What's your plan op?
Have you talked to her before?
Is she somewhat interested in you?
Have you accepted the possibility of rejection?
I dare anyone who says women canbe lonely to make an online dating profile.
>>28089997
Let's see what the messages look like
Did just that once, got around 30 men in their 40s (twice my age) responding over a month. Nobody fucking uses okc where I live. Try again?
>>28089997
I've made multiple fake dating profiles and there isn't much that makes me more disgusting by how many messages I got as a girl.
There also isn't much that makes me more angry than my chad account, just seeing how differently girls treat someone who's attractive...
what do you read robots?
what are your favorites?
pic related
>>28001045
>favorites
Franken Fran
Currently reading:
Dorohedoro
I am a Hero (new chapters were scanlated recently)
It's not my fault that I'm not popular
Completed:
Zetman (Biggest piece of shit I've read so far. Last volume wasn't scanlated, needed to use my mediocre Japanese reading skills)
Onani Master Kurosawa
Dropped recently:
Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service
Prison School (I never really enjoyed it, but still kept reading it for some reason)
Might start reading Yokohama Shopping Log. Looks promising enough.I don't enjoy manga and I've probably dropped over a 100+ different series.
>>28001045
I love comics and I concider comics and manga the same thing.
I read plenty of comics but I don't know anything About manga. I just read things posted here like it's not my fault I'm not popular and Nickelodeon
Looking for violent and dark Mangas. Vinland saga and berserk were good but I hate waiting for chapters.
Is this 2016's most retarded ironic meme?
I think Ethan is really taking this stupid shit too far. It's not that funny.
>>28001041
Yah even Frank told him he was taking it too far.
>>28001066
>>28001041
Who. The. Fuck. Cares?
Do you enjoy circlejerking around Youtube pseudo-comedians?
>>28001041
I think it's really funny, I guess we are allstillallowed opinions and different senses of humor in 2016 anon.
Meanwhile, you're probably falling out of love with h3h3's content because it's becoming mainstream and you're a hipster. So I don't think you have a valid point towards how good anything he does is anymore.
>girl is falsely accusing me of rape
>tfw might be facing 25 years in prison
hey, if you're gonna go to jail for it anyway...
>>28089890
Welcome to the "civilized" world where whores have all the powers because of scared feminist males.
I wouldn't worry though. When the revolution comes feminists will be the first to die.
>>28089890
>that's what you get for associating with females that
I hope at least your normie ass fucked her.
Why are you guys so obsessed with wanting a gf? You do realize having a gf will not make you happy and also they do not make good companions.
They don't. They are just talking genetic material that wants to reproduce.
>>28001039
> fuckable best friend
> not making you happy
Umm
>>28001079
>Become her best friend
>get friendzoned
Get red pilled son
What feel do you want to have, /r9k/?
I want to feel >tfw no gf. For almost a year now I felt nothing towards having a partner. Have little emotions positive or negative in general. This is frustrating.
Even the misery of loneliness I welcome back. To value a nice grill I talk to or see, the crushing pain of knowing I'll never be with her but excitement of knowing she exists.
>tfw I'll never be infatuated again
And the feel of someone responding to a thread I made would be nice too.
>>28001205
I'm here bro
I want the feel of being back in school and being ignored and occasionally picked on. My life has become so much worse since then that I actually long for those days now.
