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>>28000281
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ill play your game
>>28000281
anytighn off the trolley lads
like wotcha see eh luv
the game was fun until i realized how big of cucks the jmods were. The stupid fucking money snek still hasn't been patched out the game is shit
Normies spotted 5 clicks East of our location.
Beta Squad 4 requesting assistance
P-pls respond
Pls
>>28089485
H-hi a-anon...
REINFORCEMENTS FROM OMEGA SQUAD 11 ARE EN-ROUTE
>someone told my mom I wanted to kill myself
This is problematic.
>>28000259
TELL THEM TO KEEP THEIR TRAP SHUT
>>28000265
I would lad, but I have no fucking clue who did it. It could be almost any of my few friends, but I haven't even said anything about this in a long time.
>>28000259
Well.. do you actually want to?
Fellow robots, please rate my PS4 physical collection.
I had Tales of Vesperia but I sold it. Getting Ratchet and Clank next though.
>>28000248
I'd say you're 14 years old
>>28000248
i only have the 2 last mgs on my ps4, the only good games on it
>>28000248
You had all those anime meme games and you sold vesperia?
>tfw cousin came over today and just left
>played some CSGO and we got into NOSTALGIA talking
>Brought up things from my past when i was heavily into mischief he never knew about me
>stealing money, using IRC botnets, hijacking HTTP bot panels, DDOS'ing etc..
>also showed him my very old griefing game videos on YouTube i never showed anyone before
w-what happened? normies aren't so bad.
>>28000172
TFW penis inserted deep in anus
>>28000172
You do realize that most normies dont hate robots, they dont even realize we exist
>>28000232
FUCK
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Recount your first love.
>>28089038
The thing most present today are her nice big tits with soft pink nippels, everything else faded, incl. her looks....
>>28089081
and how long ago was that?
Her name was Angie. We were in our first year of highschool. I was still a fun and optimistic kid then, the class clown, and I made friends pretty easily. I was dating her best friend Laura after she asked me out after the Christmas fete at school. After Laura and I broke up (for no reason other than my own insecurity and feelings of inferiority) me and Angie kept looking at each other in class and smiling. We'd flirt on MSN Messenger at 6pm when dial-up was free. She had problems at home and my mother was dating a guy I didn't like at all, and when I got home from school I'd go cycling around the streets on my BMX while talking to her on my mobile phone as she sat in the shed in her garden. We would do silly stuff like tell each other the initials of who we liked, which would always be each others' initials. I think I enjoyed the flirtation and feeling of security in that period more than I did the actual going out since I looked for any evidence she didn't like me (talking to other guys etc) and would tell my friend to dump her for me. She did the same thing. In one school year we dated like 17 times because we broke up so often. Eventually when I was like 13 I just shut down and became this silent non-entity ghosting around alone and she started being noticed by other boys and her popularity value increased as mine descended. I moved schools when I was 16 and one my few remaining friends told me that she and a couple of others, including him, went to sit up on the local hill overlooking town toward the end of the school year and that she said it was said how quiet I'd gotten and how I was leaving etc. She's now dating a guy who looks a little like me except taller and more humorous and so on. I wish her the best.
Is pepe a normie?
>>28000115
pepe is anti-normie
>>28000147
why? he's all over on normiebook
>tfw normies have Pepe now
>tfw you have been posting pepes in a Korean woodwork forum for years, but they won't care about that
>tfw still can't be a normie
Can you still be a robot if you live with flat mates?
What if they are female?
>>28000107
"That'll be 4 bones plus treat :)"
>>28000107
What is it like to live with slutty flat mate cuties?
Do you drink alcohol together and might have a chance to fuck her?
Good delivery, doggo.
Nice pizza, pupper.
>Qt Azn girl sitting right now next to me on the bus
>What dow I say?
The best thing to do is show her this thread
Nothing because you're a creep and you'll just embarrass yourself
>>28000087
Ching chang chong, me so solly
INFP General Reboot
+1 if you don't agree with most of r9k's threads but don't have anywhere else to go
+1 creative but unmotivated and disgusted by the shamelessness of the self-promotional bullshit that comes with the art scene
+1 could get gf but the more you get to know a woman, the more disinterested you become
+1 you're not a great person but you are too self aware to let yourself become an asshole through and through
>>28000076
ey up me duck
>>28000076
>>>27994363
was the oldyin
>>28000076
INTP here, but I think I go INFP when I listen to classical music.
I also act like an INTJ sometimes when I am feeling more judgmental.
I feel like personality is partly situational and not really set in stone. I think this is a good way to classify personality, but some of the variables change in day to day life. So does your personality.
The other day, I went to a Convention going on in melbourne, no big deal. I'm talking to my friend who cosplays a lot and I meet a girl who was also cosplaying, we talk for a bit about one thing or another and then I have to go for one reason or another... a few days later I remember her. I remember her face, her eyes.. I think that this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen... so I try to find her. I spend a few hours looking through FB and can't find her. A day later my friend (the cosplaying one) posts a photo to her wall, and she was in it Tagged. I think "Finally I find her", and add her on FB. She accepts my request and I'm about to send her a message, but first I decide to look through a few of her posts, to make sure she's not an asshole or anything. On all her photos I see a million comments of "<3 so beautiful" and shit like that. And I think about this, and realise that everyone is calling her beautiful and shit like that, so really I'm just another voice in the choir. For the last 2 days I've been trying to forget, but her face, eyes and smile are burned in it. I haven't been able to sleep, eat or anything really, I've just been thinking about her.
>>28000074
There's a big difference between "wow you're so beautiful" comments on photos and a message saying "Hey we met the other day, let's grab a coffee sometime", go for it man. You've got nothing to lose either way
>>28000074
size up, bro
unlike some fag on FB who just says "wow omg ur hot!," you can actually come forward with something useful
"hey bitchtits, I had a lot of fun hanging out with you at fagcon. This (actual event ) is happening on X day. We should go. It could be a lot of fun"
>>28000120
>>28000123
I'm really fucking socially anxious and not that great in the looks department. Plus this girl is friends with someone I know IRL and I'm afraid that it'll get awkward after she rejects meThere's also a really good chance that she's gay
then why does he let us suffer......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgzQuE1pR1w
because we go against xer will
>>28088591
Tear off the bandaid, kiddo. The only god here today is me.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you don't want them to love you back because you know someone else could make them happier and being with you will only make them miserable?
>been with my girlfriend for a little over three years
>love her more than I ever knew I could love anyone
>layely been seriously thinking about asking her to marry me
>whenever I do I get depressed
>think about how wonderful and loving she is and how self-destructive and broken I am
>don't want to be with anyone if it isn't her
>thinking maybe being alone would be the best thing for me so I don't pollute anyone else
>think about breaking up with her but don't want to break her heart
>considering putting ads up on craigalist or making fake profiles for her on dating sites
>want to find someone else who is better for her than me that she won't think twice about leaving me for
>want to make it seem like they meet by accident but actually helping them to be together behind the scenes
Does this sound like a decent plan? It's either that or do something horrible that I know she'll end up hating me for, but I don't think I have it in me to hurt her like that.
The generally agreed upon solution for a cuckolding fetish is a single round to the brain stem, friend. Try that.
>>28000044
yes, good goy, fuck up your own life, don't try to improve yourself, instead break up with the girl who loves you, yes
>>28000044
Tell her how you feel. Just like you did in this post, minus the cuckoldry part, you fucking faggot
my girlfriend flips when i mention that she sucked other guys dicks but doesnt suck mine.
Doesnt get any better. should i just kill her?
Nah just dump her ass and never talk to her again. Shit will piss her off so much
>>28000049
>>28000000
I'm lazy like this.
Dump her. She's trash.
>>27999851
Ahahaha' dude
Just smoked a fat bowl this morning, gonna grab a pizza with my bro later and smoke a lot more
Stay mad losers
I like to smoke marijuana sorry f.a.m.
>>27999915
Yeeeeeah duuuude
I'm maaad HIGH rn
Boutta smoke another p h a t joint and fucc my bitch
Stay mad losers
#420
