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>there are people here from /r/4chan scavenging for material RIGHT NOW
>>28004322
better write something witty so we get these upboats :^)
>>28004322
I would like to greet every gentleman from the Reddits out there!
Edit: Spelling
Edit2: Wow, Gold? Thank you very much guys!
>>28004322
Are they too afraid to use regular 4chan so they use /r/4chan?
How do you feel about playing video games where the hero looks like this?
Did you know that if you looked like this literally every problem you have would dissapear?
Look at it! What is you reflections? How does it feel? Do you realize your fate?
NOW...
Would you be willing to at the press of a button become like this, BUT! You have to get fucked in the ass by a man at least seven times each year.Boipussies are the fortunate ones
>>28004314
You made this thread yesterday.
But damn OP you're really gay for Link.
>>28004352
Everybodys gay for link, that is a 10/10 girlsface if I ever saw one.
I mean, compared to the face of the average girl you could land, that boy looks pretty good.
>>28004352
See?
I'll have the one on the left, that is what real straight high test uncuckable dominant apex alpha males wants.
vaporwave ruined my life
>>28004279
you vape alreayd bro?
>>28004279
this pic has some serious vaporwave aesthetics tho
How exactly did it ruin your life? I don't listen to it anymore, but it became a gateway to ambient music for me so even though I dislike now, I can respect it some aspect.
>no father figure growing up
>mother was total authoritarian and completely controlled my life entirely from when and what to eat, when to sleep, when to bathe, when to and who to play with
>26yo
>have no idea how to be confidence or lead
>have no opinions of my own
>want a domineering gf that will control my life for me
Is this what they call mommy issues?
>>28004173
>Is this what they call mommy issues?
Nah, its what they call single motherhood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMYX__Z6hvE
>>28004173
Is your mom asian? Cause mine acted like that
>>28004173
>had a mommy who didn't give a fuck about me
>played with razor blades and loose wires as a kid
>got a ton of scars and nearly died like 3 times
>grew up to be a leader
>feel worthless if someone is in any way better than me
Wish i had a dad.
The best way to prepare for tomorrow is to do your best today.
if you kill yourself you don't even have to prepare for tomorrow
>>28004132
Thanks anon. That's useful.
Got any more?
>>28004160
Flawless logic anon. Keep it up.
Who here likes going on walks?
Have you been on any recently? What's your distance record? Any interesting stories to share?
>>28004011
my record is about 4 miles through an area filled with fields and apple orchards. very comfy especially in Fall
>>28004011
Nice dubs.
Waste of energy. C25k has suddenly become very hard and as great as long walks are, they'll stall my progress and this is unacceptable.
I usually walk 2 hours once a week. It's really nice. Sometimes I see a friendly cat too. It makes me happy
> think you are over her after 6 long years
> Suddenly dream about her
Why, robots? Why...?
Don't cry, it's a waste of good suffering.
you didnt take the redpill desu
>>28004007
start chasing another bitch
have you ever asked a girl out directly? How'd you do it? What happened?
tip: you cant complain about being alone unless you've actually been rejected
rejected miserably over the phone
>>28004000
do i have to use the word date
>>28004000
Went on a date. Never truly understood what dropping spaghetti meant until that day.
Should I volunteer at the library or smoke weed and play vidya?
>>28003856
Library first, then you go home and smoke weed with vidya. Variation makes it more enjoyable.
>>28003856
What would you do at the library? If it means helping qt girls with homework then do that.
>>28003981
Mindlessly sorting and shelfing books in the kids section and I feel really out of place as this big ugly neckbeard.
Guys i am planing to go to a semi third world country to speak to actual prostitutes without having sex with them. Tell me how bad is my idea.
I wish to speak to them because unlike the whores in my country those women mostly do it out of extreme poverty. I hate women but i can sympathize with the ones from poor backrounds.
My pick would be Romania and i hope the prostitutes there speak english.
>>28003719
You're gonna white knight some Romanian hooker who's taken 1000 dicks and think you can rescue her by bringing her back to America where she will bleed you dry financially.
Why not Asia?
>going to Romania
if you think getting robbed and killed is desirable than sure.
>>28003754
ever going to Asia
You guys are so mean and abrasive to everyone, especially girls. What would you have to offer a hypothetical girl that was open to being your gf?
Nothing, as you can infer from this silence.
Women are fucking evil they deserve all the hate they get and more.If you say otherwise you might as well fuck off tumblrina.
>>28004168
>>28003696
Pretty much this though some robots are deluded enough to think their being male, even if average in all respects, means that they are above the average woman.
Can't even edit comments comfortably because of the robot. I even deleted the original for fuck's sake.
>>28004292
lol.
farted during my job interview earlier
>>28003611
What kind of monkey does that in public? You're not 3 years old. Suck it up, literally.
>>28003673
my stomach was full of gas and i was nervous and i shifted in my seat and fart a came out
>thinking the accidental fart will affect your chances of getting the job
Was it THAT bad?
I guess this applies to most people on this board provided you're not a normalshit fraud. Post about your small amount of friends and tell the group if they're actually good friends or not
I have 4 friends
Friend 1
>My 'best' and oldest m8 always replies to my messages a day after I send them, claiming to be busy, never asks me to chill, I always initiate it, feel like he's secretly embarrassed by me
Friend 2
>Probably my new best friend now, he's the chillest friend I have, however I called him today after I got out of class and was waiting for my train just cause I knew he'd be in bed to annoy him, he answered and gave me indifferent responses then literally told me that he was waiting for me to fuck off, 70% sure he wasn't kidding. He is very successful with girls and he tries to help me but he seems to be embarrassed to be associated with me because I'm a KV
Friend 3
>Out of all my friends he actually seems to like me more than all my other friends like me, he always messages me and replies instantly, he sometimes asks me to hang out as well. The only thing is that he has lots of other friends and I feel like he only asks me to hang out sometimes because I live close and it usually involves him needing to go to the mall or something, I also need to completely fake a personality with him, he thinks we have a lot in common but we really don't.
Friend 4
>barely qualifies as a friend, he's a full blown chad in my class, he's my only friend in college. He's the only one who goes out his way to speak to me and we sometimes hang out between classes. I have literally nothing in common with him but he's so socially dominant and extroverted that he can make a conversation out of nothing. He literally never experiences awkwardness. He has tonnes of other friends and lots of people know him, girls act shy around him.
>>28003563
can you really count to null set tho?
>>28003585
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it
Origami nigger
>>28003563
>4 friends
>thinks he's not a normalshit fraud
If you have a friend, you don't belong here.
which country has the most desiderable girls?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10002381
Korea. Everyone has plastic surgery and wears expensive makeup there, even the guys.
germany :2
Irish girls = Scottish girls > Russian girls > Canadian girls > South Korean girls = Jap girls > USA girls
European girls (Swiss, Finnish, Swedish) seem boring to me for some reason. Too many uninteresting blond Stacies I guess.
>Braaaaappp thread
>Manlet thread
>Cuck thread
> Fags giving women attention thread
>Wagekek thread
The future of /r9k/.
You best get used to it.
>>28003515
>robot threads
>i will reply to every poster thread
>>28003515
>implying r9k is worth more than these threads
ok
