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Would you date an awkward plain autistic girlfriend?
>>28006012
>le MPDG maymay
fuck off and stop posting that webm, sick of seeing it
i think my gf is but yeah i would if she cools with being with autistic boring me
>>28006046
>MPDG
who what?
I daily think of killing myself.
It's like a feel-good dream-thought i have every single day.
I would never actually do it but i love thinking about it.
>tfw everything would be "solved"
>tfw no more worries
Anyone else?
>>28006006
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicidal_ideation
Yeah, you could spend all your money, savor the last few parts of your life and leave of your own accord, rather than dragged off in old age kicking and screaming, writhing in agony, it's a few moments of pain then peace.
Ah, to dream.
>>28006063
Yes, exactly.
>>28006059
Well, yeah. I do realize that they are suicidal thoughts.
rate my homescreen wallpaper/10
>pic related
post yours, share wallpapers as well, ill bump with some before it 404s
>>28005915
originality bloxxers
>>28005943
one time i went to summer camp to learn how to post origami comments
>>28005959
this is a personal favorite though, very calming
ITT: post your disgusting habits/tics
>after picking my nose, I wipe it on my pants
>dermatillomania, used to eat the skin I peeled off as well
>scratching my scalp and smelling it
>>28005912
>trichotillomania
>have dandruff and hair all over my laptop
>>28005912
>tfw trichotillomania
>cum on my belly and let my shirt soak it up
>shower twice a week
>go to target
>follow qt into the bathroom
>masturbate in the stall next to her while wafting in her fart smells
Who /pretendstobetrans/ here?
>>28005896
>all the people who bashed Walmart are now feeling really stupid
>>28005896
You won't even have to soon enough, some places have 'inclusive gender-free' washrooms - and I'm guessing that soon enough all washrooms and all showers and locker rooms will be intersectional and trans-dimensional.
All that's left is getting a litterbox and some wooded area to shit in, so we don't discriminate against furries and otherkin.
Why are bathrooms separated by gender anyway?
>mfw white people try telling me about their native american heritage
>>28005829
YOURE A WHITE MAIL!
mfw non whites try to look more white
>>28005829
Black dude here. Legitimately nothing more pathetic than when white people do the "white people be like..." thing. It's not even that funny when niggas do it anymore. What is with the self-loathing? Just be happy with who you are. Being white isn't a bad thing, no matter what Buzzfeed and the cookie cutter liberal generation wants to sell you.
How is your relationship with your father, fembots?
>>28005825
>fembots
O r I g I n A l
He's my unofficial husband. We're very close and lovey dovey, I love him so much.
nonexistent
orig
NEETs like us have no money and a lot of spare time on our hands. Anyone ever dream of finding info that leads to the capture of a Most Wanted suspect and scooping the $200,000 reward? There are people who sleuth the web trying to find clues and piece together the puzzle that may find these fugitives.
Pic related is Jason Derek Brown. Wanted for fatally shooting an armed guard during a cash-in-transit robbery. Last confirmed sighting was in Salt Lake City, August 2008. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Derek_Brown
FBI Most Wanted https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten
>>28005792
>Anyone ever dream of finding info that leads to the capture of a Most Wanted suspect and scooping the $200,000 reward?
I do.
Not really actively but I read read the state and federal most wanted every month or so.
Not to make money necessarily but to be aware.
>>28005792
>Dude murders his entire family
>100K reward
>Dude steals 7 million
>1 million reward
>>28005957
Money is more valuable than humans. I thought this was common knowledge.
R9K DATING
Please include a pic, plus your age and basic info
I'm 25, from england, currently studying IT & Maths at the Open Uni. 5'9.5, around 165lbs and i workout quite often.
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>>28005741
beta numale incarnate
i imagine you are the person that enjoys prepping his wife's black boyfriend's big dick
>>28005741
This is a troll post, right?
"i workout quite often" hahahaha shut the fuck up
>>28005803
No.... i lift weights and do sit ups amongst other stuff
>>28005780
beta numale? wtf are you on about.
I don't want to talk to people who do anything other than watch anime and play dwarf fortress. Let's have a thread for people who only do these two things.
>>28005684
Played DF a long time ago in 06, didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I watched some videos of someone play it around 2011 or so, I felt like trying to learn how to play and try it again. Didn't work.
>>28005684
You best get back to your cage, slut.
>>28005684
>>>/a/>>>
>>>/vg/dfg/>>>
fucking nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtty_87OHNQ
>>28005672
I feel something. But I hate women who smoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj6V_a1-EUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tjblu5jaBM
Feels music only a robot would understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2HFehg2BfY
I've linked an album playlist, a robot would understand not just the message conveyed in lyrics but the aesthetic of the album as well.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA6F358FD740FBD22
A must:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAF8D0ugyVk
so this is supposed to be natural, this is just gross, if god exist i hate him because everything is ugly as fuck for me even girls
dear anon it is not natural, it can happen when you fuck up with your contraceptive pill
That's not natural, the Indians are just SO numerous an exposed to toxins that a lot of weird shit is going on with them.
>>28005666
Quantos ad Possunt Satanitatem Trahunt
>being sick
>have to lay in bed all day while the sun shines and my friends are playing basketball
>barely able to eat
What did I do to deserve this?
>>28005592
you'll be thankful when they're killed by a drunk driver
Are you german by any chance?>>28005592
Orgiginalala
if u don't have depression or any mental illness you should be glad
>Eww, anon, why do you have purple bags under your eyes?
But seriously I do. Like dark circle almost cysts.
One came up out of no where, my eye swelled shit and a week later it was less swollen but still looked shite. A couple of months later had a stressful day and the other eye developed a bag under it. They're not too bad inside or low light but in sunlight it's like I have two black eyes.
Went to doc and he gave me some bs scrip he couldn't see it inside but in sunlight they look like hell. Help
>>28006660
Then go to another doctor.
>>28005581
Because I don't sleep like a weak little bitch?
