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The solemn duty of any man is to slay girls. I have not been able to do this. I have a handsome face, but I can't approach girls because of my social anxiety. At almost-25, I've literally never asked out a woman in my life.
I failed. There is only death left now.
>>28005024
slay men, the guy in your pic does
I can't approach girls either, unless there's some context. Shame that there's never any context because I have no social circle of any kind.
>>28005024
Same here Opie. Never had a girl's phone number or even texted a girl.
>tfw you got a full time Summer job
>420 euro a week for 14 weeks
>Will finally have money to spend things on instead of waiting for discounts or torrenting everything
Let's share some positivity and talk about good stuff that's happened to us in the past few days or weeks.
Come on, there has to be something.
> Good feels thread
> "Come on, there has to be something"
> 0 responses
I'm sorry, but where do you think you are?
What kinda job?
>Finish uni for the summer soon, going travelling in the summer
>Getting better at sports, losing weight and getting stronger every week
>asked out a qt singaporean girl that I work with
life's pretty good
Today I failed my driving theory test - UK fag.
>100% on the multiple choice section
>FAIL on the 'hazard perception' section
I blame the low DPI piece of shit maggot mouse they give you and the shit rendering on the animations. Fucking mouse never even fit in my hand how am I suppoes to 'react' to shit if I cant even control the fucking PC. Fucking normie piece of shit governement computers - who needs to drive anyway.
You fucking click when you see a potential hazard, it was the easiest part of the test m8
>>28005012
i failed it 3 times on that section
passed practical first time tho
gl hf
>>28005012
Failed it first time too anon.
Had to do a harder version of it for LGV and passed easily. Just click once when you see it developing then once a second later.
I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER I WISH I WAS A BALLER Y'ALL
>>28004882
1.85m here
lmao fucking manlet
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>>28004882
5'7 here, still big though. I do it big.
>>28004882
The real tragedy here is the only reason this wasn't rap song of the year was Gangster's Paradise.
>I WISH I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD I WOULD CALL HER.
>tfw no gf
>only make up 4% of the population
>Day Dreamers
>Introverts
>acknowledge a delusional and selfish society and refuse to take part in it
>Isolation
>kind, compassionate and understanding, but stern in principles
>Highest rates of suicide
>dream vs reality
INFP's are literally robots by nature. Calling all INFP's to get the fuck in here and report on your affairs.
Plus were the best cuddle bunnies
>>28004827
Funny part is you're all delusional thinking you're so enlightened when you're really just a bunch of sperglords.
INFP herekill me please
>normies won't stop saying "hi" to me
FUCK OFF
>>28004664
Just respond with "Bye", do a 360, and walk away.
>>28004664
Hey anonn :3
>>28004704
THERE'S A REASON I AVOID TALKING TO YOU NORMALFAG REEEE
>clean myself up and go to temp office
>give them my resume
>didn't lie about anything on it because I really didn't wanna be put in some position where I don't know shit and have to ask everyone for help
>"so I see that...you never completed schooling past high school"
>start sweating
>"and for your skills, you put down 'very good with the internet', huh?"
>start sweating profusely
>h-heh yeah
>"and uh, im not seeing any experience listing here..."
>sweat stains are now visible under my armpits
>uh well yknow
>"well look anon, why don't you head home and we'll uh, contact you when we find something"
>y-you too
>run out of there
>>28004661
You need to lie, anon. Most of your competition is.
>>28004661
>very good with the internet
That's not a very good way to put it. A list of software you know how to use would be better, even if it has nothing to do with the job. Even if the recruiter has no idea what the software is, they'll assume you're good with computers.
>>28004661
Thanks your post gave me a hearty chuckle. But hey, you took the first step to getting a job. Suck it up and work your weigh through the job. You'll eventually look back on this and laugh at your autismo neet status.
>tfw couldn't get any weed for 4/20 so just took enough dxm for 75 kg adult to hit mid-second plateau
>tfw i didn't adjust for my weight
>mfw i'm like 48-49 kg
Am I going to die, robots?
>>28004617
I don't know but I would like to announce that I do have weed, and I got my vaporizer in the mail today. It's charging and I am going to get high tonight on 4/20 like all the other normies. This is my first 4/20 that I smoked weed.
You will be in some other dimension.
>>28004617
>>28005799
OP here, I think I'm between 2nd and 3rd plateau, not very pleasant, bad trip, fuck my life.
>>28005830
You'll be fine mang, just ride it out and try and stay positive.
feeling suicidal because my life is ruin now guys
>be me
>have no friends
>be silly Asian kid with yellow hair
>take naked pictures of myself on couch
>send to hottest girl in school
>instantregret.gif
>next day kids throw eggs at me and laugh
>hot girl tells everyone I have a little weiner
>try to defend myself by saying I'm just Asian
>hot girl gets bf to beat me up in English class
>teacher let's it happen
>go home and cry as I masterbate
>grab my backpack and fill it full of spoons
>go to school next day
>hot girls bf walking up to me
>herewego.webm
>reach into backpack and start hurling spoons at this fucker
>he begins running at me
>I start running
>run through the halls screaming for my life
>my legs feel heavy
>stop and lay down and pull out my dick
>hot girl's bf runs up and stops dead in his tracks
>I feel helpless and don't know what to do at this point
>start to cry and shake my dick rolling around on the floor
>black out completely at this point
cont.
dude...
if this is real your life is shit
why the spoons though why the penis in public though
but yeah post nudes
>>28004569
Why would you go to school after a guy beat you up? What if he does it again and permanently damages your eyes or something?
>>28004569
>wake up in the hospital
>turns out I passed out from hyperventilating
>mom is standing over me
>she looks blank
>says she didn't know I was having problems at school and I should have told her
>I tell her I'm sorry and ask her if anyone seen me
>she says she has to talk to the school to see if I'm allowed back
>says I might need an evaluation and they might keep me in the hospital for a while
>yeahright.jpeg
>leaves me at hospital for next 4 days
>get out on 5th day
>go home and find out I have a care taker now
>mfw my family thinks I'm mentally challenged now
>make me wear velcro shoes
>find out I have to go back to school
>first day back at school
>everyone watching me
>I try to hide in my shirt
>I can still hear them talking
>teacher yells out "welcome back anon great to see you!"
>can hear desks creak as everyone turns to look at me
>my anxiety is off the charts
>I begin screeching and running for the door
>new caretaker blocks the door
>"calm down anon! calm down!"
>my breathing slows at this point and I just go with it
>I go sit down and brush my hair
>hot girls won't even look at me
>I stare at her and feel sad
>all day I hide in my shirt and cry
>next day I wear my grand canyon hat to school
cont.
Since my dick was mutilated, and all my orgasms suck, perhaps I don't actually know what genres of porn make my cum the hardest.
I could have a favorite fetish but not even realize it.
I could even have a favorite female hairstyle and not even realize it.
Damn, it's like my mind was mutilated too.
>>28004537
i'm the same apart from the mutilated part, my orgasms feel so weak or something
help
>>28005026
SHUT THE FUCK UP PENIS-NORMIE
>>28005026
have u gone to doctor
That's it! Next monday I quit my wagecuck job! So how does one become a drug dealer?
>>28004443
Get a job in construction. It's fucking brutal, but it beats retail.
Sucking off gay old men beats retail.
>>28004472
>retail
How did you know? Spooky...
>>28004505
What else would it be?
Retail is utter shit.
>just found out I have herpes
>I'll never have a qt gf because she'll be disgusted
>I'll never get a blowjob without a rubber
>I'll never feel relaxed and confident at sex
inb4 the flood of a hundred shills saying that 105% of the world has herpes and it's not a big deal
>>28004412
Just go homeless dude your life is already over.
I had to pass on a qt because she had the herps. Pretty gay.
Why do you think women wear make-up?
Because they're vain and insecure, anon. Any other questions?
>>28004400
They are attention seeking whores
It gives them confidence that they wouldn't have if they looked like their natural selves.
Wouldn't you be more confident if you knew that you were now a 8/10 instead of a 6/10? It's stupid because everyone doing this just skews the actual average woman and men deal with their natural face just fine and women expect it.
God forbid a man wear deceptive makeup or shoe lifts, he's just insecure.
>Anon, I'm noticing a three week gap in your employment history. Care to explain that?
>3 week gap
That's completely insignificant and no employer would ever care about a 3 week gap.
>>28004381
With all due respect sir, I think you need to get your eyesight checked again. It's not a gap in employment, rather, I've never been employed.
no employer would care about a 3 week gap
nice try, neetboy
>That fucking annoying kid in your classes
>DUUUH ANON YOU MISSED TODAYS CLASS WHY WEREN'T YOU THERE
Oh really? I didn't fucking notice, asshole. What? Why did I sleep in? It wasn't fucking intentional, why is it your problem anyway?
>>28004335
>that one dude who just has to tell the entire class about his vacation
>that one dude that wears hoodies during hot weather
>Hey anon you're late
>Yeah
