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/lit/ makes fun of us robots
the pussiest makes fun of us, everyone makes fun of us
fucking normies
Everyone makes fun of everyone.
Well actually /r9k/ is the punching bag of 4chan.
>>28005521
In both real life and on the Internet
Is 4/20 the best day of the year?
>weed day
>columbine anniversary
>Hitler's birthday
My favorite people and weed. Is any day better?
>>28005451
You realize Dylan was like half jew? So that crosses out the hitler jerkoff. You realize EH had a gf? So that cancels out the /r9k/ jerkoff. You realize Hitler was really autistic against stupid pot? So that cancels out the pot love.
Reminder that /pol/ contradicts itself over and over
>>28005508
also e-harris was a manlet, we already know how r9k feels about that.
>>28005508
/pol/?
/pol/ loves Hitler.
They hate Jews.
They hate weed.
They hate /r9k/
I don't see /pol/ contradicting itself in that respect.
What is Wrong With you? What is Your Problem?
It's a normie's world, and I don't want to live in it.
I'm tryin to eat this fish!
Leave me alone!
there is nothing wrong with me! i just want to eat my fish
> the depression starts coming back
>>28005358
>the depression never goes away
> His depression fades from time to time and isn't there every fucking day
Lucky bastard.
>when you get back from working out and the depression is completely gone for five minutes
You see this? I should be wanting to play this right now. These games have been my some of my favorite games going back to the first game called Demon's Souls. Yet here I am not really caring that I haven't played this yet.
I have lost so much interest in gaming. I haven't played a game in many months now. Does anyone else here know this feel? Explain why you have lost interest in gaming.
You're probably depressed.
>>28005352
Well yes desu friend. It's a mixture of a few things why I have lost so much interest in gaming.
Happens when you get older. Once you start playing it you realize how nice it is.
Problem is, in my opinion, it's a pain to start new games. It's not just like "I've got 10 minutes lets do a few races in Mario Kart". It's:
>turn on ps4, about a minute
>put in game
>game needs to install
>THEN needs to update
>company logos for fucking half an hour
>finally start the game
>have to customize your character, another 10 or so minutes--more if you're an autist
>opening cutscene kinda cool
>a tutorial area you have to slog through before you finally have some fun around
>first boss
It just takes hours to start games these days. And that's just for the ps4. I got it on PC so I had to download it for like 2 days.
I started it last night and it's pretty good so far. Going to do some more later. Once you start it becomes hard to put it down.
Will we ever go back to the old days of just two lonely people trying to hate themselves a little less together? Wojack and Pepe had a beautiful friendship that got ruined with this smug poopoo peepee bullshit. I hate that normies stole Pepe and forcing us to go Belka and nuke our own memes to deny them.
Share Pepe and Wojack friendship pictures.
lost, wandering souls often bump into one another, being lost together can be beautiful
Reminds me of "Of Mice and Men" desu.
>>28005566
>triple dubs
Now that I think of it, "Of Mice and Men" is basically /r9k/ the book. Two poor social outcasts stick together and drift across the country working for any money to save up for their dream of being NEETs. After being run out of town because a girl though one of them was going to rape her based on looks alone, they meet a manlet trying to compensate for his height and jealous of anyone taller than him, his cheating former Stacy wife that settled for him and the Chad she keeps trying to fuck along with a bunch of other /r9k/ type characters.
>white scandinavian genes
>6.0 feet tall
>8.1 inch penis
>9% BF with symetrical muscles and proportions
>8/10 face
>frequent flirtatious attention from girls
>hideously botched circumcision and severe penile psoriasis that looks like freddy krugers dick so i completely avoid sexual situations and am still a virgin.
>could have had pic related
>fucking turbo catholic mother
at least leading them on is fun until i have to back down and invent a reason to avoid sex.
>>28005295
>scandinavian genes
>not protestant
>>28005295
Being a virgin is genetic. If you haven't gotten laid it's because you have pussy in your blood.
Circumcision is not required by Catholicism at all, it's actually discouraged if anything
Reminder that if you're white you literally can't be a robot.
Why do women find Asian men so unattractive? I'm a white dude, but I think all Asian men are pretty decent looking. They're never really ugly unless they have fucked up teeth. Maybe they all look feminine or something, which is why womyn aren't interested?
>>28005318
Because they're short.
Asian men getting meme'd on hard.
>>28005318
They're almost all super low test dude, and if you didn't pick up on that you probably are too tee bee hee.
>walking to next class
>have to take a shit
>run across campus to secluded bathroom nobody uses
>I would often hide here when chads were on the lookout for me
>finish up shitting
>about to walk out, wash my hands, and leave
>door swings open
>some normie chads walk in
>DUDE IT'S 420
>IM TRYING TO GET MY GREENS, BRO
>SPARK IT, BRO, BRO, SPARK THAT SHIT UP
>NAH NIGGA YOU DRAWLIN
>BRO SPARK THAT SHIT UP, NO ONE USES THIS BATHROOM
>oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck
>man what do I do, they don't even know I'm here
>they procede to get high in the bathroom
>I try to stay quiet
>they just keep on going with their annoying voices
>one says he's gotta piss
>he walks into the stall next to me
>I'm sitting on the toilet with my feet up so they don't think anyone's in there
>other guy says, shit I gotta piss too
>proceeds to walk over to the stalls
>there's only 3 stalls in that bathroom
>fuck fuck fuck
>he comes right up to mine
>tries to open it
>BRO WHAT THE FUCK, WHO THE FUCK ALWAYS DOES THIS SHIT
>he gets on the floor and is about to crawl in the stall
>begin sweating more than ever, figure this is it
>third guy pipes up
>JUST USE THE OTHER ONE YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA, FUCKING CRAWLIN' ON FLOORS AN' SHIT
>BRO, FUCK UP, YOU GAY ASS BITCH
>YEAH I'M GAY ALRIGHT, LEMME GET A BITE OF THAT ASS
>BRO, YOU FOR REAL SUSPECT
>roll my eyes, God damn it I fucking hate normies
>guy pisses in the other stall and they get ready to leave
>it goes silent
>figure it's safe and leave
>they're sitting outside the bathroom on their phones
>see me come out the bathroom
>WHAT THE FUCK-
>drop my books and start running like a madman
Shit shit shit, I left my books
Fuck I think I'm gonna dropout now, aw jeez shit fuck
>>28005265
>when chads were on the lookout for me
why does this happen to you?
>>28005314
Why does anything happen to any of us?
I just go to class, do my work, and move on, but for whatever reason that goes through the normies' thick skulls as "he's a loser, a perfect punching bag" and all they ever wanna do is beat me up or try to do gay shit so they can get a picture for instashit
>>28005364
Is this college? Are you getting beat up in fucking college?
We post hard truths robots don't want to hear, I'll start
>most women aren't compulsive cheaters
>most attractive people are hard working and nice
>most of your failures are self inflicted
>most people don't care or notice you enough to justify your paranoia
>having functional relationship with others is healthy
>most people are having sex every week
there is way too much goddamn porn on the internet
>most women aren't compulsive cheaters
yes, they plan their cheating very throughoutly
>most attractive people are hard working and nice
facial structure has nothing to do with your personality. You can find a charming ugly fuck, and a rotten beautiful cutie.
>most of your failures are self inflicted
like being born? like being born in 3rd country with no opportunities?
>most people don't care or notice you enough to justify your paranoia
i remember weird things that people did around me 10 years ago. I have no reason to believe that other people don't remember my moves
>having functional relationship with others is healthy
using others is healthy, being used by others is like dealing with cancer
>most people are having sex every week
to the point at which it becomes a chore and partners aren't even interested in it anymore
>most people are having sex every week
I don't get why robots don't understand this. Being a virgin has nothing to do with anything they blame it on. Fat guys get laid, short guys get laid, neckbeards get laid, tumblr nu-males get laid.
>at family gathering
>hey anon you have a girlfriend yet
>you know when I was your age I was already married
Those people really know how to ruin one's day
Also
>getting married
>ever
>>28005237
>not wanting to celebrate your love with family and friends in front of god
Fuck off degenerate. I bet you wish you could have FWBs and sleep around.
>>28005365
What is a FWB?
What do you think will help to raise Japan's birth rate? I don't want them to go extinct
>>28005178
import niggers and muslims
They won't, even if the nature is trying so hard to destroy them. They are resilient as fuck.
>>28005203
I don't want Japanese people to go extinct. Keep Muslims and black people in Europe. Get rid of white ppl asap.
>When mom gives you 10 days to find a gf before she signs you up for sissy-treatment.
Where do girls usually hang out?
>>28005140
on the toilet
Sorry to hear op. My mom just arranged a relationship for me after enough time alone.
They hang out with their friends. You meet girls by hanging out with your own friends.
WHY CANT I GET A JOB
I DON'T WANT TO BE A NEET
they are not enough jobs for everyone.
even when you get a job you want be a NEET after couple of weeks/months
>got turned down by fucking Walmart
I can't believe I'm such a fuckup
>got turned down by a hipster grocery store and a fucking A&W
fuck me lads. I don't even look that bad I just have a horrible personality and bad social awareness.
IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28005027
>almost May
>still cold in The netherlands, trees are still brown.
>>28005027
there's also bees and normies everywhere
>>28005027
WHY IS IT 50 DEGREES WHEN I LEAVE HOME AND 80 DEGREES WHEN I COME BACK?!?
