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WHAT IS WITH THIS SUDDEN OBSESSION WITH CHICKS WITH DICKS NOW
I MEAN I'D LICK A DICK IF I LIKED HER ENOUGH BUT NOT BECAUSE SHE WAS A DICKGIRL
>SUDDEN OBSESSION
Seriously? Traps and futa has been a big thing on most of 4chan since the start
It's my fault sorry familam :3
>>28001034
>mfw nobody else talks about Pizza except Pizza
do you wanna breed, senpai?
>>28000904
With 2 4 and 5 maybe
Yes, with the girl in the blue.
>>28000941
BASED
She bathes with her father
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nUigOMRwc
>kid whines for attention on videogame stream about being suicidal
>gets blown the fuck out by SMITE employee
>employee gets fired
He should have gotten a raise.
Suicide is selfish , yeah and so is expecting the person who is miserable to not kill himself. Hes a grade a douche fuck that guy
>>28000863
I don't think he had so much of a problem as the person killing themselves, just them whining about it for attention.
>>28000783
We have already had this thread yesterday.
Ill give you the tl;dr
>Yes, suicide is selfish
>No, there is literally nothing wrong with being selfish
>Yes, that guy is an euphoric douchebag and should kys
Sunday night Australia Thread? What're you all doing? My WoW Private server (Lordaeron) is resetting so I'm considering eating something and putting on an episode of Heroes.
>tfw American but still enjoy comfy ausbot threads
>>28089807
You enjoy normalfags ironically just repeating "ayy, cunt", asking for weed hookups and gays trying to fuck each other?
>>28089807
I usually find these threads comfy.
what autistic things do you do to show your pets you love them?
>come home from work
>connect phone to speaker
>play dog_song.mp3
>song includes cheering, clapping, robotic voice saying "good dog! good dog!"
>she loves it
always say goodbye
had a little song i'd sing for my cat Barabbas - the rhyme is in the filename
>>28000755
>she loves it
>she
Do you think your views would change if a nice girl showed an interest in you?
Which one of the three are you?
Why did you end up thinking that way?
>>28000671
>Do you think your views would change if a nice girl showed an interest in you?
Nope, she's only after the beta-bux
>Which one of the three are you?
I'm not a woman, nor on the picture, so none of them.
Otherwise I think I'm a MGTOW.
>Why did you end up thinking that way?
Instead of learning by doing, I learn by observing. That makes most of the stories where Stacy is being herself something believable for me. They brought it over themselves if they end up getting ppumped and dumped.
>>28000671
>Do you think your views would change if a nice girl showed an interest in you?
Depends, if it's a girl I've known for a long time no. If it were someone different, yes. I'd probably get cucked or played pretty easily.
>Which one of the three are you?
Guess
>Why did you end up thinking that way?
What does that matter?
>Do you think your views would change if a nice girl showed an interest in you?
no
>Which one of the three are you?
le red pill xdd i guess
>Why did you end up thinking that way?
shit happened. not related to my mother and i love her a lot.
I just lost the remainder of my friends /r9k/
I don't know what to do
Should I just end it???
>>28000644
Make new friends, its easy just be yourself!
>>28000644
What happened? Story?
Organa rav
>>28000644
>Acquiring friends in the first replace.
Remember, you can never lose what you never had.
>distressed-looking unshaven mid 20s man with downward-sloping eyes and a stained "make america great again" hat shows up at my clinic
>increasingly agitated, he starts ranting incoherently about "refugees, SJWs and cucks" -- possibly a sexual fetish of some sorts
>He asks for a y-DNA test to identify his haplogroup and "prove his pure white ancestry"
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28000630
Not bad, not bad, but could do a lot letter
6/10
>>28000630
you've done the world a valuable service op
>>28000630
Just to clarify, It's not you mocking Trump I take issue with, but the formatting is quite poor.
Who /Shizo/
When i go outside i always think people are talking to me i can't do anything about this shit.
I'm just schizoid not schizo can I join
>>28000596
Am I schizo if I start laughing for no reason, and it seems like everyone is staring at me when I walk down the street?
>>28000623
Yes tell me about your feels
>>28000658
No you're just weird
I consider myself funny. I've been making comics since I was a kid.
I've never made a webcomic though. I hate the whole community, and I hate the type of people who read webcomics.
Pic related is the highest voted webcomic on reddit.
God fucking damn it that shit sucks.
I really want to be creative, do up some of my stuff, and publish it, but on the other hand... ugggh. I'd be one of THEM.
:(
>>28000509
The community isn't going to change unless you change it
>>28000509
Can you make a furry comic please?
Post your comics
Reminder that at least 90% of you are less cucked than this man right here.
I don't know what he was expecting.
For those that don't know, this cuck and his friend were going to a league of legend event. He advertised that he was looking for two girls to take with him, all expenses paid half way across the world. One of them tried grabbing a chicks ass on the first night while sleeping n the same bed. He got kicked out of the need and slept on the floor.
The second night they weren't at the hotel and didn't get back until the next morning. They went and met up with league 'pro' players and fucked them
>>28000559
LMAO what a fag desu
>>28000559
llool.
His videos always were funny, the one where a hooker comes to his door and he gets the agencys number "for later". His reaction is then to ring his mother and tell her about it "mom so i took her number for later".
> Meet qt3.14 intellectual girl on skype, well read on everything
> Genuinely love this grill, fall in love like an autist.
> Like the dumbshit i am i am too honest/confrontational/autistic and start getting into really shitlordy /pol/ stuff
> She gets offended
> Start trying to justify my reasoning
> Come off as arrogant
> Say i am not trying to be arrogant
> Come off as more arrogant
> Get removed
> Get back in contact through mutual friend
> We start talking again about stuff, now i get into evolutionary psychology and redpill stuff
> She gets offended
> I try to justify my reasoning
> Come off as arrogant
> Get removed again
How do i come off as less arrogant in conversations with people? I'm heartbroken now, because i fucked this up. She was (and is) such a wonderful, sweet, intelligent, person. Had pretty good insights too, before she started hating me.
>>28000417
Oh god, I am going to have to let you in on the big reveal OP. Sounds like this girl is possibly more intelligent than you are and has actual worldviews that she didn't copy off of /pol/ or le red pill meme.
I don't think you ever even had a chance to be honest. Just let it go.
>>28000417
>stop trying to be right
>listen instead of talking
>your views are stupid anyway
>>28000417
>i talk about evo psych and the red pill stuff with girls
tfw no qt 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042419652850222106611863 gf
This is a truly autistic level of specificity.
>>28001710
Stop pushing us around you fuck.
AUTISTS, UNITE!!!
>>28000407
how the fuck is this oroginal? origama
So robots, do you meme with your family?
The past four years I have gradually acclimated my family to where we all use phrases such as "top kek", "based", "JUST", and other memes on the regular. I told my parents the story behind "kek" with WoW and how "lol" is translated to "kek" for the enemy team.
Anyway
>be in movie theater with parents and based bro
>WoW movie trailer comes on
>we all cringe a bit
>movie trailer ends
>mom looks over at us and whispers
>"kek"
>>28000402
>do you meme with your family?
>trying to explain 4chan to boomers
No. I find it kinda cringeworthy to use memes outside of the Internet, and even then you should only keep it to places such as 4chan, Reddit, 9gag etc.
>>28000402
you done fucked up, OP
now it's only a matter of time before your parents do a little side work and find your precious /r9k/
then the memes will never stop
you'll be 30 asking your parents about a loan process for a mortgage and their going to say, "get cucked, senpai. top kekkles, desu"
How do you fix bacne?
>>28000372
do you wash your bedding weekly?
>>28000387
No, but to be fair, my back is always covered with a shirt and undershirt when I lay down.
>>28000412
i recommend using a fresh clean shirt if yours isnt already or even a clean towel down. could be genetics, could be diet, eat more fruit and stop with dairy
