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Eliza turned 16 today! Post your birthday messages in this thread.
happy birthday Eliza
I hope you have a FANTASTIC day
>tfw her mchan days are over
what a horrible day
>Beta orbiters
You enable women and are exactly why so many of you hate them. There's little I find more disgusting.
How was your day /r9k/ ? tell us about it, let it all out
Its usually not my day but day programmed for me by other.
>>27996607
>It's a "free will is just an illusion" episode
When will you guys just take responsibility?
I spent the last 8 hours crying and overanalyzing texts between me and my oneitis
I don't think she has any interest in me anymore.
Guys, I think I just died and that I'm currently trapped in an alternate timeline taking place in a sort of limbo state of my consciousness.
Can anyone confirm? Are you guys still real?>tfw no escape from this hell
Story, OP.
How did you die?
here op, take this for your troubles.
uno commento por favor
Bump, post your story
>'I wear it for comfort'
>Literally thousands of selfies of girls posing their asses in yoga pants
Why do women even bother trying to defend their sluttism these days?
>>27996375
I don't get it. Why can't comfortable pants look good?
>>27996375
But that doesn't negate their statement. Thousands of guys take pictures of themselves topless. Does that automatically mean being topless is no longer comfortable?
>>27996375
honestly they barely do
bet if you went up to slutty stacy and asked her if she wears those tight yoga pants to show off her camel toe to chad she'd just say "what did he say something?"
Cuck-a-doodle-do, wagecuck.
Wake up. It's time to go to work
I love these fucking threads Cuz I work third niggers
Enjoy your fucking day while I sleep in my cozy bed for 11 hours
>>27996376
Ditto. I'm off work in an hour. Then I'm going home to my wife, and plan to ravage her, have a beer, and go to bed.
And before any accusations that she cheats on me, nope. Cameras around the house, connected to UPS's, that transmit to a hard drive that is plugged into a UPS, AND I work at the power plant, so if we lose power, I'm the first to know it. Not a single malfunction in 3 years.
>>27996560
She goes to his house
Do you think your family and/or friends think you're a closeted gay?
>family makes fun of me when I hang out with girls
>family makes fun of me when I talk about girls from school
>family makes fun of me if I even look at a girl in public
>"Anon why don't you ever bring girls over?"
>"It's okay if you're gay. We love and accept you no matter what"
No, they all know I'm a virgin because I'm fat and autistic
>Girls at school asked me if I was gay
>I always said yes but extremely enthusiastically so that they think I'm being sarcastic
>They probably just thought I was gay
Pic related is the primary reason we don't have a comfy robot homeland
The quality of the board would increase dramatically if frogposting or using the word "fembot" or "femanon" resulted in a permanent ban.
>>27997257
The best rule i think would be to ban everyone who admits to being a non-virgin.
>>27997257
>>27997656
when did you lose your virginity, fellow bots and fembots?
Im hiding in the toilet at work. How about you neets
wagecuck/10
I do this too.
Oregano cement
>>27996132
Getting paid to shitpost. Literally
HAPPY 4:20 FGTS !!
Whacha eating, playing, smoking and fapping off to???
I'm drinking beer. Weed is degenerate.
vidya and anime is for degenerates
However I will be smoking a spliff this evening and listening to classical music.
inb4 smoking weed or tobacco is degenrate tooo
its not even in the same ball-park of cuckdom as anime and vidya you fucking manchildren
>>27996036
You're degenerate.
Why do I have to have a oneitis? why does it hurt?
>>27995981
Anon it hurts because human beings take so god damn long to raise. Biology done addicted you to the other person it thinks is the parent to your offspring and now trying to get away is like trying to ditch heroin and cocaine and cigarettes at the same time
>tl;dr: your brain is cucking you
>>27995981
Iktf op. I've been teary eyed due to my oneitis all night and how I've fucked up our relationship too many times.
What's your story my man?
>>27996003
I've tried other girls but I still can't get over her
>>27996032
a girl in the same group of friends that i like. too scared to fuck things up
I'll start - Snakebird. I get high just by playing this game.
>>27995929
Outlast.
>>27996177
It's pretty comfy imo
Some may find it cold and lonely but I think it's comfy
can nothing be done about this tickbox?
>imagine every time you fap to the internet you have to sign a form saying "I don't fap to the internet"
>madness
For this board only it should be changed, maybe we could get a petition going?
>>27995900
buy a 4chan pass, it allows comfy posting with no captcha whilst using a vpn
>>27995957
this thread is as good as any
>anons of the world unite! ...
>quietly in your pizzabox forts
>by posting here
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU
>aren't 6'3"
>don't have an 8inch+ dick
>aren't 7/10 or above good looking
THEN YOU ARE GENETIC SCUM AND DONT DESERVE TO BREED
>>27995784
>aren't 6'3"
Thats lanklet territory.
6' - 6'2" is the master race.
I'm the first two but ugly, look like a tranny that stopped hormomes early, and have severe mental illness.
>nope
>nope
>nope
cheers m8
Shit normies say that you hate thread?
>If you really wanted X you'd keep trying to get it
>You'll learn when you're older
>Just be yourself
>Women only want confidence
>If you didn't get X its because you didn't try hard enough
>Heh, X isn't hard to get, I got it
>Had a total nerd session over the weekend, played xbox for like 3 hours straight
Any you'd like to add?
>>27995754
>>If you didn't get X its because you didn't try hard enough
>>Had a total nerd session over the weekend, played xbox for like 3 hours straight
I feel your rage.
What I'm currently experiencing: people always told me that you mellow out when you get older, that you become more patient and relaxed. It's the opposite for me. I used to be mellow and relaxed and now that I'm in my late 20s I feel the time running through my hands.
>>27995754
>Women only want confidence
this is mostly true though
>>27995838
Feel the same way. I ran out of options in life awhile ago and decided that the military was the only way left for me. I had the education to go for officers training...didn't get it.
First words when I did a little vent on a forum
"You clearly didn't try had enough, if you actually wanted this then you'd try harder".
I hate those kind of people. I fucking hate them. They joined 20+ years ago when all you needed was to show up and jot your name down.
>tfw it's not going to be okay
>tfw it's going to be great
For you, maybe. You've managed to get a boyfriend.
I am and will always be unloved.
>>27995967
This is statistically improbable and I highly doubt you're in a clear enough state of mine to properly predict your future accurately.
>>27995751
What happened to You in particular, hm?
Last time I got the image of You, well, You seemed rather upset. Good thing there are highs and lows. So, what is it if I may ask?
