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Only condition must be a robot.
https://discord.gg/0xGYE8yZx61OOHSj
>>27992345
This is the worst chatroom ever.
They said that you're a normie if you want a GF/sex.
It's just autistic people who want nothing in life other than to tell people they're normies
>>27992345
>tfw too afraid to even text with others
>>27992542
No one said you were a normie for wanting that though.
People who have never suffered make for the best company.
I guess. But they r like retards
>>27992972
Depends on what you'd want from a companion, far too little places give a genuine smile with no expectation.
>>27992995
Are you autistic?
Original question
After high school I joined the Marine Corps. I don't regret it but I'm still without a woman in my life. I really don't have a question but I just need to talk to someone. I'm so lonely, I'm sorry but ive been drinking and now I'm crying im so lost. I'm sorry guys but I have no real friends and I'm crying I don't know why it just happened.
>>27992325
Woop woop
Back up, that ass too fat
>>27992325
Hey anon
Sometimes I feel the same way aswell I don't even know what I'm doing with my life but I still have hope for the future
Usually I just play vidya or keep trying to learn new shit be it music or language o whatever, since I prefer doing shit alone. Anyways how was your day? Sorry I suck dick at small talk, but I never talk to anyone irl so yeah.
>>27992325
Hey there OP, my best friend joined the Marines and while he has a harder exterior he's still the same person that I know of him. Do you feel like the Marines was suppose to be the magic pill that fixes everything in your life?
>bf says Asian babies are the cutest
>jokingly apologize for inability to birth Asian children
>he responds to "I'm sorry" with "me too"
>tfw shitty reproductive system is cursed to pump out ugly babies that aren't the preferred race
>>27992292
>im sorry my babies will only turn out to be effeminate fags or females
god
they have egg donors now
fucking trash post, please leave you fucking shit
>>27992335
I heard Asians get mad when two white people are raising an Asian baby, is this true?
I do similar stuff with my bf too. He's just joking 99% sure.
>tfw dad texts you saying "i need to talk to you"
pls no
>>27992287
>hey kid how are you doin today
>fine
>how was your day
>ok
>do you wanna X
>nah
>>27992396
I wish it was one of those talks
It's probably "when you getting your shit together" talks.
I kind of wish he knew every one of these talks is pushing me closer to hanging myself on a doorknob.
>>27992426
do you think you have to change your lifestyle? when i was at that spot in life i did a few things that were really kind of drastic. something retarded and lofty that he knew i was going to fail but he encouraged me anyways
eventually he offered help. dunno if yours will but theres always a chance
then again things might go horribly wrong
dont listen to me anon
Why don't you robots just lower their standards?
>>27992285
TFW I'm a virgin and she isn't.
>>27992285
>you
>their
Shut up fatty
>>27992285
Even she wouldn't fuck me.
>tfw the vast majority of girls over 16 know what cock sweat tastes like
That doesn't bother anyone else?
Bumping for more anons to see.
>>27992271
>blow jobs are an effective form of birth control
>no problem here
To all of you retards who say "size doesnt matter its how you use it" or "just get good with your fingers and tongue" you are DEAD WRONG. I have been dumped by my last 3 girlfriends l shortly after we got sexual. One even went so far as to say my penis was not adequate enough. And the real kicker here is that I am only slightly below average! Its like if you dont have some monster cock, you are doomed. Literally this is hell.
>>27992255
And to add. Girls will fucking sit there and shit talk your cock all they want. But if you say their tits are too small they freak out and say shit lile "oh I cant help it" like what the fuck. As if a guy can help his cock size. At least women can get inolants. A man is stuck with his dick.
>>27992255
A lot of a woman's pleasure is dependent on how big her clit is and where it is positioned. Its possible you've just had an unlucky string of women who have malformed vaginas. And I would tell them that if they want to complain about your dick.
>>27992549
See and thats the thing. Is I amd pretty good with my fingers and at eating a girl out. Or so I've been told. But the one who literally said my dick was inadequate told me it easnt that foreplay wasnt enough or she didnt get satisfaction from that. Its that she still wanted some form of satisfaction from the actual sex, or penetration, which she didnt feel like she apparently got from me.
Does anyone have a Doom 2 wad download?
Someone does.
>>27992199
it's against the rules to ask here, look for it online. Are you a newcomer to Doom?
no I've played doom a lot of times but only the console version. I just wanted to find a doom 2 wad link or some thing cause im not really sure where to look
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2016/04/20/ad-campaign-to-combat-disrespect-to-women.html
>government spends $70 million on ad: "Violence against women: Australia says no"
>years pass
>hamsters finally realize there's actually no violence against women in Australia
>oh no wat do
>government solution: spend $30 million extra on new ad: "Disrespect to women: Australia says no"
>free hotline set up: 1800 RESPECT
>government literally assumes that women deserve respect for having vagina
>and that men are the scum of the earth if they don't respect women for having a vagina
>mfw the PC liberal government is literally the most sexist institution in Australia
replies, not even one
>>27992586
bad luck anon maybe the people on the other end of the number can help
>>27992049
Australia is going downhill, but it's still one of the only countries where making a slightly edgy joke won't have people looking at you like you're a mass murderer.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/do-genes-time-one-s-loss-of-virginity/
>researchers at the University of Cambridge estimate that genetics can explain about a quarter of the difference in the likelihood that an individual will have sex relatively early or wait to start.
>A person's age at the onset of sexual behavior matters, because early sexuality and becoming a parent at a young age are linked to many measures of health and economic success. "If you look in [scientific] literature, relatively early ages at first sex and first birth have been associated with lower educational achievement, poorer physical health, poorer mental health - a complex web of negative stuff," says John Perry, a geneticist at Cambridge who led the research, published Monday in Nature Genetics.
>>27992018
Never heard of a woman who wanted a male virgin. and I'm pretty sure their biological urges help them find the best genetics.
we wuz genetically superior
>>27992018
>If you look in [scientific] literature, relatively early ages at first sex and first birth have been associated with lower educational achievement, poorer physical health, poorer mental health
And then they found /r9k/.
Last thread I'm making and never returning.
I'll be dumping what I saved throughout the years.
I need to get my shit together. Too many clean roasties out there for the plucking
It's good that I'm not a manlet. I'll actually have a shot at this.
Need to delete everything that doesn't help me move forward.
>look up childhood best friend
>she literally looks like a model
>tfw just a mentally ill loser
Pic related, left is her.
>>27991975
>had a crush on this chick
>everyone laughed and said she's ugly
>shortly after highschool she somehow transformed into an 8/10
>She dates nerdy white guy for a while until suddenly she breaks up
>immediately starts dating way better looking people
Once she realized her actual potential and moved up.
>>27992004
And we're still losers. This doesn't feel nice.
>>27992037
Speak for yourself senpai. I wouldn't consider myself a loser. A loner, sure. But not a loser
> tfw I just realized not even my best friend or family initiated a conversation with me.
Holy...shit, I just now realized this.
Not a single person in my life has ever initiated a conversation with me.
Unless it was about homework being overdue or bills to pay or something like that.
Is this normal? I am seriously thinking about deleting my entire friendlist.
I talk to people very often but I initiate every conversation.
I just realized something similar yesterday, that with my 'friends' I'm the only one that initiates hanging out or doing anything, at least 99% of the time anyway. Balls.
>>27992198
I just wiped my entire contacts on skype and my steam friendlist.
I'll never talk to them again, I know they have busy lives and all that other bullshit but seriously fuck that shit.
I know they spend their days constantly talking to their friends, but I'm sure their friends don't have to initiate everything.
It feels like they're our friends, but we're not their friends
Post music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A-hqZf7xQs
>>27991890
My current jammo rammo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPLzSLXVRKw
>>27991890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--7bemJNeG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgXxDFvfdhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCLalLXHP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmZu6kCa_g
>>27992085
Thanks for the music. Always like hearing more Nujabes.
