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>tfw attracted to dogs
>>27987164
m or f
also, greentext pls
>>27987164
drink paint thinner you furry faggot
>>27987320
f :( i'm so embarrassing
Will a headshot from a .22 rifle kill me?
I'm ready to be done but I dont wanna become a potato.
I'd definitely go for a bigger caliber.
In the mouth severing your brain stem
>>27987139
i dont have access to a higher caliber
>>27987120
I heard of a guy using a .22 caliber pistol to kill himself and the bullet never even exited his head
>Ancap walks into my office
>says America is "corporatist, not capitalist"
>says communism can't work because muh human nature
>says welfare is unethical
>asks for antidepressants
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
You're getting there, but the lines of backstory must relate to and give reason for whatever the patient is requesting. Normally I set them out as points the patient is making to Shipman. For example
>tells me he "wants all normies to die"
>starts shouting "beta uprising now"
>he starts screeching
>wants me to give him a reason to let me live
>give him a lethal dose of norphone instead
Also, your second last line should be more like
>wants me to give him X
Apart from that you did good
>>27987217
>>27987020
Indeed, I would phrase this general story as
>Ancap comes into the surgery
>Starts prattling on about politics
>Says America is "corporatist not capitalist"
>Wants me to give him Anti-Depressants
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>man with terminal cancer comes into my office
>he's in immense pain
>asks for a lethal dose of morphine
>give him a bottle of sugar pills instead
Who else don't kill themselves just because they don't wanna hurt their family?
>>27987010
There is so much I want to do, if only I didn't love my family so much.
>The day my parents die, I'm fucking starting a country, just watch me
>>27987010
Whenever I feel suicidal I think about my mother finding my dead body and see her crying, that usually keeps the thought of actually doing it out of my head. I barely have a relationship with her but I don't want to put her through that, this is also assuming she cares that much.
>>27987010
Yep. Mmaybe the antidepressants will help once i get them.
>We'll play again some other day Anon,I promise.But I have to go to Another country to visit my Uncle and Aunt,Be back soon!
>Last online: 483 days ago
>>27986966
killed himself, sorry anon
Damn, this always gets me right in the feels.
>>27986966
uncle probably got drunk and beat the hell out of em.
soz.
Will there ever be a cure for the micropenis?
>>27986946
you can get surgery to lengthen it
i'm not joking
why do richard dawkins, black science man and sam harris think that they know what they're talking about when it comes to anything except their actual science stuff?
>>27988196
They don't. It's that they want knowledge to be constantly criticized and advanced. Religion can't do that.
This question came up my mind yesterday /r9k/
I'm pretty sure that i'm gonna have a shit ton of hate brought upon me because i'm pretty much a normie but let me ask you this question
How the fuck do hopeless people deal with life?How does it feel knowing that they're never going to get a girl love them or crave them?
I'm asking this because most of my friends that we hang out are 20yo khvs,isn't that weird as fuck?They are literally /r9k/ the friends group
Some of them are fat,smelly,ugly or all of the above,they never had a gf nor will do(well,in the close future)
I'm normal looking but i try to become better all the time and feel better with myself,i also take care of it
Did these guys just abandon all hope?
>>27986938
We usually either develop interesting or loveable personalities to compensate or we just keep stuffing our faces and retreat into ourselves.
>>27986938
Yes, all hope is abandoned. We have to rely on many forms of escapism.
Justifying the lack of female relationships isn't hard, though. Especially in today's fucked up society where men literally are risking their entire lives trusting a woman in marriage, kids, etc...
I lock myself in my apartment and refuse to go outside
RESPONSIBILITY'S COOL, BUT THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE
>BUT THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE
cmon
LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK
RODE ALL FUCKIN NIGHT.
Stop posting ahegaos, I'm trying to calm my dick down.
why don't you pump your cock?
because if your pic is related I want nothing to do with that trash.
Goatse's house must have smelled terrible.
What are the benefits of it?
Post your favorite animal and why you like them.
>super fluffy
>loops like a kittycat but I'd canine. Basically a trap.
>solitary, clever and hated. Is a rboot with fluffy
>>27986733
>is basically a trap.
That's enough internet for today.
>>27986733
can you fuck it tho
mosquitoes are pretty cool, they spread diseases and annoy the shit out of normies
they're like the ultimate smug face in the history of the world
How do you pronounce "Australia?"
Phonetically, it sounds something like "Prison"
"shit posters"
stray-uh
>be wagie
>can't sleep at night
>drive around a bit at like 2am, stop in empty parking lot to have a cigarette
>some other car pulls in
>cute short white girl gets out hugging her ipad, comes over and leans on me for like 3 minutes. Neither of us talk
>leaves
What happened
>>27986618
you had a dream.
She stuck a tracking device on the bottom of your car and as we speak you are being listened to and being viewed by a satelite. Tomorrow, a black car will past infront of your house at this exact time and throw a strange crumbled paper at you. Once you read this, go to http://fksd3djss43dkghej.onion/ and input the numbers, you will be prompted to go to your local walmart and break into the camera room, there you will find another letter with the coordinates to a location known as wrangel island. Go there by plane and once you find the peak of the island, there will be a metallic door, and the rest of the journey will be up to you...
>>27986618
Nothing happened. Including any of this story, it's bullshit. Well maybe you drove around alone for a bit, I'll concede that.
Who /manic/ here?
I feel fucking amazing. Nothing can stop me. I just made plans with a qt girl to go eat somewhere tonight.
>>27986594
Is your mania from being bipolar?
>>27986594
enjoy the crash and resulting anxiety where you cancel or weird her out to where she cancels and following depression
Wish I was. I'm depressed. I know how to trigger my mania but am so depressed That i cant get out of bed to do it.
Is there a more robot animal than a tapir?
>>27986588
wtf happened to that hippo
Horses and elephants were never meant to breed with each other.
>>27986588
lonesome george or whats his name
anyone here eat spuds?
Potatoes are tight. You can replace all your junk food with sweet potatoes and baked potatoes and be happy. Most people anyway.
>work in a bar in the kitchen
>have to julienne potatoes for frying purposes
>keep popping raw fries into my mouth
>everyone around me is disgusted
When I'm home I'll just bite into a potato like an apple, I don't understand why everyone hates it.
>>27986372
Fuck yeah bro. I slice them real thin, then saute that shit in a pan with some olive oil, butter, and garlic til it's nice and crispy.
![tapir[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E3R5OIh.jpg "tapir[1]")
