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*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Hope you like being butt smothered!
>>27983756
I would kick the fuck out of that ass with my steel toe boots if someone did that to me.
>>27983778
>steel toe boots
literally autism boots
Yessss, I've been waiting for this thread. Post huge fart filled booty!
What are some fun things a NEET can do with his free time that don't require leaving the house or spending money?
video games
movies
masturbate
sniff your sisters socks
listen to music
troll the babestation babes (though this requires money)
loads of stuff m9
>>27983713
Troll the babestation "babes" hahahahaha
Scotland here, Glad I'm not the only person who does this
>>27983684
I jerk off to traps
Mame tendies and eat
Fap
Play games
Shit post 24/7 here
Camwhore to gay old men
Who else /alcoholic/ here?
It's policy to deny you're an alcoholic, but yeah I'm probably there. Hell, I'm pretty wasted right now. Just keep on drinking until everything's OK. Of all the drugs in the world, there's nothing quite like alcohol for your main standby. And it's legal too, so that's not bad either. Fuck, the cravings though.
checking in, wish i never started but cannot seem to quit
want to go back to just being a DUDE WEED LMAO stoner to be honest but that only last a couple of days then i'm back at the liquor store to get vodka to get really fucked up
>>27983851
It's kind of nice at times, but yeah weed is not enough. I plan to stay comfortably drunk for the remainder of what will probably be quite a short life. I'm enjoying it actually, for the first time in years, and trying all kinds of new alcoholic beverages. There's such an amazing variety out there. I had some tequila recently, and though it's an acquired taste it works for when you don't want to waste the good stuff. What's your favorite vodka? I should pick some up.
Are your parents ugly? Do you wonder why they had you?
pic related, the girls mom on the left.
>>27983546
she looks like a stupid fucking stacy
>>27983617
huh, your mom?
My parents are shitskins, yes I do.
A. Send all the Blacks and Muslims back to their homelands.
B. A cute girlfriend.
>>27983526
A, then my loneliness wouldn't be so meaningless.
>>27983526
Very hard decision but I say B.
A wont solve the problems we have with our politicans
>>27983526
A. I can live without a cute girlfriend if I have the opportunity to make Europe great again
What's stopping you from losing virginity robots?
Me, I've lived with gyno since I was 12 and I'm not even fat.
Let's see them anon.
>>27983484
I got gyno, I got a small dick, I'm shy as fuck and more excuses.
Small dick. I literally had a girl on top of me begging to get fucked but couldn't get hard and was to nervous to take my pants off.
How do you feel about being totally unaware that you have loved boypussy from the start?
It is all in the videogames, look, Mario is a fat plumber with a moustache, so the camera moves around him a lot in Super Mario 64. But for Zelda: Ocarina of Time Shigeru Miyamoto was like:
>hey, how about we make Link a twink!
>Give hom so hot feminine features!
>Get him in some white stockings!
>Put a green skirt on that young Link!
What about pants, Miyamoto?
>Fuck that shit, you give that underage kid some boots!
Will we make the camera like in Supri Mario?
>NOOOO NOOOO, GOD NOOOO!... NOOOOO!
>Take that camera and put it on his ass
>ALL THE TIME
>I WANNA SEE THAT BOIPUSSY
>FUCK THE SPEED UP SO HE HAS TO ROLL ALL THE TIME!
>ITS WHAT EVERYONE WANTS
>ITS WHAT GOD INTENDED
>LEGEND OF BOIPUSSY!!!!
>>27983479
I'm okay with this.
oregananano
Yeah when I was a horny teen and played super smash bros melee I'd always use young link and paused a lot just to see link in that qt skirt in a bunch of different positions
>>27983479
tfw never will hug link in your arms
Ultimate happiness is unatainable before VR gets real
>just had a wank
>forgot my cat was in the room the whole time
>>27983453
Your relationship with your cats will never be the same.
Creeeepy. Do you think pets have any idea what is going on?
>>27983517
Maybe if they're nekos
Yo, can we get a self-improvement thread started. We don't want to all be robots forever. I'll start.
>Made a girl laugh.
> Asked her stuff and she replied casually.
Anyone got any advice on how to approach and have a conversation with women? Like what to talk about, what to start the conversation from?
I have the looks just seem socially retarded sometimes. Solely because of that I have great problems getting to know women. Literally all the females in my social circle are the ones I knew since childhood/got introduced to by friends/have to see daily as I have no choice. I wanna learn how to get to know girls that are literally not connected to me in any way.
>>27983678
First off, get posture to go good, not sperg out there but firm. After that I would ask what they are doing. Women generally love to talk about themselves. Ask them a couple questions and relate about every 3rd to a situation you have been in.
A good thing to do is people watch. Watch if she acts like she knows people around before or not. If not, bash some loud enough for her to here as an intro, then ask her what she thinks.
If she doesn't join to that, she's not interested.
I have had 2 girls have crushes on me.
One is an autist with a boyfriend who I'm close friends with and the other is an actual psychopath slut who fucked everyone I know and carries a serrated knife everywhere.
But STILL
Can we get a tumblr/women/feminism hate thread? I know you always see these threads but I just realized my folder is empty.
hating feminists is a normie thing now. why don't we just all become feminists and the normies wont want to be on our board anymore?
>>27983424
>being so preoccupied with women and feminists that you need to have a whole folder of memes and pictures about them.
You're like the weird cousin of vegans and atheists. No wonder normie shitheads on youtube have built their entire career out of making TOP 10 REASON WHY FEMINAZIS ARE DUMB videos
>>27983445
im not willing to accept that cancerous lifestyle just to be rid of normies.
of course, getting rid of normies would be a good thing, but at what cost?
plus, if we have another website full of feminists, this would just be Tumblr 2.0
>>27983487
I just want some examples of these kind responding wildly to a harmless comment to send to my friend, it's not like I've dedicated a folder to it despite what i said. I've never even heard of those videos you mention.
... grabbing half of the apples randomly out of a sack and stating they are rotten, whilst the other half is not.
>>27983417
What if all those apples have had a dozen worms inside them, genius? What then?
Enjoy your wormy apples.
>>27983417
I'm never biting into an apple again, nerd
>>27983417
But it's not. Female hypergamy is real.
>It's an Eliza cucks her orbiters episode
https://youtu.be/oUeJFxX32c0
Wow these faggots were actually watching a 15 year old transsexual brush its teeth.
>"worst waifu"
>shes smart and funny
>likes anime and video games
>she makes loads of original content
>has new videos almost daily
>gives viewers what they want (feet pics, etc)
>has skype orbiter group for all her fans to participate
>nice body, cute face, good personality
face it, shes the best
>>27983515
>Desperate redditor cuck is so denial about a shitty attetionwhore
Pathetic
New Dickrate thread?
>>27983274
Here's my masterblaster from a better angle.
What in the world did you do to yourself, you poor creature?
>>27983274
Even if that's not actually you, can you post some more pictures? Genuinely interested in seeing more of this strange cock
Why is it that black bots feel the need to have threads dedicated to them?
I see no asian bot or spic bot threads.
The fact that the tyrones think they are so special that they need this proves they are just normies tryingto get attention.
>>27983222
>I see no asian bot or spic bot threads.
Lurk moar.
>>27983250
no you
they are extremley rare
This. There is something painfully cringe inducing about shit like "blackbot here" "blacknon present" "as a black guy".
and i'm saying this as a 100% african nigbot, that kind of tokenism on 4chan is just pathetic tbhm8.
Hey anons. A nice stacy in my project group messaged me saying a mark is up. Which is really weird because I always have to initiate the convo's with her. Maybe she's trying to be nice?? I have told here before that I don't know anyone from class, so maybe she messaged me because of that? Should I ask her why?
>>27983141
Wait an hour or so, then text back "Thanks."
That's it.
>>27983750
Thanks for the reply. We've already chatted a bit (6 messages) and closed our conversation nicely I think. I'm just wondering why she decided to message me.
My question is should I ask her why or just leave it as is? Can I expect here to start another conversation, or was this just a one-time thing? Does she expect me to message her next?
She'll never be my gf so I just want us to be friends.
>>27983829
Just wrap it up in a single text you autismo
