I need your feedback, robots.
What is the robot perspective on dating girls who were only children? And maybe someone who has experience with this can tell me about them? And what are the stereotypes?
For the purpose of this thread, assume this girl is also 18 and a virgin.
>dating
If by dating you mean playing video games in the basement and ordering take out, hell yeah.
>tfw low energy borelord
Most only child girls are big princesses who's parents loved them too much for me to get along with them unless some tragedy struck making them too much of damaged goods for it to work out.
You want to date a middle sibling who has sisters (she can have brothers), older sibling if you're into that. Everything else is sub par. If you want a tomboy you want to date a youngest sibling with three plus brothers, maybe two.
But I wouldn't mess around with only siblings unless the ass is like pic related. Even then I wouldn't make it long term.
I dated an only child once. She was spoiled as fuck and didn't know how to do much for herself. She was also an attention whoring slut willing to do anything to get my attention. She did have huge tits which I like. It was pretty cash, but it got annoying pretty fast... all in all I wouldn't recommend, OP
Anons with gfs, share cute stories so us virgin robots can live vicariously through your feels
My girlfriend of 9 years is gonna leave me for some guy she doesn't even like just so she can live in Holland and have unspecified "opportunities".
Fuck you.
>>27986103
sorry to hear that m8, try to remember the good moments i guess
I just got married. Met and lived together for 2.5 years. We met at Halloween party and I got her number and made out with her that night. I took her on a date to a scenic mountain range for our first date, I was trying so hard to impress her I got a speeding ticket for going at 89 mph racing against a 599GTO in my 911 turbo(I was going well over 150 at times). We made out under the clear stars high in the mountains. we became steady after that. I would constantly tease her about her height or do other things to make her mad. She was afraid of mice and I started buying realistic...
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What are you living for currently?
I've been playing through all the halos (1-3, the real ones) recently. Almost done with 2 though and it's been like a week. Im gonna need some new ideas soon.
>>27985595
Nothing wrong with Reach
I'm a bit too comfortable to consider killing myself. I've not quite given up all hope yet.
>>27985609
Maybe so, but I never played it when I was younger so it doesn't give me that nostalgia
Katya is the prime waifu dream. Screw Rose.
I dare anybody here to post a superior waifu.
And do not say eliza because she is shit and is also a whoer
>>27985519
That's a man, huh.
Tfw I'll never make Katya pregnant with my seed.
>>27985519
LOOKS LIKE LOU HAS SHOWN HIS TRUE COLORS
Alright, one of you guys must be good at hacking right?
My PC doesn't have an SD card so I can't transfer info from my 3ds to my PC, but I really want a shiny Deoxys-A
Anyone willing to be kind enough to give it?
0576-8078-7521 - my friend code
>>27985466
There's SD to USB adapters, retard.
>>27985499
Yeah I know, but I do not have the time or the money
I bet the fine folkz at /vp/ could help. Which gen are you playing OP?
Hello 4chan XD
It a fellow dank memester
I was browsing le 9gag and saw hilarious green text stories and though I should start visiting le 4chan
Could you gentlemen give le "newfag" some advice
>>27985376
this shitpost is so blatant that it actually makes me sort of happy
rare Unity bump, friendo. At least it's not a fucking fembot shitpost or something.
>>27985376
almost certain this user is from canada
this here is hole guy
he is a new meme
Anyone else chew off the cotton from q-tips and then tickle the inside of your nose until you sneeze?
feels good man
>>27985255
Holy shit. I thought I'm the only one.
>>27985255
when i was a kid i used to use lego spears to do that
I recently learned you're NOT supposed to put those in your ears as they can puncture your eardrums. It even says on the box.
>tfw you're still a virgin if you use a condom
>tfw can't go bareback because modern women have been brainwashed by Jewish media to think that it's okay to kill your child to be able to get an art history degree and a job as a waitress at Applebees
>also a chance of getting some nasty disease because niggers and deviants are now in the sexual pool thanks to promiscuity
>can't go bareback because people like abortion
You dumb or something?
>still a Virginia if you use a condom
Quit Virginia shaming, it's a pretty ok state.
>tfw you're still a virgin if you use a condom
yeah, no.
>tfw when have a smoking fetish
>thinking about smoking cigarettes or qt girls smoking makes dick diamonds
>fantasize about smoking and masturbating all day
>don't even like smoking
>can't resist the urge
Am I doomed to become addicted to cigarettes? Any other robots with a smoking fetish? Tips on avoiding an addiction and getting rid of the smell after?
>tfw no qt smoker gf
>>27985175
Smoke outside without a shirt and your hair out of your face
Get it off your breath with some Yorks
Wash your face afterwards
>>27985175
>Smoking cigarettes
>2016
enjoy your lung cancer and dying before 50. Those girls may be cute now, but they'll look like meth addicts when they hit 30+.
>a girl will never breath, "Oh my God..." when she pulls out your dick
>just "Oh..."
Why is life so suffering, robros?
>>27985170
>Implying R9K isn't big dick central
Fatties gfto
>>27985170
yeah she will..."Oh My God, its microscopic!"
>>27985170
If your girl cares about penis size, you've got the wrong girl
I fingered my girlfriend and got a hand job today.
What did you get up to today robots?
it was kinda the last day of one of my classes so i was gonna ask a girl from the class for her phone number. Ended up getting stopped by a train and missing the class.
Probably just self-sabotaged myself into friendzone by adding her on facebook instead.
>>27985204
Sounds pretty bad my dude, do you think you could salvage it?
>>27985241
Probably not with my luck, friend. I'm glad your day was good though.
ITT: things normies do when they are in a group of 3 or more
>yell AAAYYYYY out the car window in traffic
>laugh, swear and yell AAAYYYYY in the supermarket to intimidate people
>stand next to their car, laughing, yelling and smoking cigs at 3am in a parking lot
>>27985105
>smoking at 3am in a parking lot
>normie
nice 1 retard. do the normies have tattoos all over their faces too?
>>27985105
The first one is so fucking annoying. Like, how small is your cock that you have to shout shit at pedestrians.
>blow kisses to their friends from across the room during a lecture to embarrass them
>get really touchy when you are trying to pick up a girl ( arm around shoulder, hand on thigh )
>grab eachothers dicks as a prank
Just move on faggots, there's nothing you can do to change her mind. You're just wasting your time
>implying I have a her
get out normie
>>27985137
>pretending she doesn't exist
even bigger waste of time sampey
>>27985157
You got me. But I'm not wasting any time on her. She hasn't spoken to me in almost 10 years. I just think about her occasionally, is all.
These memes are fucking stanky and danky boys this is the pinnacle of my life rapping about dank maymays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX-KD0td2Dg
>>27985091
Needs more memes son.
>>27985091
black chad is at it again!
>>27985287
I know amirite
>>27985303
thx for that son
Are all rich girls stacies by default?
>>27985014
no.
no way
I've seem hamplanets who come from rich ass families and as much as they want to be, they ain't stacies
>>27985014
Yes
Just like all white males living in the first world are Chads by default
>>27985014
reeeeeeee.
ree.
reeeee. reeeeeeeeeeeee. re. reeee. reeee.