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lm borred
>>27987577
kys u ugly fuck someone post his face
>>27987577
and I'm despondent.
at least you get dubs as your cake
Hi bored I'm dad
Is college the worst place for a robot to be?
My depression worsens by the day here.
Yes, college is a fucking meme
Whether you go or not, you're gonna end up wagecucking for the rest of your life, so you might as well save yourself the time and money and just drop out
Just tinder and bang some college girls bro. You'll feel better then
>>27987583
This. Life is so much easier since I've dropped out.
I mean, I'm poor, but I was always going to be spiritually poor anyway.
How do I approach women in public without seeming like one of those sociopath pick-up artists?
>>27987532
There's a reason why they say that guys that get women "have game" and that's because you're playing a game. Don't make your intentions obvious, thats unnecessary because they will assume you want to fuck them anyway. Just try to be laid back, and mention common interests if you can. Bike complaints about the venue, a casual but not creepy compliment, something like that. If she continued speaking to you from there just try to preserve the conversation naturally if she does not want to preserve the conversation from there you may as well just give up.
>>27987532
>approaching women in public
>>27987532
be attractive
that's the difference
NY Times: teen is accused of live streaming her friend being raped... well guys? anyone have the video?
Technically asking for child porn. The rules are the rules.
Read about her shitty legal defense earlier today. Hope they throw the fucking book at her. What a piece of shit.
she got "caught up in the likes"
Does it really matter who we elect for president?
Should I even bother voting?
>>27987434
I GOT NO ATTENTION MAN
>>27987434
http://culturewars.com/2014/Sin.htm
If you pull back far enough nothing really matters. You just have to decide where you allocate the precious little energy you possess before you die and it slips back into the aether.
>maximum file size is 2mb
How am I supposed to upload all my Eliza vids? fuck this gay board
fuck that hoe
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>>27987422
reminder that brien has raped her
>>27987422
its her birthday tomorrow. i hope r9k does something special for her. the whole board should be dedicated to eliza tomrrow
What did women ever do to you to make you hate them so?
>>27987340
they should have given me a pitty fuck when i was 7
>>27987340
hate me so
they lived their lives
does it actually get better?
or do people just say that so you won't go crazy and kill yourself?
>>27987325
Yea you just have to beeee yourself
>>27987325
Normies just say it to appear nice, but they don't really mean it. Deep down they despise you and feel sorry for you.
Getting better is completely dependent on yourself and nobody else. If you stay inert, which is exactly what depression does, it never gets better.
>>27987325
life is what you make it, meaning no external happiness
> its your choice to be happy its internal
thats life its not really special
I have made a video I would like to share with you. It is a candid look into my life the previous year. I hope you enjoy.
PISS
https://youtu.be/ALS2yKz7SN4
Always be responsible when disposing of your piss bottles.
>>27987312
you are mentally ill, yeah?
top fucking lad i wanna be your friend
>your waifu barges into your room wielding M1 Garand
>"DO 50 SQUATS RIGHT NOW ANON"
What do you do?
>>27987272
let her shoot me because I don't watch anime and I want to die
>>27987272
If we're doimg that many reps, give me a bar loaded up with 225lbs baby.
50 squats because thats not that difficult.
So, OK, anon, I was gangbanged when I was 19, but everyone makes mistakes. I mean, you've made mistakes right?
>>27987242
that girl is cute as fuck i hope she didnt really get gangbanged. only i should be able to defile her
Yes I have, but I keep those mistakes to myself.
But It feel nice that you feel comfortable enough to share such personal information with me. No matter how dark your past or grim the future looks, as long as you treat me right you have a friend in me.
LOL SEE YA SLUT
it's the only proper response
>Tfw you dick is too small for deep throating
Oh god why, why.
>>27987212
>tfw your dick is too big for blowjobs because their jaws get tired easily.
>tfw blowjobs are the thing you love most
>Tfw you got a huge member but women don't like you
>>27987267
This, there's no point in having a big dick if you'll never get to use it.
pic related, my omegle gf
>cancer sticks
>2016
faggot
>>27987221
tfw experience true love for the first time in my life and your words can't hurt me
she said i could have her boyfriend
/trv/ is useless so far, so perhaps you robots can help. even though it's a named island, searching the name brings up nothing. it's off of finland's coast.
>>27987193
What the fuck do you mean rediscover?
>>27987224
This.
What do you even want OP?
You know its name, location,and even have a pic of it.
>>27987224
i said that because i can't find any info about this island. it is as if it has been forgotten. also it's just a ridiculous title don't read into it so damn much.
There's this black girl in my class that is equally as autistic as I am.
>likes anime
>wears same clothing Everyday
>have dumbass conversations
>hates everyone in the class
>sometimes calls me skitties
She also has a nice 6/10 body,backfires after I call her Halle Berry or Catwoman.
How do I ask her out familo?
>>27987170
Think of the most autistic thing you've ever done. Now instead of doing that DO SOMETHING TEN TIMES WORSE.
>>27987170
awww sooo cuuute<3
I'm glad this isn't original
>>27987198
>Buy a legit catwomen costume
>tell her "your gonna need this for the prison showers Halle Berry."
>stand there.
