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>are you ok anon? you always look so tired...
>>27991131
Yeah, I'm tired of banging all that pussy everyday
I would always say I was just tired when anyone asked if I was okay like wtf else am I supposed to say...That i'm so depressed that I want to die.
I've stopped saying "good" when people ask me "how's it going?" and instead just say "not badly today"
When did you realize 99% of anime is pure, unwatchable trash?
pic unrelated, was pretty good
>>27991111
>considers this shit good
>>27991111
I think it was 5 seconds into rosario vampire, moe/fanservice shit needs to be burned
earlier this year. Just ended up watching yaoi all the time instead.
Who /love candy and pastries/ here?
>inb4 overweight
I'm actually losing weight right now because I'm not eating a lot, but I'm still eating candy.
Ilove candy and sweets, cookies, cinnamon buns, coffee cake, danishes, donuts, sweet breads, sour patch kids, nerds, swedish fish, red hotz, sour gummy worms, gummy bears
I also used to pay a visit to Dylan's Candy Shop as a kid.
I love fudge. Good, high quality fudge. God I eat that shit forever and never get tired of it.
I just made and devoured this cake by myself
fml
>>27991179
What's it made of?
So its been a month and a half, since my interview at a retail place, and they still didnt call. I called 4 times and asked they keep saying they didnt fill the position yet but I feel they are lying to me. Wat do?
>>27991051
>I called 4 times and asked
Ha ha, you're definitely not getting it now.
You look like a crazy person.
>>27991051
>retail
They have hiring sprees once every few months, usually 4-6, so they can pick the best of the best. They can afford this because millions of people are willing to accept breadcrumbs.
Sorry anon, but you didn't get the job. I know the feels too well, and it sucks, but you have to keep applying at many other places at all times, unless you have someone who can plug you in somewhere.
I'm under the firm belief that there's a point in your life where it's too late for anything to matter.
That means, even if you make lots of money and even if you lose your virginity and get a GF.
There comes a point in life where you go so long as a robot you become permanently jaded.
You'll never be able to leave that world once you fully learn to cope with being a worthless subhuman.
I have reached that point, I'm going to suicide eventually even though all my life dreams are coming true.
I get no satisfaction now, and if only these things came into my life sooner I would've lived a happy life.
What age do robots think the deadline is for turning your life around without being mentally fucked forever?
>>27990946
Please call this number:1 (800) 273-8255
Orignalo comentarino
>>27990986
You should seek treatment for the level of autism you have.
>>27991040
U mad, bro? It's ok, go suck yo daddy's cock now
>be insanely socially awkward, even online
>pluck up the courage to add people from here on skype
>talk to them all every day
>yaygoinggr8.png
>after a few days, they one by one start to delete/block you
>tfw you thought you were getting on well and don't know what you did wrong
pls tell me why before you delete me from your life
>>27990883
>pls tell me why before you delete me from your life
I never asked for these feels.
>not using hellotalk
foreign friends are best desu. they just want to learn english so the fact that you can speak english fluently is enough for them to want to continue talking to you.
pic related, a kazakh beauty i talk to all the time
Post your Steam and I will add you.
I want to fuck a fat woman so bad, they look so fuck to have sex with
They are pretty disgusting lays familiar, would not recommend it as a first time thing.
>>27990808
This. From behind it's not so bad.
>>27990918
I would imagine since fatties have a hard time wiping that it would reek of shit.
Would women rather date a man taller than her but is lanky, or a man who is as tall as her/shorter than her but buffed?
>>27990733
what do you think lmao
>>27990990
I don't know, I'm not a woman.
>>27990733
>posting that picture and not expecting everyone to focus on it instead of your question
>tfw even if you could rewind time you still wouldn't have the balls to talk to a girl
I dun have that much trouble talking to girls, it's the sheer effort that makes me give up. U can talk for hours, but as soon as u stop initiating or continuing the conversation they dun talk back. Fuck them.
>>27990763
Women are self absorbed. Ask questions about them. Then they will be the ones talking. Nod your head and act like you care.
>>27990703
I never had problem talking to girls or asking them out, I had problem with preventing them from rejecting me.
How does this image make you feel, /r9k/?
aroused, famalamadingdong
i want to hug that 2u and feed her cookies
not too many cookies, of course, as we wouldn't want a fattie youkai
>>27990670
PLEASE BE A GIRL
PLEASE BE A GIRL
PLEASE BE A GIRL
PLEASE BE A GIRL
Make me happy
>>27990647
Within a few decades, you, and everyone you've ever known, will cease to exist.
>>27990674
Oh goodie...
Still ain't happy
who else has autistic hobbies?
I like to dress up like a ninja and climb trees.
>pic related
from earlier today
>>27990616
I play Yugioh and cRPGs
>>27990658
>cRPGs
whats that?
>>27990616
why no shoes hippy?
>AYYY ANON
>Ayyy anon Lmao
>Ayy... lmao...
>Ayy *pppfffPPPPRRRRRBBBBRRRAAPPPP* *pap* *PAP* *pffff....*
>haha now that's what I call a close encounter of the TURD kind lmao
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
>>27990599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tGxcxUeamZ
Damnit no more subway.
>>27990599
Ayy that one was clever *PRRRRRRRT* how long did it take for you to come up with it
Who here loves to rub their hand on their sweaty scrotum and then smell their hand?
It just smells so fucking good....
>>27990584
I thought I was the only one. Strange smell to describe
>>27991262
Clean vagina smells similar but 10000000000x better
Is there any nut sack cologne commercially available?
>tfw no girl to tease me and call me names and torture me affectionately
Why is everyone who's into femdom also into humiliation?
>>27990754
>he doesn't enjoy being bullied
>he doesn't enjoy switching and bullying her
>>27990754
through the power of availability heuristic, i assert this not to be the case
