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>tfw no antediluvian bf
i'll make your pussy diluvian, grrl
>antediluvian
>before the flood
>atlantis is rumored to be buried in the ocean
this is hatsune miku
she is the domino's pizza girl
I really like domino's
and I like Miku!
her hobby is singing
>recent got tinnitus
>struggling to justify living
>looking up how other people cope with it
>boston marathon bombing survivors
>guy lost 90% of hearing and it's 8 times as worse as what I have
>Tsarnaev's attack caused a huge boost in research, treatment, and awareness
>learning this for some reason made me feel at ease and made the ringing fade temporarily
Holy shit, I never realized that this guy would become my savior 3 years later. I'm not saying I'd do anything or telling anyone else to do anything but holy shit it would be incredible for tinnitus treatment if more bombings happened. If ISIS did planned consecutive bombings and ruined the hearing of thousands of people I would at least feel at ease to be surrounded by more people like myself. It's also the most humbling thing, it'll humble anyone after the initial breaking in of their psyche to know there is no escape, there will never be true peace. I've got my fingers crossed, please.
>>27994539
lmfao you crack me up anon
>>27994566
Humor aside it causes a massive boost to medical research when attacks happen, if more reach people get blown to shit but still live to know the hell of the ringing then things will only get better. More rich people should be blown up by not me and I'm not saying do that either.
>>27994611
I would like to congratulate us on our dubs. hope your ears get better
Why don't robots get scat fetishist GFs? Surely no one else wants them, so if you're willing to eat their shit, you're all good.
This little angel could be yours robots
That could be your hand.
>open up anon, take a bite and next time I'll let you eat it right from the source
Why do women consider this attractive?
160 000 000 (one hundred milion) dollar.
no idea
kmkkm
>>27994493
this guy is 10x more attractive though and he doesn't get nearly as much love.
Maybe looks don't matter as much as we think?
Have you NEETs ever had to suck cock for money?
>>27994476
>had to
no
But to be honest ive posted multiple ads on craiglist looking to suck off dudes for tips. more of a thing i do when im horny and want to let out my pent up gayness.
never actually met anyone either because they are all old dudes, or stop replying.
i just post adds, and sit on them
one of these days i ought to try it
terrified of catching diseases tho.
wonder if i could sell my virgin boipussy with ease and how much its worth
god im a piece of shit
>>27994673
>>27994476
samefag
faggos get out
>>27994673
It'll be more valuable the younger you are
>doctor asks me if I have thoughts of self harm
>want to put a shotgun to my head at every waking moment
>say no
who /mizchief/ here
>>27994467
Fair enough.
What are you waiting for?
>>27994467
you dont have to lie
they wont force you into a mad house
they just wanna help you
you could get free public health therapy
>>27994541
>they wont force you into a mad house
>implying
Would you say I'm bad looking? Am I in a awkward stage? Should I grow out my hair into a big boy style?
p.s I'm trying to get with this qt in my anime club...kinda looks like Geddy Lee
Anon, how old are you? You look 9.
>>27994437
I am about to turn 19
>>27994437
Why would you even mention that, you really think he hasn't heard something like that before
Hello, I'm in need of some assistance here.
As long as I can remember, I've had a problem with daydreaming. Now, I'm sure most of you are probably thinking that it's just regular daydreaming, but it gets a lot worse than that.
Ever since I was a child, I would have extensive fantasies that would often replace human interaction. I'll commonly create alternate worlds in my mind, or idealized versions of myself and my existence or circumstances; they're very elaborate and often comparable to movies or novels.
Often times I'll whisper, talk, make facial expressions and shake some type of object in my hand when I'm having these daydreams. As a child I had a Woody toy that I used for these daydreams, and I would shake his arm like a maniac while having these daydreams. It got so bad that I accidentally ripped off his arm at one point and had my mother sow it back together.
I'm a 20-year old male now and I still have these fantasies and daydreams, and they haven't lessened at all. I did some research and apparently it's called "Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder" and most likely stems from childhood trauma. I also suffer from major depressive disorder and social anxiety disorder.
Does anyone else here experience this on a day-to-day basis? How do I go about quitting it? It's such an addiction to be able to escape this reality and enter another one; it really interferes with my life.
Picture related.
>>27994384
Do you have to assign a disorder to it? I did the same thing, though I don't think I violently shook things while in a daze.
It was comfy. I was a small-town girl living in a desolate oceanside community, a Chinese general constantly warring, a full-time space colonizer, or basically an anything that wasn't actually me. Some were more mundane than others. Maybe you had it worse than me, but I could essentially shut each individual daydream like a book and resume later on, though I built on these daily and they lasted for months to years at a time. I didn't have a lot of friends either, and the daydreaming really interfered with my daily life. I never took notes in class, rarely did homework, and spent several hours in bed "dedicated" to these fantasies.
Honestly, I was at my happiest during this time. It felt like a part of me was alive and thriving, even if it wasn't real. I was always somewhere else, always doing something, always talking to someone.
I'm also 20, though my daydreams disappeared sometime after I started university. I don't really think anymore. Honestly, I have no idea what even goes on in my head. It feels kind of empty in there.
>>27994384
Wish I could help. My ex used to have it and her brother had it to some degree while we were together.
>>27994384
I do.
To this day. Though I consider it a coping mechanism, and not a disorder.
Since INTP have their own thread why not us
Let's discuss ideas feelings etc pretty much like the other thread
The test:
https://www.16personalities.com
>>27994363
That's a cute meme.
I'm reading some sylvia plath right now.
this is now a ENFP thread
>>27994400
it's a non autist thread pls go
Business.
Man.
Why not.
Repent.
Acquaintance.
Always.
Growing.
Never.
Ending.
>tfw casually think about commiting suicide all the time
I've been doing that for years but unless you actually start to make real concrete plans it's meaningless
For anyone whos ever played kotor doesnt mussolini look like darth malak? i just realized
You need to chillax bruh.
>be 8 y.o imagining bright future being married with wife and kids like my parents relationship
>now a 28 y.o Kissless handholdless hugless talkless facebookless instagramless socialmedialess carless driverslicenseless jobless friendless virgin
Im dead inside
>>27994198
You're a fag if those we're your 8yo aspirations.
>>27994198
>facebookless
>instagramless
>socialmedialess
How are those problems? Just create accounts.
>>27994224
Why bother without friends
It's habbeding
Usually I get out of bed because I look forward to things such as
>buy groceries
>look at hardware online
>vidya
>animu
>shitposting
>cowtits
But the past two days I didn't get up. I woke up, I felt awake, but I just stayed in bed. Today I got up because I don't have any food left but I already feel like lying down again. Having a headache too. Can depressionbots chime in on this? Is this it?
Chime in on what? Yes this is normal for a maniclly depressed person.
>>27994193
I never considered myself "depressed" because I didn't experience any of this "activities bring no joy anymore" etc. I also never have trouble getting out of bed. This week it's different, I'm even losing appetite. So I wanted to hear some stories.
Apart from working in my wagie job I lie in bed and hate myself.
Last night I was meant to work but literally lay I'm bed contemplating killing myself all night.
Manager tried phoning me but phone was off.
So on top of being depressed. I'm probably fired too. Yay.
I'm 6 feet, have a 7 inch dick and a 3/10 face
Am I a robot? Has genes fucked me?
You can't be a robot if you are taller than 5'6. Fuck off failed normie lanket. You don't fit in anywhere, especially not here.
>short
>small dick
>ugly
>>27994138
>a 3/10 face
Yes, that is what matters.
I feel sad and want to cry but i can't? It feels like I need to sneeze you know? What's wrong with me?
>>27994093
>Crystal Sharts
That game is awful
>>27994093
You have a subconscious mental block that tells you if you cry, you will never respect yourself ever again.
>>27994178
But my masculinity isn't fragile
![dzhokhar-tsarnaev-1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G3IWmao.jpg "dzhokhar-tsarnaev-1024[1]")
