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How true is this actually, Robots?
not true at all
and if a girl sent me the top message i wouldn't be interested either
>>27994073
I find this post quite damn true.>>27994104
It's as important to be somewhat intrigueing or simply, not generic.
Balance is the key, and then You just sway around to make things more interesting.
That's too in order see what kind of a person you're dealing with, get to know them and find out what gets them going, simply what kind of folk are they.
Sure, You shouldn't go wild, but after You get the first visions of who You're dealing with, if Thou willst so, melt the first ice.
I think folks enjoy being showed affection, so a bit of tease there, slight kindness or any sort of filrt might be nice.
Even once more, simple compliments might do miracles if You pair them with other displays of interest.
Thus if You're doing good so far, leaving them yearning for more or constant and proper company does quite well.
The most important thing is to as mentioned get to know the person, if You're in a safe position it's okay to take a few risks just to see what works and what not.
And then at last use that to Your adventage to deepen the relationship, on the other hand, really, don't force Yourself into a relationship, that never works out well.
So You give certain people a chance, get to know them, see how they make You feel and how you return the favour, with that You take a couple of risks, and when You're certain You want to give Your relationship a try, make them feel special, with that nurture Your bond into something special too.
Afterall there's the saying that one's significant other is their very special someone. Afterall from all the people out there, one choses to be with the other and likewise.
Try it, make profiles on a dating site and fucking try it.
Trust me, it ends badly.
Fat fuck all my life till 20, got in great shape, buff etc. I was a huge fucking beta, girls used me and abused me even when I was in shape. Shit on me broke plans with me, made fun of me behind my back as a loser.
Try Zyzz shit and shit on women constantly back hand insults and shit. They swarm me, buy me things ben dover backwords.
Now, I am broken. I wouldnt get into a relationship if you paid me. Soon as I let my fucking wall down and they realize im this big nice guy I am fucked and hurt again.
yep no more for me dude
It's prom season, did you robots ever go to prom? What was it like?
>robot
>go to prom ever
Why?
>>28074163
no. prom is for chads and nu males
>>28074163
I was forced to go there.
Horrible wine, horrible food, horrible drunk people.
After 3 hours I had enought of social retardation, so I got up, told my parents I am leaving with or without them and walked away.
Best part is, nobody fucking even noticed I was gone.
What do NEETs do to avoid facing the guilt of being a leech and not contributing anything to society?
>>27994039
Escape to the anime and vidya world
>>27994039
let my wagecuck ovelords cum my face anytime they want
>>27994039
Escapism of any form that is capable of holding my attention.
Examples:
>browsing the internet for 12 hours a day
>playing video games
>watching pirated media
>drugs
>drinking tea or coffee
Should I acquire and consume meth?
I've tried cannabis and cocaine, and had a mildly pleasant reaction to both - 4/10 at best.
https://youtu.be/G7gwaBXRVG0
i'm back
>>27994033
yes. getting geeked is great for charging your JO crystal with your bros
Life doesn't feel worth living.
Why not have at least some fun.
What boards are you currently banned from and why?
oregano
/ck/
posted some secret sauce formula
>>27993972
None
Im a good anon right ?
/a/ /x/ /k/ /tv/ but I just change my ip every time or go on my laptop to shitpost there.
r9k i wanna share my experience i just had
>Go on backpages and see ad for this extremely hot blonde escort, ad says if its not her you dont have to pay a penny
>call her up, rate is 150/hr
>say ok, ill be at your hotel in 20min
>get there knock on the door, she opens the door
>she has a very nice body, huge fake tits and a big soft ass
>blond and blue eyes.....but shes old as fuck. like her face is wrinkly as fuck at least 50 years old, nothing like the pictures on the ad
>tell her she looks a little older and ask her how old she is
>she says 33 (total bullshit)
>she proceed to kiss me and undress me
>starts sucking dick
>i undress her and lick her tits and ass cheeks (her body actually looks surprising smooth, like a 20 year olds but face of a 50 year old)
>fuck her for like 30min but im too nervous and cant cum
>end up jerking off on her back to cum
>she asks me to give her her "gift" (the money)
>i ask her how much is it and she says one fiddy
>tell her but youre not the person on the ad and the ad says if its not her i dont have to pay a penny
>she gets pissed off and starts threatening to call the "person" from the agency
>i keep saying no and after like 5min i get kinda scared and tell her ill give her 50 bucks
>she says no and get even more pissed but eventually says fine and accepts the 50 bucks
>As I leave she says "but dont call me if you get beat up outside"
>i drive off fast as fuck
To my knowledge nobody followed me but its possible she got the plates and she has my number and possible my facebook from that.
How fucked am i r9k?
>>27993942
bamp
bloxxhyfd6uy
>licking a prostitute
>>27994041
when theres a fat ass in front of you, you just wanna dive in
its just instincts, man
You are all so stupid and immature
Nice spaceship, faggot
>>27993927
>wagecuck gets called out for being an idiot at work
>has no proper comeback
>wakes up crying in the early morning hours
>goes to 4chan /r9k/ to boost self esteem
>doesn't realize irony
that about right OP?
>>27993927
thanks for the virus OP
posting this from my vibrator
>tfw your previously normal levels of generalized misogyny have metastasized into deepseated contempt for each individual woman I have to interact with
>>27993871
More pictures like that one, pls
>>27993871
metastacied
I know that feel. The only women I don't hate are my mom and sisters.
>all women are either bisexual or gay
Is it true? How does it make you feel? I've known a few 'bisexual' girls (on the internet) and for some reason I always get really insecure and frustrated when they mention being with another girl and I imagine it. I guess because of how girls are pretty close to each other, the idea that they can be attracted to each other makes me feel like that. Am I the only one? What is wrong with me?
Discuss.
>>27993831
bump (extremely original)
>>27993831
you're jealous that you can't get to those levels of emotional intimacy (or at least, not in the same way they seem to be portrayed in your mind)
but you can, op. it takes time, care (care as I'm careful), and some openness in yourself. it's just a relationship like any other. it's not easier cause they're both girls, it just looks that way because of your cucked mind and imagination.
if everyone was turned into a qt lesbian overnight then 90% of the world's problems are fucking solved
14y old boys that look like they definitely become Chad in the future
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's a strange thing to get angry about
>>27993866
People are strange, bro.
>>27993829
I think the word you're looking for is "cute" but OK
>in a skype call with only steam friend
>get horny between games during a break and try to silently start fapping
>realize I'm making a lot of noise so I mute my mic
>"no, let me listen"
>>27993784
Did you let them listenlike a good boy?
>>27993834Do you know me?ore
>>27993929
No.Do you want me to?
>"RIBBIT GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND!"
>lol look anon I'm just like you!
>>27993732
Go take a BBC in the ass, you bitch.
Ayylmao lemme squirter on you with my tadpole
>>27993748
She already has and she liked it
It's waifu wednesday bots
>post you're waifu
here's some text to go with my post hiro you cuck
>he didn't post best girl
he's my waifu
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOjUSLel
Great place especially if you're into Toontown. :^)
no normies allowed naruto mask required
>>27993605
great another discord full of fucking normies and redditors, GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>tfw no gf for years
>tfw suddenly wild bisexual gf with piercings and dyed short hair 5 years younger than me
>>27993518
>bisexual
Cucked
>>27993518
she's going to make you reconsider ever dating again
>>27993518
Wow, you just ran onto those train tracks. Just fucking ignored every warning sign and red light.
