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>no there is no other one, I can't have any other one
>you are 18 year old girl who live in small city in Japan
>I wonder how you decorate your room, I wonder how you touch yourself-
>We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good
>>27995686
Yes.
Pinkerton is some robot shit.
>We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good
>first song is called tired of sex
ask 5 girls for the their numbers per day as a trail to see if i get any
>got about 4 this week
>can't choose which one i like the most
>went on my first date today
>phone is blowing the fuck up with other girls calling me
now im anxious im going to be caught cause where i live is a small town
having panic attack and acting dodgy in public and have paranoia
where did i fuck up robots
tfw i like them all
tfw i can probably keep doing this
tfw im only doing this as practice and trail
tfw i dont really care about a relationship
tfw i just doing this cause i have nothing else to do
also girls dig robots
dont believe it
stop lying on the internet, roastie.
>>27995684
>also girls dig robots
you're only going to catch the new fish with that
>>27995694
girls do dig robots, i didnt say anything on my first date
we just walked around the park and kept silent and she said she enjoyed my time with me
we are going to do it again tomorrow
Fill'er up. If you get 3 lines or more you have to kill yourself.
I'm a gigantic loser and still filled no lines
If you included anime music with vidya and meal then I would have one line
I prefer soda, but can no longer drink it without getting sick, so I do actually drink tea.
Not the OP, but here is another version for you, /r9k/.
Go on neckbeards, do it.
jokes on you I don't live with my mother
most people hate women because of mummy issues
I do this on the reg. My mother is an awful person and everything that's wrong with women.
Explain why living is better than committing suicide
You can't unkill yourself so you might as well wait it out. You have forever to be dead.
It is not better or worse. There is, intrinsically, no good or bad.
>No right or wrong
>No pleasure or pain
>all an illusion
Really just a dream to me. You might stay alive if you are enjoying the illusion. If life gets too hard or too boring I'll probably leave and go somewhere else.
But right now it's mildly interesting so I'll be sticking around.
Have fun, anon.
When you're alive you have the option to kill yourself whenever you wish but not the other way around
ITT: we post what "H E R" name is and add something if you'd like
>Ashley
>Kailey
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I don't wanna type her name cause it will make me mad but there is something I'd like to add:
Fuck you. I hate you. I wanna see you again but I'll hate you until then
>Judaisha
Post a picture from your favorite porn scene
>>27995615
>watching professional porn
Fucking why? What a waste of a perfectly good boner. The one on the right looks like someone made a weird sex doll out of a tranny.
Sure laddio.
i cant
original cheese
Creative people value inner values above everything.
Pic related is dating an autistic, balding robot manlet.
Piss off, you stupid faggot.
>Pic related is dating an autistic, balding robot manlet
That's your girlfriend, OP? Congratulations!
What is this, some attempt at bragging? Literally nobody cares lmao
Who wants?
Sydney only
Add me on kik to discuss: yutike
No time to watch thread so if youre interested contact me on kik
No thank you officer, I dont consume illegal drugs.
No luck the other day arresting people eh?
>>27995558
Fuck. I'm in the uk. Wud love to try it sometime
>>27995558
The fact that you post this every fuckin day is really sus. I was gonna message you the other day to come get it but theres no way now.
Where can I buy cyanide?
>>27995496
from the cyanide store stupid
just buy it from online and have a nice visit from the FBI.
>>27995496
You can actually manufacture it from the seeds of apples.
lets have one of these threads
>age
27
>gender
>dude
>height
5'10 (just shoot me already)
>sexual partners
0
>age
27
>gender
F
>height
5'9
>sexual partners
9
pretty good for my age desu
>>28080859
24
Male
6'0"
1
>>28080912
>9 sexual partners
Hey /r9k/ let's get a creations thread going.
What have you created or are currently creating?
Right now I am creating this, and I'm doing it under mind altering substances. I would like you guys to tell me what you think of it. I just made it 20 mins ago.
https://clyp.it/xfnd2k4f
>>27995476
Guys cmon pls tell me what you think of it
wow anon, your music is sik wit it. hopefully in the near feature I could this beat as an intro to a serious documentary. kudos.
>>27995521
How can I make it available to you for download mane
sorry I am just very dysfunctional atm
Why are you still here?
This place is toxic.
Your life isn't going to get better if you read a bunch of people who complain about things they can't change.
No qt anime girl is going to rescue you. You're just wasting your life away in isolation.
>>27995404
This place is pretty good for me, it helps me confront what i am rather than distract me from it, and I learn a lot here too
Would still be a sad sack of shit if I left here, which I have done in the past.
Sometimes it feels nice to read about bad shit other ppl are going thru. Whether that's good for you is questionable. I agree that staying off this board or at least not getting too invested in it would be for the better
I'm gonna stop posting to this shit board and I suggest you do so as well.
>help people by giving them advice
>they argue about it
>say something positive
>get called a faggot
>make progress with a qt
>get called a normie
>take someone's word literally
>get called an idiot
>share positive thought
>get called a faggot
>tell people to read some books
>they complain they don't have any time
>literally wasting 4 hours everyday
I tried giving you a helping hand, but I guess one man can't clean this gargantuan cesspool. I hope I never meet any of you depressing humans. Good day.
What the fuck did you expect from an imageboard?
>>27995435
Humanity.
Original enough for you?
>>27995393
You're right man
>not having a fully automated business and moving out to the based countryside
here's my routine
>wake up
>take my golden retriever for a walk down to the shops
>pick up the paper
>while walking home, laugh at all the ragie wagies stuck in traffic, then laugh at all the NEETs in their dark caves playing their pedo anime games
both sides of the argument are null.
>>27995302
So what do I need to do to set up a fully automated business, sounds like a great lifestyle famalam?
>>27995302
>come inside
>boot up the computer
>sit on 4chan and cry
>post thread to cheer self up
u forgot to finish the story OP
>>27995302
>>27995368
REKT nigga
