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It's 4/20 for a lot of people here, and most of us have nothing planned. Anyone want to make a skype group and be alone together?
>>27992837
Skype groups make me uneasy and paranoid but I would love to have an internet friend who's on the same wavelength as me.
So feel free to add me if you want.
chernyvolk
Sure just add me to it
Pique_117
>>27992837
add gnmune
I thought as a kid I'd become an electrical engineer and programmer, and that I'd just learn how to do stuff in those fields after college.
How naive I was.
I learned nothing. I did nothing. I bullshitted my way to the top.
I'm a shell of a man. I have no friends, no girlfriends, nobody.
What did I miss? I paid attention. I did the work, I got A's. But nothing ever stuck.
I thought as a kid I'd be competent as an adult. That people would love me. That I could talk without stumbling over my own words. That I'd just learn from experience over the course of my life. I was wrong.
I am the same person I was when I was 12. I never changed. I know the same facts, have the same opinions, and say the same things. How did this happen to me? Where did it go all wrong? Not even God knows the answer.
I was a prodigy, did that contribute? Perhaps my mind solidified before my meat-suit would let me be an adult.
I wanted to be great, to genuinely contribute to society. I am but a magician, manipulating superficial reality to my will, but secretly there is no magic.
>>27992725
you can always genuinely contribute burger flipping to society
>software degree, good grades, programmer since 12
>be a tutor of C/C++ for 5 years
>95% of students are rubbish
>have to pass them anyway because university doesn't discriminate
>no one knows how to write code for shit, especially females
>think they're all hot shit programmers anyway because we make assignments trivially easy
>all terrible
>send them out into the world with massive uni debt and no skills
>wait for them to post on 4chan
>reply with this comment
>>27992725
I felt that this is what a modern college education would do. Sending kids with huge debt out into the workforce with no actual skills and they can't do the job they went to school for.
>>27992807
fucking devilish
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Why do you guys think that blond men are automatically beta?
>>27992715
only if they have bitch features or if their hair is really blonde
>>27992715
Because they are banjo faggot
I have never trusted blonde people. Its like they all have some genetic delusion that they're entitled to the entire world at the expense of others, like they can shit on anybody they please and should be treated like kings and queens for it.
No wonder you faggots were fucking nazis
Do you have hairy nipples?
ye
originalu
>>27992643
Yep. I hate how it looks.
hair covers a lot of my body, so yes
Im tripping on 300 ug of lsd and its starting to kick in, anyone got any trippy things to look at? also, drug thread i suppose
Look at the wall dude it's pretty sick
Wish I had me some lsd. Good trip anon! Got a few cool gifs/webms here I've saved during trips, dumping
>>27992604
yeah dude, did 450 last week, this shoudl be comfy, thanks for the image, looks nice
Stop being disappointments do your mother!
My mother is a disappointment to me. She's nearly 50 and lives with my grandmother, and has so many DUIs/crimes that she excitedly called me up while drunk to tell me she finally found a job as a waitress. She used to be a psychologist, too. She used to get drunk and tell me she doesn't care about me, and drive drunk with me in the car. I get sad when I think of my mom.
>>27992521
Incest is disgusting, wagecuck.
>>27992541
Was she any good as a psychologist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtmdIZsa4JE
post more like this op '
>>27992499
this gives me really good memories
>>27992802
Six years this December, m8
Six years.
Femanon here (GIVE ME ATTENTION) my therapist told me I have stimulation seeking behavior. It's why i've experimented with drugs, become restless easy, constantly have to be doing something, and can't relax.
I am constantly seeking the next thrill or high and I hate my boring life. I seek male attention desperately and I am bored by everything. Antidepressants just made me lazy and gain weight but now that i'm off them i'm going crazy. I excersize daily but it doesn't help much. I also masturbate 5 or 6 times a day. My job is complete bore and I find myself having mental breakdowns. The meds make me feel like shit so what should I do? I feel out of control and I can't be comfy.
Can anyone else relate?
>>27992487
>stimulation seeking behavior
imagine a sexually unsuccessful robot getting diagnosed with that
it would literally never happen
>>27992487
>>I seek male attention desperately
Well you're in the right place I guess.
>>27992533
I don't see why a Robot couldn't have this because the stimulation could be masturbation, drugs, alcohol... Just trying to feel something
Anyone here use research chemicals, especially psychs?
>>27992471
Never done RCs but Im interested as well.
Currently on DXM
>>27992607
DXM is shit
>>27993022
DXM is better than most RCs to be honest.
t. someone who spent a couple years abusing a variety of RCs from the internet but who has now settled into a daily mid dose DXM habit
>fapping doesnt get rid of no gf feel anymore
>>27992444
>vidya getting boring
>too lazy to watch anime
>>27992444
>get gf
>still have bad empty feeling
Life is but a dream
I just can't stop fapping, the worst part is that when I did no fap for about 25 days in January, I literally felt the best I did in years. I was so positive and full of energy.
I relapsed on valentines day weekend.
I haven't recovered since.
all women are narcissists, most of them are ugly or average just like us but they use makeup to deceive others and themselves.
ugly girls put on makeup and they think that how they look in makeup is the 'real' them and get big egos and go after guys way more attractive then they are
being an ugly man is truly a curse when you only have one chance in life , it shouldn't be because there should be an ugly woman for every ugly man but makeup robbed us of that.
>>27992430
if you're ever lucky enough to find a sane woman who doesn't wear make up hold on and never let go anon
guys wear make up now its normal
>>27992430
Wow, thank god for makeup.
Ever take a shite so nasty that you must take a shower when your done? Just happened to me, no matter how much paper I used I couldn't get clean.
Only when I ate Pringles with olestra.
So glad its not available anymore
>>27992436
I dunno what I ate m8. I had some kind of Mexican cornbread and some taco bell after. Taco bell never gives me the shits so maybe it was the cornbread.
>it's a creamy shit with the consistency of peanut butter
>the last little bit breaks off just inside your rectum
>try to push it out but you can't
>wipe 40 times, still poop
>it gets all up in your butt hair
>after you've finished, the mountain of toilet paper clogs the shitter
>you walk around knowing that there are a ton of small shit particles caught up in your butt-locks
>you walk around with that little extra bit of shit pressing against your anal sphincter
>you go home to take a shower and shave your butt hair
>you cut your sensitive anus skin while shaving
>for a whole week, toilet paper feels like sandpaper
>cry yourself to sleep at the end of the week, defeated by your own feces
TT:We post male avatars so you guys can be less faggoty
so comfy senpai! :)
>>27992413
damn forgot :(
>>27992384
>>27992413
>samefaqqing
Listen everybody, I used to be sad and felt hopeless just like you (was always the loser girl at school, played magic the gathering and video games), but I finally got my first bf today and I had to wait until I was 19 to get one. So just hang in there, things will get better!
I'm 22 you fuck. Things didnt get better
>>27992368
I'm 35, when exactly do things get better?
28 here
it's never coming this is all lies. boyfriend? are you a gay or some incredibly narcissistic vapid cunt? don't answer that i don't give a shit. fuck you.
whoever rolls dubs ITT has to meet up with eggman and hang out with him for a day
ROLLIN'
>>27992361
If I roll dubs I'm gonna fuck him in the mouth
If dubs how about I don't
No one wants to hang out with you egg fag
