When did you realize personality is one of the most essential things to have if you want a gf?
Appearance matters but not as much as people think, there are plenty of women who will date less-than-physically-attractive men. The number of fatties and manlets with gfs is staggering.
>>27996950
any souce on that pic?
>>27996959
It's futa
http://exhentai.org/g/783197/83fe972f24/
>>27996950
>tfw only means im more fucked
ONLY ISTP MASTER RACE ALLOWED ADMITTANCE
talk about your lack of feels
ISTJ...
Close enough?
>>27996943
S and P are shit tier
INTJ is master race
>>27996961
ISTJs usually act similar to ISTPs if they're depressed or angered.
>in class
>someone breaks in with a gun
>manage to disarm then and blow their brains out
>now that the attention on me, exclaim, "Now I know what you're all thinking. Anon saved us, right? Wrong. The real enemy can only be defeatedby killing myself, as it has already infested my body. I can't let it escaped. So to that cutie in the back with long brown hair, Allie or whatever, This one's for you!"
>blast...
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>>27996940
>once I imagined saving everyone from the shooter
>now I imagine I'm the shooter
>>27996940
Wow, that was the first genuinely laughable post I've found here in a while. I laughed heartily, in fact. Thank you for this.
>>27996940
>implying you'd get a quiet moment to hold your cringy speech in a situation like this
Why does the myth of the interesting woman persist?
Any unique, inventive, original female is a fictional character written by a man.
They all think and behave the same way, why do we as men project our qualities onto them?
Pic related would never exist irl. Pic related was written by a man.
Why must they all be exactly the same?
(Bumping own thread)
Not trying to be facetious, but this really is something teen boys do. they fantasize about having a gf who has the same interests as themselves (vidya, playing guitar, sports etc) as that's what forms the foundations of their platonic relationships... when they find out that most girls don't have the same interests as them and that they have to find other ways of interacting with them they get frustrated and blame women.
There aren't loads of interesting women, most of them, like men, are pretty generic and homogenous..... but they do exist. just don't...
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>>27996930
80% of other guys are dull as bricks. 10% are tolerable. 10% are actually interesting.
Same for women.
Why is everywhere I go /sausagefest/?
>go to largest university in the country
>all females in my classes are butt ugly
>doesn't matter really as most are stacys and are outnumbered by chads
>actually go to a party
>5 dicks for every 1 cunt, no chance to even talk to a grill
>actually go to a club
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>>27996863
>try online dating sites
>make a nice profile with my best pics
>send out message to all pretty girls I can find
>some don't even allow me to send messages because their "inbox is full"
>tfw never even get a single incoming message
>try /soc/
>cocks everywhere, all "femalez"...
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>tfw you will never see females asking for relationshit advice on imageboards, asking what breast size men find acceptable (compared to what cock size is), or girlfriend resume threads
>tfw genuinely wishing to be gay because dating market is 1000000000000000x better
Shieeet dem homosixshuls have been hitting on me since day 1.
Number of grills that have made advances: 0
I haven't watched anime in so many days.
I am dying from anime deprivation.
>>27996849
Sit on my lap and watch anime with me, anon.
>>27996849
I haven't watched it in 3 years. It's like anime just stops being appealing once you leave high school
>>27996849
Why don't you watch anime then?
What are your long term NEET plans?
>NEET
>long term plan
>>27996834
You must have something penciled in your diary besides jerking off
>>27996806
My long-term NEET plan is actually to make the NEET life sustainable somehow.
I'm already a NEET but also a poorfag so it's kind of pointless. I want to live like I do right now, except with more money.
Can any government agencies surveil you if they find out you are a NEET and suicidal? Will they track you to see what you're up to and prevent suicide?
No you're not that important
>>27996758
This, and also suicide is generally not illegal in first-world countries, so there would be no actual threat of a crime.
You're probably in a few databases, but you don't matter enough to merit actual attention.
>the bed started to mold where i wipe my hand from cum
>>27996735
90c tissue box from the 2am autism-mart down the road anon
>hehe look at how much I fit in for disgusting things I do purely for vicarious attention
Alright, this meme has run its course.
>>27996735
Come on, man. At least use a sock, a hand towel, or something else you can easily wash.
>once I was 7 years old
>once I was 11 years old
>once I was 20 years old
>soon I will be 30 years old
>>27996676
me too anon
but then after that we'll be dead
so there's that
>soon I will be 60 years old
>>27996685
anon, that is too old to be alive
surely you mean soon you will be dead
I got caught fucking my cousin robots, fuck
>be 18 y/o kv
>me and my parents are visiting my grandpa for his birthday
>cousin and her single mother live literally next to my grandparents
>cousin is a year older than me
>whole family is eating and talking boring shit
>me and my cousin slip out to watch tv in her house
>as we were watching tv she asks me if...
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>>27996652
Go back and finish the job u shit
Nobody seems to have decided you were a rapist or levied consequences on you.
The worst of it is over.
I mean, they'll assume you'd been fucking her in secret for years, and Christmas is going to be weird, but relax.
Try to get a date for the next family function, even if it's a platonic female friend, just to put everyone at ease.
call her and fuck her in a hotelroom you idiot
your parents are mad because you were caught not because what you were doing
Is this picture accurate?
>mfw why did I choose nightmare mode?
>>28082576
Nightmare mode here
>>28082460
>wahhh being a straight white male is so hard
gee if only you an entire system of education, employment, government and even culture designed in your favor.
OH WAIT
you do
tfw no depressed NEET fembot gf to play surreal games with and watch artsy anime with at obscene hours in the night
>>27996593
>Hey anon i'll be those things and more! What's your contact e-mail?
tfw you're so depressed and angsty you write the only reply that matters for yourself to grasp at any straws possible
>>27996593
god BUMP origaignagangaglagotriginagalgagorgignal
>tfw no idea what I even want anymore
>tfw everyday that passes, I just become more hollow
>tfw no gf to tell me how to live
Im at the point now where Im starting to meticulously fantasize about raping women in various different types of scenarios. Women just disgust me so much. I literally see them as nothing more then meat and they're to blame for that. They portray themselves in society and through social media as whores parading around in leggings, booty shirts with buttocks visible, low cut tops, slut pride. They are straight up plain and simple asking for it.
I wouldn't even feel guilty about it because they love it, all women get off on it. My gf and I rape have rape role plays...
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>she wants me to rape her
That isn't rape then
>>27996545
How old are you, edge lord?
Not sure if I should call the FBI or MODS
>edgy post
>having a gf
what makes you think we care about your opinions, normie?
Get off our board, you're nothing but a g a m e to us, you r o a c h.
Fuck those other threads, who INTJ here?
>fuck that other astrology sign, MY astrology sign is better
ok sure
now what
I am an actual intj, unlike all the other fakers:
>entered 2 public speaking competitions in my life, won both of them
>was in the student council in school
>did very well in school, particularly in English and history
>when I was at school, I had a massive friend group who would blindly follow me, yet on the weekends I never went out because I don't care for socialising or parties
>at the age of 18, I already...
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