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COME, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!
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>>27998786
EMPEROR ACKBAR
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>>27998786
NO PITY, NO REMORSE, NO FEAR
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/r9k/ is a problematic environment and many of you need psychiatric help, CBT, mindfulness meditation and more importantly than anything a rich, fulfilling social life.

Thank you for your time.

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I've recently finished K On! I really like steamboy the film, cowboy bebop and Tokyo Ghoul. I watched Death Note but I didn't really like the ending episodes. My friend recently suggested me to watch Ping Pong but I don't really feel like it. I'm just looking for some more stuff to watch because, playing games isn't satisfying me.
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If you liked Steamboy you'll probably like Akira. It's also by Katsuhiro Otomo and it's better than Steamboy IMO.
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>>27998698

Try Paprika or FLCL
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>>27998698
>My friend recently suggested me to watch Ping Pong but I don't really feel like it.
do it

it's the best show I've watched

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So does anyone here get NEETbux or any other government financial help? How did you obtain and qualify for it?
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>>27998680
I get both SSI and SSDI. I got on it when I became homeless
the people at the shelter hooked me up with a mental health agency that helped me get on it
it's not common to be accepted for disability unless u've been hospitalized.
preferably multiple times.
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>>27998761
my heart goes out to this homie right here for also being a real robit
>>27998680
much like what was mentioned above
having legit problems and a history of with proof that you literally can't into life helps
otherwise you might need a lawyer
might anyhow depending how fucked in the head you are
i needed one because i can't into keeping track of thing i don't give a fuck about
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>>27999030
You definitely need an advocate nowadays, makes shit so much easier when someone can do the paperwork and ride herd on you. Even better if the state comps it.

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When did druggies overrun 4chan?

Anyone else miss the good old days when people did not even brag about alcohol and being drunk?

Fucking normies thinking they're robots and their party culture infecting this site.
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Yeah, my solo drug abuse alone in my bedroom sure is party culture.
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>>27998613
Sorry grandpa, why don't you go watch some tv, you'll feel better.
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>>27998613
when 4chan opened faggot
fuck off

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If Chad is willing to fuck literal 2-3/10 women, what makes you think you stand a chance?
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You're not wrong, but I'd like to point out that the picture of the Orc arnie fucked on the left is like at least 10 years after he was fucking her, and she aged considerably. She was bad but not that bad.
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>>27998577

>Hispanic women age like shit

I almost feel bad for beaner men
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>>27998651
The maid Arnold was fucking was never pretty.

In his defense, I know of roided men that fucked much worse. You basically go through heat cycles like dogs

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>tfw your stolen laptop turns up on twitter
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>So I'm trying to get rid of my laptop because it's got cheese pizza on it
>go down to state street
>see a black guy begging
>give him the computer, say "you deserve it more then me"
>he goes home, fires it up
>FBI busts through the door
>he's going to jail for life

Turns out he did deserve it more than me. Who else mischief here?
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>>27998524
>that high level of nigger talk
Do you still support Bernie OP?
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>>27998524
>it's a thinly veiled /pol/ thread

all my manlet bros get in here (5'9 and less)
how's life for you?
does your height really impact every day life that much?
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shameless self bump and original comment shshshshshsh
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Apparently not, stupid OP
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Not making the cut...

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Let's see it robots
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>>28084564
>happy couples
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>>28084564
>Very fun, that's how it always work. I wanna die.
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Interesting coincidence.
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>read LSD thread on here while back seemed pretty coool
>want to try it for first time
>decide to score 8 tabs maybe one to take and have more just cus
>save them for 4/20
>20 mintutes ago
>put a blotter on tongue
>nothing
>wait 5mins
>nothing
>take another tab and wait 5 more mins
>nothin'
>take 2 more tabs, and wait 5mins then take half of one more
>still nothing

You fagots and your meme drugs
this was a huge rip off

you fags have no idea what youre talking about
stupid degenerates
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YOU HAVE TO WAIT LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES
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>>27998468
oh shit, nigger what the fuck are you doing!?
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>>27998468
It can take up to an hour to kick in and was it bitter?

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it's my birthday /r9k/!

pls celebrate with me.
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>tripfag
>underage
>roastie

Mods please, banning this fucker would make me so happy
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>>27998457
posting qts to celebrate
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>>27998457

Happy birthday, you're another year closer to death!

Have you got some caek?

Can I have the caek?

Where is the caek?

>post something you want to do
>post a reason why you avoid doing it
>post a way to do it
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>kill self
>pussy
>rope
this was to easy Op
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>lick own asshole
>body configuration
>rip head off and maneuver it behind back quickly enough that i can still operate tongue before i die. need to learn sick ball handling skills like steph curry.
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>kill self
>pussy
>gun

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>looking for weed
>no dealer
>message a guy I knew from a few years back and ask for buds
>"sure I can hook you up, be at blah blah blah at 11 and text me when you're there"
>i do and text him
>he doesn't even read my texts
>he doesn't show up
>wait another 30 minutes and then walk home feeling stupid

Is he fucking with me, or just a really lazy piece of shit?
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>>27998356
you don't text and ask directly for drugs like that, you retard
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>>27998356
>dealers ever being on time
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>>27998397
The dude actually posted on his Facebook wall asking if people were looking for green. Doubt he's that savvy.

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>be europoor
>be 30yo
>get called to service my country
>havent left the house in 5 years
>last time I went to therapy I managed to do 3 sessions
>guy tells me I have severe personality disorder and paranoid dellusions
>stop going cause I think that he's out to get me
>dont have psychiatrist now
>have to show up in front of a commitee of actual worthy men and declare how much of a fucking mess I am
>have to find a psychiatrist to give me a paper confirming all that shit
>have to pay that doctor to do so since I'll show up out of nowhere and could easily be lying
>dont have literally any money
>father looks at me and I can see in his eyes all the crushed hopes he had for me and the shame he feels for bringing me into this world
>still dont know what to do cause Im pretty fucked up to even bribe a psychiatrist even if I had the money
>if I dont show up I get arrested
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>>27998287

just go, prove them wrong.

:^)
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>>27998306
thanks m8 youre a deus ex machina
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>>27998287
>Go warcamp
>kill nigs
>Forever more a Hero
And then kill your dad

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the literal only thing that makes me truly happy is massive awe-inpsiring cyberpunk-esque cityscapes. something about the limitless opportunities contained within one plus the exploration possibilities make me think such a city would be the ultimate form of adventure, and as such i am devoted to finding or creating that future. anyone else have similar thoughts?
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bumping my thread with related images
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>>27998275
origigigigigiiggiign
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more cyberpunk dump

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Gentlemen.

How do we remove normalscum?
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>>27998165

post obscure and deviant memes
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>>27998165
CP removes normfags
they think their computers will explode by looking at it
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Talk about eating boogers and post booger threads

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