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>tfw when stuck in toilet for 1 hour
Ask me anything I'm still struggling
>>27998133
Can you post pics of your asshole? Please
And pics of your greasy, runny shit
Thank u :3
>>27998133
Is that Bongistan? I've just got such a hunch
>>27998206
It's switzerland and I'm at work that's why I putted a cover over my seat
I just took a picture of me and I really, really feel like killing myself right now.
You picture yourself as your mirror counterpart, so when you take a photo and look at it, it looks off and wrong because it looks nothing like your mirror counterpart while at the same time It looks like you, so it scares you...
But that picture is how other people view you, and to them it looks normal, like you look in the mirror and that looks normal. Take the picture and think "This picture looks normal for everyone else! So it's fine!"
>>27998079
iktf
it's bizarre to me how normalfags can just share their face without a care
post it anyways anon
>>27998079
post ur photo
we're all friends here
>Fantasize about having sex
>instantly remember no girl could ever find me attractive
I literally can't even fantasize any more.
Who else here /nohope/?
>>27998048
>only fantasizes about ugly chicks that might settle
kill me i'm worthless
post face please friend i might find you attractive
>>27998166
fuck off
This isn't an """ugly""" attention whore thrad
4/20 WOOOO
Are you gettin blazed yet robots?
lol yah
Wake and bake guys
Nope
>tfw sober and no money
Mental Illness/Health Thread
I think I am losing it robros...
SOMEONE RESBOND TO MY THREAD
>>27998014
lol, I know that feeling
I don't want to kill me though
Just like a flesh wound.
That be neat, it might be a distraction from my thoughts.
>>27998781
I feel like I need a huge breakdown so I can start building again...but so many things in my life require constant maintenance.
Coming off of a comfy lsd trip from earlier, anyone else tripping or just wake n bake right now? Come and chat in discord here https://discord.gg/0xgEFIINT1RIkyKN
its fun i promise!!!1!
Dont mind me m8s, Just chilling over here, all to myself :^)
Never mind sorry its too early in the morning i don't know why this was a good idea sorry
:__________;
>>27997994
trash discord full of normies been here once and all i got was bullied dont fucking reccomend
>Western women are all whores
>I am going to get myself a nice southeast asian or eastern european girl
Is there a more pathetic cope in existence?
You really think an Eastern European girl who has been living around heroin dealing slavic thugs her whole life is innocent and would fall in love with an ugly fat balding middle aged American accountant?
These girls from the third world are LITERALLY whores
>>27997933
damn they r hot
>>27997933
hot as fuck
Thanks for nice the picture OP
>>27997933
yeah i live near eastern europe, can confirm, women here are western whores turn to max on the feminist dial, mouthbreathing retards on pol and other boards shill like crazy that they will get "conservative" slav gf, hahahahhahaha those guys will end up in a fuckind ditch, stabbed in the liver with their wallets gone
What do you robots think of Taylor Swift?
>>27997929
I think I want to lick her from head to toe
>>27997939
Degenerate family
>>27997929
She's the poster child for vapid sluts and party culture.
17 years ago today my waifu was murdered. I thank Dylan & Eric everyday for killing her as without this act I would never have known the pleasure of printing out her picture and cumming on her face. I hope one day to steal her bones and use paper mache to construct a fuck doll. This is my dream.
>>27997898
What in the name of Christ
>>27997898
that was from the heart robot
i hope one day u realize ur dream
>>27997898
>tfw she was cremated
When will boomers die already?
>>27997825
feeling the bern, are we?
in 10 years
yea because this new generations of tumblr SJWs is so much better
I'm seriously considering to mail order a Russian bride. What should I expect?
Russian bride? Ukrainian divorce.
divorce
>>27997791
Been there and it was horrific. Don't do it anon
>tfw every thread you post in dies
>tfw everyone who posts on this thread will die
>>27997781
Looks like this one will join the rest of your shit oc in hel
Not this one, anon. This is now an apple thread
Any regular opiate users here?
I wanna be comfy. I thought about using oxycodon or hydrocodon to get the maximum comfyness - I just want to be a wagekek bartender, working my shifts as a good worker and having comfy nights with oxys.
How long can a robot do oxys until tolerance rises and addiction starts to crawl out?
>>27997665
i was taking 20-40mg every day or 2 for about 2 weeks and when my mom's pills ran out i had some mild withdrawal effects. tolerance after the first couple of days went up. withdrawal was increased anxiety, extremely runny nose, insomnia, more intense than usual depression.
>>27997665
I wanna do opiates
but i know how addictive they are, and i know i would love them
ive been high on hydrcodone and tramadol before but only once
I would assume regular use more than once or twice a month regularly would do it but that is just physical addiction.
psych addiction sets in when you make it a regular habbit
>>27997665
>How long can a robot do oxys until tolerance rises and addiction starts to crawl out?
Tolerance sets in extremely quickly, and increases exponentially. Nobody can play with opiate dependency like you're gaming to do, and come out the other side without getting burned, if not fried.
Go be a pothead. Don't play with opiates.
I think I have finally overcome that stupid little voice in my head that tells me to reproduce and carry on the human race. I mean looking at it objectively having children is pretty damn shit
>50% chance you get a girl (terrible thing to happen)
>First few years you get no sleep and are exhausted
>Have to spend tonnes of money on them
>No freedom to do things unless you have someone to care for them
>After they are out of your life and into adulthood (i.e the time they stop sucking) you hardly see them
I mean I don't really know what the point of children is it seems that 95% of the parents I see are just constantly stressed out putting up with their childs bullshit or they have some resentment of having children.
I don't, won't and shouldn't because I'm way too mentally fucked. This came in different ways from both my parents and it wouldn't be responsible to pass that on.
>>27997628
Why is having a baby girl terrible?
>>27997871
girls are terrible
Why don't you join the military /r9k/? Get out of your house and do something with your life. What do you have to lose, anyway?
>>27997525
>tfw I did but still sad alot more anxious
>>27997544
Tell me your story, anon. What branch? What's your job? Been stationed anywhere interesting?
>>27997525
Because I would probably kill myself if I had access to a gun.
