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What are your most awkward high school moments?
>>23268072
Got caught eating my own feces once.
>>23268113
Please elaborate
Fembot here. Any other girls agree that robot guys are so damn mysterious and magnetic? I love it.
>TEHEHEHHE I SAY I LIKE NERDY GUYS BUT REALLY I LIKE GUYS IN GLASSES THIS IS SURE GOING TO RUSSLE SOME R9K FEATHERS XDD
XDDD mind if I screencap for my best of r9k facebook page? XXD
>>23307708
Nobody cares.
FUCK OFF ROASTIE.
>>23307708
Fembot here I literally masturbate to every tfw no gf thread to the thought of desperate virgins who would do ANYTHING to please me
I need the whole collection, dumping what i have.
I'd be more interested in the logic behind your need
>>23298584
might want to ask /sp/ I know some of them have a extensive collection over in the /nba/ threads
requesting pepe pic in OP
ITT we discuss friend zone
Does it exist?
Do men feel entitled to sex?
Do women honestly think men AREN'T trying to have sex with them?
Chad both feels entitled and gets sex.
The whole "male entitlement" thing is actually just beta entitlement.
>>23287806
Surely it exists, why wouldn't it exist?
A lot of men just expect a girl to care about them because they're nice, but every person had their own story and their own complex backgrounds. They decide who they'll go out with.
And I know for a fact that some women are naive enough to believe men approach them to be friendly, but not all of them do. Fugin naive sluts.
It is a thing, though I hate using the term because I associate it with "nice guys" and fedoras.
The problem is that women don't understand that men truly only talk to them because they want to fuck them. Sure, a man can enjoy a woman's company. Yeah, he can fall madly in love with her. But for the most part, the initial draw to the woman is the desire to fuck her. If sex were not pleasurable, men would just chill with their bros all day and the population would plummet.
What kind of things make you depressed/deeply upset?
Thoughts, things you see, anything.
>>23297432
People you thought were friends having thanksgiving dinner together, without you.
>>23297475
Who eats thanksgiving dinner with their friends and not their family?
Saikano and Densha Otoko TV Series.
Never fail.
who /collector/ here? what do you collect?
>>23297571
Dank memes
Guns
Anime figures
Pictures of Stefanie "Literal Perfection" Joosten
monster highs
Did you ever have a crush on a teacher?
I had an English teacher in high school.
She was this short white brunette with nice tits amend ass.
I just loved her face..
She was also my track coach.
I got to run and talk with her a lot..and see her in rly tight short shorts.
I'd be running with her and pop a boner and have to pretend I was pissing to kill it.
I have sexual fantasies of her still. Thinking of her makes me come so fast..
I miss her
>>23296202
I had crush on my math teacher when I was in private school.
She was cute as hell.
She was cute as hell.
>>23296547
I had crush on my math teacher when I was in private school. She was cute as hell.
*fix
hey so I did this last week and people liked it and asked me to come back so welcome to another edition of Chad Says Beta Things
basically i made a Chad profile (pic related) on tinder and have been saying the cringiest shit possible to girls on tinders, who surprisingly (or perhaps unsurprisingly) don't care at all and continue to message him
here's where we last left off
>told some latino girl i'm into diapers, have never had sex with a woman, have only ever had sex with men, and have deepthroated a cock before, and she was cool with all of it
eventually she stopped messaging so it seemed like she had had enough, but then the next morning she messaged me asking if i had any STDs so she was literally down to fuck a diaper-wetting, cocksucking Chad
>told another girl i was training to become the best minesweeper player in the world because for the past six years i've had recurring nightmares about it and have literal panic attacks if i dont play for at least 6 hours a day
she also stopped messaging, but then the next morning she was very sympathetic to Chad's minesweeper problem
>messaged a girl i superliked saying YIPPEE!!!! and she responded positively
i just logged on for the first time in a week and got like 6 matches in a row so sit back relax and enjoy the show
>>23190991
Bumping. You have my interest OP.
lurking
Robots, what is/are your fetish(es)?
>>23164228
Too many to list them all right now.
But futa, femdom, and stuff along those lines are a few to name.
I have a foot fetish fetish
>>23164228
>NTR
>Cheating
>Cuck
>Rape
>Enema
I don't even like these fetishes but they're the only things I can fap to anymore. Someone just kill me please.
WHY THEY SHOW NO LOVE? NOW I CAN'T TRUST. I'M JUST GONNA STUNT
I MUST STACK SOME POUNDS, I MUST STACK SOME DOLLARS
Stick to your kind nigger.
>>23150061
but i must stack some pounds
for the girl
Sheboonqueesha loves BBC.
Will joining the military help give me purpose and structure in life or will it fuck me up even more?
Thinking about joining Canadian Infantry.
>>23278423
thinking of doing the same, must be better than this...right?
your purpose in life will be to do military things, for as long as you are enlisted
after that is up to you again
hahahahahahaahha
OMEGLE THREAD COME IN
PIC RELATED: THROW BACK SUNDAY FEATURING BEST GIRL
Bampu
Codys best girl fuck you
>>23215872
Saw that bitch when I was jacking off
Just be yourself. No sardonic, sarcastic dishonest memery BS, sincere real talk only. Say whatever comes to mind. Go
i've been wondering what anime that gif is from, so
do you know ?
>>22964983
chinese electric batman
>>22964983
It's darker than black, the anime is nothing like this webm though. He gets depressed in season 2
"Okay class we have a new transfer student, please take care of him" That was your cue. The teacher opens the door and you go inside.
"Aww man, I thought it was going to be a hot girl..." You hear the boys of the class yell in disappointment. However, you don't blame them, you probably would've reacted the same way.
"Hey everyone, my name is Anon, nice to meet you all" It was a normal introduction. "Lets all get together well!" The class was normal, and with normality, comes the price of boredom.
"Hmmm lets see..." The teacher looks around the classroom. "Anon-kun, go sit beside Tsubasa-chan. She points to the empty seat at the back.
On the walk over to your new seat, you can feel the glares of your fellow classmates. You could feel them burn into the back of your head. Their glares were so intense that you could feel their jealousy overflow.
As you put your things down the teacher starts taking attendance.
"Nice to meet you Anon-kun" The girl beside you greets you. She was pretty, you could understand why the jealous glares were thrown earlier.
"Hey, are you Tsubasa?"
"Yep" She says with a smile while fixing her glasses. "I'll be your class rep, so if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask!"
"Thanks" Her smile comforts you, and her niceness feels genuine.
>>22927265
Just then the teacher looks at the other empty seat in the class. "Hmmm... looks like she isn't here again huh... this is her 5th day absent now..."
There was something off with the teacher's concern though. It didn't seem right for some reason.
The day continues with you making some friends. After all you are the new hotness and everyone else is just old and busted.
However the one that sticks with you throughout the whole day was none other than Tsubasa-chan. You weren't sure if it was because she was a class rep and she felt she was responsible for you, or she genuinely enjoyed your company, but either way you were glad.
It was a successful first day for you. "Bye Tsubasa-san, I'll see you tomorrow" You bid her goodbye as you pick up your bags. However before you could leave she calls out to you.
"Anon-kun! Hold on! Do you want to take a tour around the city? I'll take you!"
[ ] "Sorry I'm busy"
[ ] "Sure, It might be a good idea to see the town."
>>22927265
call her a roastie
>>22927271
>[ ] "Sure, It might be a good idea to see the town."
I wish I had tits like these.
Maybe guys would actually acknowledge my existence.
They wouldn't acknowledge your existence, they'd acknowledge your tits.
Post your tits.
post your tits and I'll tell you I love you
Yep, most guys are drawn to big mams like those. But, they would never look you in the eyes again.
