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Saw a thread similar to this yesterday.
Unsurprisingly, a lot of you are right-wing arm chair NEETs.
isidewith.com
>>23286169
get fucked bernie/clinton shill
>>23286228
ron paul was a meme candidate
>>23286339
Or /pol/. Don't really care newfag. This is a containment board.
>tfw no loli gf
also anyone has the gif version of this without the dick
niggers
kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>23286590
say sorry you fuckin queer or i wont tell you sauce
Any /quebec/ robots here?
wtf is quebec?
Spoiled brats, the lot of you
>>23285944
mtl here
>be me
>go shopping
>see this small kid screaming and crying
>go to him
>kneel down in front of him
>put my hand on his head
>child keeps on screaming
>mother thinks I'm retarded
Tfw
Honestly surprised you didn't get pepper sprayed or arrested tbh fam
Why would you touch a random kid? Literally autism
![tumblr_nn7p686u0A1rz2hblo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OqKMJTq.jpg "tumblr nn7p686u0A1rz2hblo1 400[1]")
>have just masturbated
Why did I do this? What's the point of that? I'm driven by lust like a fuckin normie.
tfw watching porn without wanking
>TFW I close all tabs
>>23284781
>iktf
Its a waste of time and energy and i just feel like shit afterwards
How do I quit?
r9k is okay with Trump, and only, Trump using Pepe outside of 4chan right?
Isn't that just a retweet fam
>>23284715
yes fam
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/653856168402681856
BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
That means he likely watched that video hahaha
I am evil incarnate. Within my mind lies the power to reduce you peasants to naught but ash.
Having evolved beyond the pitiful distractions you fools call "emotions", i spend my days and nights perfecting my craft - that of crime, lies, manipulation, and other unspeakable acts that would make you ill with fear.
I don't go to the bathroom without a plan B. I'm 15 steps ahead in every interaction with a peasant. It's quite laughable the way you peons execute my every whim, all while under the delusion of free will.
Your will is my will.
Stay back mortal, you have no idea who you're dealing with.
ur fat lol
You can't be that smart. You're still posting on /r9k/.
>>23284658
>>23284636
two more roaches snagged...effortless
How do you learn to dress well? I have no idea what clothes to pick or wear
https://www.outfittery.com/questionnaire/survey
look up color theory and buy clothes that fit well. if you're fat or have an awkward body shape it's time to hit the gym. actually, do that regardless
Go to >>>/fa/ but take everything they say with a grain of salt
Tell me why i should bother being alive, robots.
>>23284081
None, but that doesn't mean you should kill yourself either.
Be strong, fellow robot.
The technological singularity could happen as early as 2040.
Your parents selfishly popped you out so you will take care of them in their old age.
Take care of them feeble old foggys and maybe you'll get inheritance.
What's stoping you from being happy?
you
>>23284061
Well I am happy. What is stopping me from being truly happy? That my waifu fantasies will never happen of course.
Myself, ofc.
Who else writing their résumé or curriculum vitae or planning to?
Where are you going to send it?
>résumé
>curriculum vitae
Get a load of this stuck up faggot.
>>23284024
Go back to being a filthy and useless NEET.
>>23283994
This one looks fucking awful, I'd bin it without even reading it.
Please tell me your full name, job, address, and every crime you have committed.
I am not FBI.
I am just another member of the 4chan community.
I shall post rare pepes and rage at normies.
>>23283956
i drive a gilera sc125 without driving license
>>23283956
my friend was a butcher at a grocery store and he stole duffel bags worth of uncut steak when he quit. I ate thick steaks all summer, and there's nothing you can do cuz statute of limitations, law man.
I live in a pineapple under the sea.
What is maturity? What does "growing up" really mean?
Is maturity even a thing that exists?
Are you immature?
it all depends on what kind of society you live in, or what kind of people you're surrounded by. there's nothing inherently "mature" or "immature".
Steps to be mature:
1) be a submissive cuck to local current social norms
that's it, that's the whole thing, you're done
nah don't worry about it, little guy. even adults make toilet jokes sometimes. it doesn't mean anything unless you have any interest in having relationships, which you can't if you are posting here. for you, maturity means 4chan is the rest of your life and it will never get better.
Good morning wagecucks.
Mommy's about to come in to clean my poop, then have sex with me.
Better not be a minute late like last time! They keep track of those records in an NSA fusion center.
Not like the more liberal policies of the welfare office, which I will be taking checks from for the rest of my life.
Can't type forever, the bitch just came in and I gotta take off my undies.
>>23283408
It's just four more days buddy. Four more days and then a few more decades.
>>23283408
>Mommy's about to come in to clean my poop, then have sex with me.
I don't have work today. Maybe if you weren't such a useless neet you would know that most people don't have a weekend off work schedule.
What does it mean when a girl keeps staring at you /r9k/?
Usually means that she is disgusted by you being within her eyeline.
She's wondering if you'll be the next mass shooter
Since you're here, that something about you is very off-putting, it can be everything from an open fly to a fedora to bad hygiene to an ugly hairline.
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