Let's write a poem, one line at a time
Rule 1: must follow ABAB CDCD etc rhyme scheme
Rule 2: you must reply to the person you are responding to, and continue the chain. If multiple people reply to the same line, choose whichever one sounds better and just go with it
Rule 3: try to make it fit the meter or general flow of the poem
Dubs indicate the poem is over
Okay, first line,
I thought the world was just
>>23290510
Niggers
>>23290565
I feel shit without my cigars.
>>23290608
But breathe this smoke I must
>I re-join facebook and add friends from the past
>Best friend refuses
>Says he can't associate with someone with a profile pic like mine.
>Says I look like a slob, to clean myself up then he'll add me.
:(
>>23286680
>rejoin facebook
He's being a friend
Fucking listen to him faggot, he's trying to help you
My cold heart says fuck that guy and he shouldnt care, but normies do weird things like...
>>23290574
What this guy is saying. Maybe he wants to make sure you look decent so more people will add you and maybe start a social life.
But I have no fuckin idea.
She is on her way, wish me luck robots pls, i hope i donĀ“t get a premature eyaculation like 6 years ago (my last time)
probably should have fapped about 6 hours ago. just breathe, try to think of other things
>>23290135
fuck off normie
>>23290135
Don't tense your core muscles, that tension makes you cum quickly.
>5 page written assignment
>another 4 page written assignment
>both require APA referencing
>haven't even studied the topics yet
>due tomorrow
>can't start until 5PM
How fucked am I?
R.I.P Original Poster.
>blank piece of paper due in 2000 years
i'm not gonna make it bros
good thing you made this post and are likely monitoring the thread, good use of your time fam
I have a question about my penis.
When i pull foreskin behind it tends to get folded behind the glans like in the first pic and than i need to unfold it before i can cover the glans again.
Is this normal?
Can i change it so its always like the one on the right pic?
>still has his foreskin
Why do you think people cut it off? It's refuse, mate, worthless. Literally the only people that like foreskin are feminists, and it makes sense because they hate men.
>>23289987
fucking jewcuck.
>>23289987
Eyes getting pretty dry there eh? I bet you wish it was moistened and back to its full sensuality
Why don't you betas just pretend to be alphas?
I don't get it.
>>23289593
Because we're ugly. Being ugly and trying to be alpha just makes you so transparent and every woman will see it and see you as even more pathetic. There is no hope for us. God hated our families and that is why he made us ugly so that we would suffer because of them.
>>23289593
You cannot pretend you live a different lifestyle.
You actually have to do it.
Because that's called "over-compensating" acording to women, and it disgusts them
Why are you guys not playing this game right now?
You can fulfill a lot of your fetishes.
>>23289446
incest is gay as fuck, fuck off
Can they actually have kids though?
>>23289484
thanks
You're welcome
>>23289387
thanks
>>23289387
T H A N K S
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A
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K
S
"Thanks for spending the night with me again Rina." The overweight man smiles at you. "You know you always look cute in your uniform, I like it!" He takes out some cash from his wallet and puts it down on the massage table. "Here's a little pocket money for you."
Although you hated this line of work, you had to do it. This was the only way your stupid older brother could live. "Eh? Thank you so much Shin!" Your lips curl into a forced smile. You couldn't even remember the last time you were happy enough to actually smile. "Come again okay!" For as long as you can remember you have been wearing a mask of happiness.
Although you wanted to tell him off, you couldn't do it. You had to act cute to bring in the customers. The more customers you bring in, the faster you could pay off the debt you inherited from your brother.
After the man leaves you take the money he left and you put on your clothes. You have gotten used to it. The smell of sweat and sex in the air doesn't bother you anymore. "Ah... Finally... I can go home..." You sigh to yourself. You take the money he left as tip and you take a look at it. "Hmm... Maybe I should go to karaoke tonight and unwind..."
[ ] It would be best just to go home.
[ ] Sometimes a little relaxation is good for the body.
[ ] Custom
[x] *unzips penis*
Popped a boner reading this tbh
[X] Sometimes a little relaxation is good for the body.
[x] Custom - "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK YOOOOOOOOOOOU!"
>Late for my wife's son's Bar Mitzvah
Shit, what do?
SHUT IT DOWN
Quick better make a thread on 4Chan
>my wife's son's
kek
>britbongs
>>23288982
Fucking brits
>murica
>>23289079
Most britbongs are just a slightly different version of merricans tbh.
They're the most obese nation in Europe and all brit girls have a hard-on for "New York, Florida and Cali xDDDD Wish I could live there".
So I want to visit my old elementary school for nostalgic purposes. Do you think the staff there would just let me come in as a visitor and tour around the place to see what's changed and what's stayed? I'll of course ask for a chaperon / escort.
It depends where you live. In Eastern Euroe nobody gives a fuck, especially if they remember you.
>>23288932
Louisiana. I live a block or two away from it.
>>23288964
If the "South" is like i've heard, there's not much difference from eastern Europe. Doesn't hurt to ask, try it.
Would you eat the booty like groceries, r9k?
Not sober
>>23288789
I would consider it tbh. If it was a way to get in the ass of a really hot girl.
depends on hotness of said ass.
It's your fault if people shit on you and you don't defend yourself.
>>23288683
>guy decided to pick on my in middle school
>shoves me
>I shove back
>he hits me
>I hit him
>he walks always and never fucks with me again
Exactly. Which is why it's so utterly baffling that people characterize guys like Mercer as "bad guys".
>>23288705
This is how you do it.
Why do females have to have the natural instinct of wanting to be dominated instead of being treated as an equal and loved?
How come being beta is the biggest turn off to a girl?
I want to cuddle with someone and write her music and buy her flowers and have her enjoy it. Not pound her pussy and have to act like a big man around her
I don't want either. I want to be emotionally abusive and be the big man in the relationship. :3
>>23288815
Heheh dis giy knowz whadzup
>>23288856
more spurdos pls. holy fuck long time without seeing those