Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8706. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8706. page
Is Mindy Kaling attractive? I can never tell. Sometimes she looks pretty fuckable, but other times she seems like a typical shitskin
>>23293044
No.............That picture is photoshopped to make her look much lighter than she is.
She looks like and is the color of a niggers ass crack.
Not to say that there aren't pretty dark girls, this chick for instance has a wayy prettier face.
http://www.xvideos.com/video7850816/big_tits_chubby_indian_girl_jasmine_2
>>23293044
Fug, I think about this all the time.
Even if she was white, she's still fat as fuck.
What do you call someone with the mindset (tolerance to gory shit) of an anon, but the social skills of a chad?
>>23292944
surgeon
jihadi leader
cleanup crew
paramedic
chad
tolerance to gory shit is nothing special you fucking snowflake
>>23292944
alpha cyborg maybe ?
>people always talking about sex and their gfs around me
>people around you are happy
Man up.
>>23292988
Be a man, give into hate
YOU BETTER LEARN TO COMMUNICATE
Spit some bars, anon
Niggers, jews
bad news
>>23292810
white, kikes
run through
nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga nigger nigga
Who /equality/ here?
>>23292702
nah
>>23292702
fuck u
>>23292702
equality<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Liberty, my friend
Just a random reminder to robots
All it truly takes to kill yourself is a remotely sharp knife and a 2 inch stab into your neck for a guaranteed death
If you've considered suicide but not done it even though it's this simple, you don't really want to kill yourself
and willpower
too bad i don't have that
>>23292547
It takes willpower and courage too you fucking normie. If I had either of those things, I wouldn't want to be dead in the first place
>>23292761
>suicide
>courage
Nah, it takes more courage to stay alive and apply yourself in life.
has this come true for any of you?
Nice MGS fanfiction faggot. Fuck off. Kaz never worked at McDonalds.
>>23292238
no because I'm not some townie loser lmao
it's always funny to look up assholes from highschool in the local jail booking list
>tfw just ordered pizza delivery for the first time (I'm 29)
>leaping around my room in excitement
>haven't eaten since last night so really hungry
>watch the "track your order" thing online
>finally see that it's out for delivery
>start to feel anxious
>begin to panic when I hear the moped coming near
>tfw I hid on the floor when he knocked the door
>tfw he knocked my neighbour's door and I heard him say that he knew I was in there
>tfw delivery driver pounds the door harder in frustration then leaves
>tfw used my mommy's credit card again and it cost $32
I sympathize
Answer the door asshole.
I'd probably poison your pet if you had one.
>>23292024
i fucking hate delivery guys too. last time i ordered pizza the faggot started asking me why I was at home by myself and why don't I have a girlfriend etc.
next time you could put a delivery comment saying to leave it on the doorstep, anon.
I will say anything you want me to say on Vocaroo.
>>23291973
Big black dicks! JUST fill up my ass!
>>23292000
Trips of truth, deliver.
>>23291973
i am a whore
Who /twistedfuckingpsychopath/ here?
It's not enough that I succeed, others should fail.
Somebody needs to find that kid and just beat the shit out of him.
Well, sometimes I've had violent fantasies, but I've never carried them out. Does that count?
How many languages do you speak, /r9k/? How many do you want to speak?
I speak just English and French. I'm currently living in Sweden, though, but I have little motivation to learn the language because A. everyone speaks english and B. it's incredibly difficult to speak Swedish as a non-native. I'm happy with just English and French tbh
I know some Japanese, it's a pretty nice language.
??????!???????????????????!
english spanish and french
not that it's done anything for me
English, Mandarin Chinese, and a small little bit of Korean.
Are wealthy housewives with a life of leisure NEETS?
Are they /comfypepe.jpg/ too?
>>23291281
Women can't be comfy for more than a few minutes at a time. They're constantly competing with one another even when they could easily be entirely idle.
I'd like to show them how it's done. I'd just watch anime on my huge plasma tv and drive my G63 to pick up my tendies when I don't feel like being driven.
>>23291446
but at least they're still NEET, right?
>>23291281
Let's test your intelligence.
NEET: Not in Employment, Education, or Training.
Are housewives involved in either 3?
Post here only if you are a kissless hugless handholdless touchless virgin
I don't even remember the last time I've talked to a girl (who's wasn't my mom)
it surely happened once, r-right?
Reporting in.
>>23290967
why havent we killed ourselves yet
what do you mean by touch? In PE you often have to hold hands and various shit.
you know what i realized?
guys see their dick from top down, and think they're small.
but girls see the dick bottom up, so from above the balls.
that's why there's the meme of girls thinking bigger than you are, it's just a matter of perception.
and its true, the dick does extend a bit down to the balls, its just not visible from the top down view (male pov)
yeah man, don't worry your dick isn't that small and even if it is
it will look magically look bigger for any cunt, bro
>>23290641
but i like thinking im small. makes me fuck better tbh lol
i've seen plenty from the bottom up too - you're not as big as you think
Seriously, how can any girl hope to compete with this?
>>23290517
They can't.
>>23290517
You can't compete against something that doesn't exist
>>23290596
you can compete with something that doesn't exist.
everyone do so, competing frequently with their own ideas of the world and the big idea of the mass from the world whatever they that is.
and competing with your ideal self et cetera
![hMnGZbe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mVMnxqm.jpg "hMnGZbe[1]")
