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Reminder. Follow your dreams!
My dreams are
>that a girl who's spoken to me very little will decide she loves me and marry me, even though she doesn't live in the same country
>that I'll shoot someone one day, non fatally of course
>That I'll get to try shrooms again, and also lsd and dmt would be good
I better start beeing myself tbh, changing my body to bee more myself, changing my opinions to bee more myself, getting hobbies I don't like for maximum self being, etc
If I were him I wouldn't mind bee-ing myself, that's for sure!
thanks for the advice chad
Any of you robots ever use Kratom? What did you think? Overrated or actually useful?
I have a friend that uses it. He said it helped him get off pills. I don't know if you get a high from it. Are you supposed to?
>>23317964
yes...yes you do. it acts on opiate receptors.
Don't do Kratom it'll leave you with a permanent scowl and then you'll kill a pantheon of gods.
js b urslf
>>23317647
we all know this isn't true
>>23317641
get a mainstream haircut and wear normal clothing and smile at people, that's all it takes
post >yfw no gf
pic related
I have 25 years old today.
I bought a cake. Not a big one, i will be the only one eating it.
It was a decent cake. Now i will probably go to sleep, i feel more tired than usual.
Have a good day.
Happy birthday, Anon.
happy birthday bro
>>23316877
>>23316900
nice, checked
>>23316877
Happy birthday OP
Had my birthday four days ago, was sitting at home lurking like I normally do and feeling bad about it, but I realised halfway through that if I don't feel bad about doing that on other days then there's no reason to do so now, it's just a day.
Ive been drinking almost everyday, is this normal?
Yes, you would dehydrate if you don't body needs water
>>23316861
If pic related and the substance you've been drinking is seamen then yes. You whore.
>>23316861
How Much are you drinking? How many days oer week and how much on the typical days? Have you tried to stop and have been unsuccessful?
Welcome to /r9k/, how much of a robot are ya?
How much of a robot am I? I had tendies for breakfast.... without a gf.
I haven't even talked to a woman in years.
Well I've had sex with multiple women but don't get any emotional fulfillment outta my life.
im sorry for ever existing, im sorry for taking up peoples time fully knowing that i am a worthless existence, i am sorry guys. i am sorry, if i could have the choice to have never existed, itd be done in a heart beat. im sorry, i will go where i will no longer be a burdon upon anyone else
sweet dreams robots
>>23316400
its not your fault though. humans are a product of their genetics, environment, upbringing..etc, if you doubt this just look around where people start and where they end up, do you really think people choose where they end up? so absolve yourself of responsibility.
>>23316400
apology rejected
>im sorry
stop watching so much anime
>mfw white women give the worst blowjobs
>mfw white women dont know how to cook
>mfw white women will most likely try to cuck you
>mfw white women literally have fishy vaginas
Daily reminder your cumskin women are bottomofbarrel tier
>>23316360
>tfw I'm that guy in the red flannelette shirt.
>tfw it was one of the best show I've ever been to in my life
>>23316396
prove it
>>23316360
When you are brought up as a literal princess, you don't have to do jack shit
Do you think there is a correlation between being a "robot" and being a cuck?
Many robots are the way they are because they don't function socially as others do. This therefore makes them feel less, or "beta". Over a period of time, compounded perhaps by bullying and romantic rejections, it can leave you with an inferiority complex, leading to getting sexual gratification from being a cuck.
Who here would honestly identify as being turned on by being a cuck?
I'm I robot only insofar as I post here and use it as a demonym. I function decently well socially.
I'm a cuck insofar as I have a semi-open relationship and my bf occasionally sucks a lady friend's dick, but I derive no sexual pleasure from that.
>>23316303
what the fuck is the second piece of text you wrote. you're gay? and you're bf is fucking a transvestite? or you're a girl and you're bf is fucking a transvestite? clarify please
>>23316262
>it can leave you with an inferiority complex, leading to getting sexual gratification from being a cuck.
That's not how it works. Holy shit you're stupid.
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
Morning, Wagecucks.
Another day, another dollar right?
I myself will have to fill my time with other activities, perhaps I will:
Write another symphony
Read a new book
Write a piece of code
Learn a language
Give my jaguar a spin
Relax in my pool
Learn some quantum mechanics
Make love to my Wagecucks neighbours wife
Pick up some extra neetbux
Don't feel sorry for me however, it is truly my own fault I am a neet and have all of this time on my hands.
Oh! Is that your boss calling you, anon? You wouldn't want to leave him waiting would you.
Just remember, another day another dollar!
Ciao!
Morning fellow neet, perhaps we could play a round of golf together at the club today?
>>23316259
Sure, friend! We should head there early, wouldn't want to see any Wagecucks on the course, I can't believe the club allows those cucks in in the first place.
Ciao.
>>23316233
Wagecucks BTFO Again!
When will they learn?
If you're a NEET and you aren't experienced in a hobby like bodybuilding or mass reading then you're an ungrateful failure. You don't realize how valuable your free time and rest is.
especially if you don't even groom or clean yourself
>>23316223
i'll be back to being a neet in 2 weeks
should i use that time to get /fit/?
>>23316289
Yes, you could pick up something else then lifting doe, i kind of wish i could start climbing but i don`t have the money to do it regulary
>>23316216
CUCKED
>>23316209
pretty cancerous brah
has this joke been made yet
>>23316148
Nope. You are a pioneer of memes. Well done OP.
>Niger
wow uncalled for man
>>23316148
First time I see it.
You haven't been a faggot OP, good job.
>hola, anonuardo
Wot do?
Hola, como esta usted? Lol siento que no puedo hablar bien, soy estudiante y no he practicado en mucho tiempo.
BUILD WALL
>>23316044
Ola k ase?
