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> Dad recently gave up on me
> Left me alone in an apartment in a second world Country on my own
> I kind of always aspired for something like this
> A week in
> Didn't realize that occasionally walking past my dad in the apartment was the kind of social contact I enjoyed
> Been alone inside all week
> Running low on food
> Need to work on social skills so I can go shopping for groceries, down to last bowl of pasta
> Visit /soc/
> Ctrl-F Skype
> Be friendly and nice with them all
> Make jokes
> Act sarcastic and try to be a Chad
> Group leader gets major butthurt
> "If you're not going to contribute...!"
> Kicked
> What a fucking faggot
Well, I tried robots, but the Chad life just isn't for me. I did talk to someone who claimed to be a girl though, she kind of flirted with me. Maybe things are looking up.
>>23329482
lmao if this is the most exciting thing that happened to you lately you need to reevaluate your life choices
>>23329482
>/soc/
>group chat
Well that was a recipe for clique-y bullshit. Try one-on-one interactions instead.
>>23329705
But how though? And with who? I don't even know what I would really talk about tbh. Mostly I'd probably pick one person out of the group and call them out on being a bigger faggot than me. Which I did do actually... But that same faggot happened to be the kind of person who starts one of those groups in the first place.
I could start my own group, but then I'd be OP.
> pic related
>tfw your waifu hates 4chan
>>23329192
well, it would be disloyal of you to stay, then
>pop music whore
>surprised she's a normie
toppest of keks
>7KT and BRANDON
How do I flirt with girls and not seem like an autistic creep?
got a 6/10 gf just by being my shitty self
stop going for complete bimbo's and try making friends with people you genuinely like
Otherwise try roofies
>>23329178
Be born with attractive genetics.
>>23329178
Just download some dating games.
Why did she do it, /r9k/?
I haven't seen this angle of her before. It's flattering.
She's boring and doesn't call herself whore nor greet her dad or anything.
>>23329172
Her hairline looks shitty tbqh fam
r9k's theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZRPRf84HO4
>>23329045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wop47G2qeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOFkcj4iDvM
Clearly you uncultured scrubs are unaware that this is the "Anthem of the Bots".....
What does sex with a big woman feel like?
bags of sand
Extremely painful
Climbing the Mount Everest.
>first year engineers on /r9k/
why are first year engineering majors so fucking dumb on this board?
>that pic
Why are engineers so dumb and full of themselves?
>>23329583
>grades don't matter as long as you pass
But they don't.
>"I hate engineers because I couldn't pass Calc 1" Thread No. 5739
> she asks me if i listen to rap
> name off some people that I listen to
> she asks who is that and shit
> "so you just don't like mainstream"
> "no, I just listen to music that I like"
> "oh" looks away and acts like I'm am no longer a cool person
> mfw
just say you listen to kanye, kendrick, and nas if the person doesn't dig deep
they're all great, and normies will think you have good taste if you name drop them
>>23326889
well she sucked my dick anyway.. but I can't help but to feel so empty inside.
>>23326889
>Kanye west
>Kendrick Lamar
>great
>heated and interesting discussion going on
>post long, well thought comment
>thread dies
>not even a single (You)
>>23326726
here you go
>>23326726
Yeah this happens to me too op its not uncommon
>>23326766
thxs fam, checked btw
why arent you studying Right Now?
>Implying I have the motivation
>Implying I can concentrate and hold on to information
Going to college with depression is awful, tbh, fam.
Because I'm an adult.
I don't have the self-discipline.
You meet a beautiful girl your age who's a virgin and she's very interested in you.
The thing is,the reason she's a virgin is because she has a moral commitment to wait until marriage.
Do you pursue a relationship with her?
>>23326586
absolutely
>>23326586
It's rare to find a woman who actually is principled.
I think I would be willing to.but if I find she cheats on me before I get to fuck her, I will murder her.
>>23326586
>interested in me
>wants to get married
Bullshit. I'm not marriage material and she knows it.
Shutup.
that feel when they wont kaese your ayanami
>beta uprising
>beta
Its in the fucking name, betas cant take care of themselves so i doubt they could even buy a fucking gun. I imagine they'd walk into the gun-store and just hand around for a while looking awkward, then they'd leave and return to their basement den to be bitter.
How do I lower/kill my testosterone r9k?
I already reaped the benefits of facial aesthetics and manly arm/leg/pubic hair when I was like 15, and I really don't need anything more from it.
I don't need libido if I'm never gonna have sex, I don't need facial hair because I've got a solid jawline I don't want to hide, I don't need gainz because I'm too lazy to work out (and skellymode is better looking to me anyway), and I want to spare myself the misery of balding when I grow older.
That nigga ugly
Are you trying to become a woman
If you're looking to kill your libido, try psych meds. My sex drive has been as good as dead ever since I started them six months ago.
Yeah I'm gonna say it, Femanon here.
This is my first and last post so listen closely.
From what I've seen here robots are giant failures. But the "normies" that come here? I'm fucking shocked.
What kind of narcissistic monster do you have to be to make fun of the lowest part of society? Do you feel good that you're better than dirt? All of you must have some serious personality issues to brag about how great your life is to those who haven't experienced the same joys.
If anyone of you reading this comes to r9k to laugh at the misfortunes of other, you are a disgusting human being; you're the real losers.
Femanon out.
Pic related, a real man
Wasn't this exact thread already posted what the fuck.
>>23326431
Well at least this isn't some normie or stacy bragging to us
>things most people would learn if they suddenly turned ugly
it's not just what's on the inside that counts
Personality means fuck all if people can't stand to look at you.
>tfw was born with good features
>easily 8/10
>get a reasonable amount of attention from girls
>acne happens
>fucks my shit up
>eventually clears up after years of misery
>somanyscars.png
>no more positive attention from girls
>only looks of pity and disgust
Bottom line is life is more than looks and other people's attention. Do stuff for yourself. Make yourself happy
