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Who /can'tgetdrunk/ here?
Just had two bottles and two 24 fl oz cans of beer, as well as half a bottle of Captain Morgan and I'm barely even tipsy...
How much do you weigh?
>>23343968
250lb
>>23343956
lol wtf why would you expect to get drunk off of 2 tallboys and some rum? rum is a woman's drink if its not 90 proof
You know who you are.
Your group was pathetic. 3 fat girls and like 7 beta orbiters?
Your being there was the most entertaining part of the movie.
Make sure you come back again so I can laugh at your cringey overweight asses.
who you talking to bro?
Say that one more time bitch.
I'll be back
>>23343673
hey dog it's todd I can't believe this faggot called my girl fat.
Total amerifat here, and I've read articles about "speed paste" in europe. Any eurofags, or anyone really, ever seen or tried this stuff?
This probably isn't the best place to ask. I'm not a Euro so I can't help you out. All I know is that it's cheap as fuck by weight because a lot of the weight is solvents and shit, and if you want to sniff it you need to let it dry out. But you probably know that already.
Honestly it sounds like pretty fucking nasty stuff. I'd rather do meth. Not really sure why Eurofags don't just do that instead.
>>23343303
Easier to manufacture/get a hold of, meth is expensive. This is probably in Eastern Europe, speed paste sounds Eastern european as fuck.
T. Western european
I'm an American but order speed paste from the UK on DNMs. It's cheap as fuck and a little more healthy than meth because it's just a regular amphetamine. The better way to get some is to just order a shit load of speed pills. I think I pay $3 per pill or even less if I get in bulk.
Can anyone tell me a good strategy to beat the Captcha boss?
>>23343160
4chan pass
4chan pass or gold account.
>>23343160
You don't have to select all of those. 3 at the most.
Also, you can just go into the settings and switch it to Legacy captcha, but that never works for me because no matter what I type is says I'm wrong.
>>23343174
>actually paying to shitpost
Whenever I have an argument with someone, should I just be the bigger person and just tell them what they want to hear so that the situation can be resolved? I usually hate conflicts but bc I do everyone just treats me like a bitch
No you prove your point and stop being a pushover and if they don't like it. They can fuck off.
/thread
There are no hard & fast rules when it comes to people
Sometimes being the bigger person means backing off & getting perspective, sometimes it means standing up to someone & showing them how little they are
>>23343181
To the man with a hammer...
You are all garbage "friends". One poor sod here was moping about breaking up with his gf and moving away, and you know what this other prick says? He says "oh, she's probably fucking another man".
Honestly you are garbage tier friends. We are all in this together, or so I thought.
>>23343091
>having a gf
he deserved it.
fucking normie needs to die.
Everyone is garbage tier. Not just robots.Its an anonymous imageboard, not a tight social circle. If you think these people are your friends you're somehow more pathetic than the average robot.
>>23343154
you're just an edgy faggot who can't stand acting like a human being. Shouldn't you be in /b/ still? You can come here when you start acting like a normal human bean
I don't know any of these people but they are my lads
Remember when you were happy?
Word, before my mom had a stroke I was literally normal. I was fat and short as shit but one of the most popular kids in my middle school and had girlfriends/girls had crushes on me despite the fact looking back on photos I looked turrible
Now I spend all my time in my head overthinking things and be getting so sad I can't talk to nobody.
How does someone become happy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8
Yes. If you don't you have some serious brain problems and are losing your memory.
tfw no monster gf
>tfw no monster bf
tfw no cat gf
some of you guys are alright...
dont go to mars tomorrow
so long space robots
Is the joke that school is off on Mars tomorrow?
Some of you guys are alright...
don't go to earth tomorrow
so long xeno drones
what so we cant go to mars now?
fk u anon
Why not just get a third world gf?
>Will be happy with your minimum wage income and lifestyle
>you tiny 6 inch dick will seem big to her
>will be loyal and never leave you
>>23341933
Those are prostitutes fam
>>23341933
this guys face
>>23341965
exactly
If he can do it so can we
He is not Chad
Should I just end it now guys?
>be 20
>virgin
>living off autismbux
>coming down from my 1.5 day meth binge
>3 days ago I did heroin all day
>Tomorrow I'll drink a 5th and smoke weed
>neet never had a job or interview etc
>no friends no gf zero no social life in years
>no way I can get into any college or trade school
>family doesn't talk to me anymore
>>23341920
This is our life story, normie. What in the flying fuck are you doing in our hugbox anyways? Going to try and talk us down with your normie feelings? I hope some nigger rapes your mother faggot.
>>23341885
pls respond
stop doing drugs you fucking idiot
Right now, Chad is balls deep in her pussy. She's staring up at him her eyes hypnotized, as if under a spell. And she loves every second of it, completely being dominated by him.
This bothers you to your core. You want her, you want to fuck her, you want her loving admiration, deep down you want to impregnate her, and have her raise your child
And the thought of this happening cuts you so deep, becuase it proves you're a loser. It proves she'd rather have his sperm, rather have her child be partly him instead of you. It proves she has no respect for you, and that she views you as genetically inferior.
>>23341754
>muh genetics
Shitty excuse for immortality.
If I cared that much, I'd sooner clone myself than have a kid.
Or be immortal if it was possible within my lifetime.
I don't even know any women so how could I get cucked
>>23341754
My waifu isn't 3DPD, so it's literally impossible for Chad to ever fuck her. She's mine now and forever.
which pill are you, /r9k/?
>>23341603
Whichever one involves self loathing, but still hoping for something better in the future
>>23341639
blue pill
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm blackbilled even beyond eggman.
eggman who has a gf btw pic related
I JUST SWALLOWED 2 ICE CUBES AM I GOING TO DIE?
Yes. Call 911 lad
HAVE YOU STARTED BUSTING ANY RHYMES
Yep, they freeze your stomach lining until it breaks apart and then the acid drains onto your other organs killing them
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