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>one chance at life
>brown eyes
>circumcised
>under 6 feet tall
>horrible complexion
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same but i have a 8/10 gf anyway, what's your excuse faggot? :^)
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>>23369256
>one chance at life
>white
>6'1"
>decently intelligent
>wealthy

>still fuck it up beyond repair
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>>23369256
>one chance at life
>legit autism
>poorfag
>hideous giant kike nose
>fat fuck due to hypothyroidism

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how do i ask my barber for this haircut, /r9k/?
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>>23369076
Hmmm
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Ask for him to fade it up the sides. That's what it's called. Doesn't look good on whites though
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just cut my ears up fam

Why do white "people" make out with their fucking dogs?
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>>23369127
Hot tbh
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>>23369062
So they don't get cucked by someone else.

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>I'll pay you 70 bucks to cashier at a grocery store for 8 hours

When you put it like that, the prospect of working really sucks. Who would agree to this? And I'm being generous with that number, in reality its more like 60 bucks.
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this is a shitty one, but people are still gonna fall for it
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wagecucks complain about that and demand to raise the minimum wage. then prices for everything skyrockets and unemployment rises. then there is a recession and mass starvation before you know it. wagecucks are the niggers of the class world. they hate robots but they hate themselves just as much and hurt each other just as much
NEET masterrace here, i dont wake up sighing like wagecucks do
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When you put it this way, it's not so bad.

You have to note that you must do this day after day after day... and come in 12 hours Saturday...

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>"What do you want to do tonight anon?"
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Cuddle.
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>>23368529
cook you some eggs.
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>>23368529
not sure if boy or girl

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So how do you do this?
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>>23368438
What kind of waifu are we talking about?
>pic related: my waifu
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Start watching anime, find a character you'd like to spend the rest of your life with, worship her like she is your new god.
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>>23370024
Your waifu is a lesbian

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>tfw your dad is 5'6 and you are 6'1
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>>23368366
>tfw your dad is 5'7" and you follow in his footsteps
if you're a manlet DONT FUCKING BREED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>tfw your dad is 5" and you are 6"
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>>23368366
>>23368450
cuck

Any fembots that are /vore/ here?

How did you end up finding out you were attracted to it?

Do you prefer to be the predator or prey? Maybe just an observer?
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Have you come out to your family yet?
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>>23368141
I know one girl is is into vore...I just dont get it tho
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>>23368141
I was 16, sexually confused, and made the mistake of wandering over to /d/.

It's more of a cannibalism fetish than a vore fetish TBH.

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Who /Dixie/ here?

I'm in Georgia

>Rednecks
>Negroes
>Single mothers
>Hams

why even bother? Good food tho tbh fam
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South or north? South is literally the worst place in the country
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>>23367604

But Atlanta is a hellhole and Savannah is comfy.
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>tfw georgia beaner

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How do you deal with these people, /r9k/?
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>>23367083
>2015
>Still using normie book
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looks like egg man tbh
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>>23367083
Seeing as how they're a couple of degenerate emo kids, they'll take care of themselves within the year.

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i hate positive poeple.

whenever i see a coment, a post, a pic, or something related to being positive and have a smile in order to have success in life, it just sickens me.

something grows deep in me that desires to kill that positive person.

why normalfags don't see how dark is reality?
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Have a great day tomorrow :)
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>>23366987
Life sucks the goal is to just distract yourself with stupid shit until you die.
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>>23366987
Don't really know.

Have a wonderful day!

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What does it mean if I talk to your teacher and imply a funny thing, most of the girls in my class start laughing ? I don't know what's up with the girls in my class but whenever I say something to the teacher and it's slightly funny they start laughing. Most of the time girls stand close to me and sometimes the bump on me. Am I a potential Chad ?
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define slightly funny
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>>23366955
I ask regular questions and still get laughed at. I think the joke is the fact that I'm an autist.
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>>23367003
Ok I will give you an example. We were doing excersise 1 on the PC, the teacher told us that after we finish exercise 1 we should move to 2. 1 and 2 were identical excersises, on 2 we just had to add some tables in excel. So I ask my teacher: " Can't we just do exercise 2, I mean it is almost the same with 1" teacher says:" No, anon you will have to do both excersises seperatly" me:" yes but they are the same excersises, we could save more time if we just did excersise 2" then girls start laughing.

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So how many of you here are dating somebody?

Married? Kids?

What brings you to /r9k/?
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married, kids. bored, curious.
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>>23367099
get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>23367099
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypFs4M7NWqY

i wanna fucking die
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https://a.pomf.cat/qraywv.webm
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choose a better op pic and text and try again
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>Top Ten memes of the year

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>Anon! is that really you man? i remember you from highschool, so what have you been up to lately wanna come hang out with me and my friends?

how do you respond
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>Yes
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Not until you give back my gameboy advance and pokemon red you borrowed and never gave back Danish Dar.
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>implying I went to highschool

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