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>walking to school (I'm a girl)
>at a crosswalk
>asshole in a Golf nearly runs me over
>fuckwad driver waves to me
>looked like a Chad
I fucking hate shitty drivers. Get off the fucking road. Ride a fucking bike instead.
>>23388897
>(I'm a girl)
who cares
Does anybody read up on contemporary social topics (may it be regular blogs or proper academia), or do you hand around on r9k, complaining (+fapping)?
I genuinely learn everything I know about the world from 4chan, if it doesn't get posted about on this site I won't hear about it
>>23388843
I just laugh at sjws and niggers that think theyre people
aside from that i just dont give a toss, the majority of humanity will be dead come the turn of the century anyway so what does it matter
>go outside
>couples your age everywhere
>imagine the baggage and financial drain
>don't feel sorry for them
Listen, anon, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, anon, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, anon. Rise above. Focus on science.
>there are people your age that have had sex so much with their partner that they literally grow bored of it
How do I just accept that I'll be a kissless virgin who's never had gf now that I'm 31? This was easier to accept when I was younger because I could delude myself into believing I'd find a gf one day, but it seems completely hopeless now that I'm this old.
some advice OP.
Relationships are more trouble, then movies show you. Find a reliable source on craiglist etc whatever and just use the service when you got needs coming on. That's what I did/do.
>how do I accept
You don't, failed normalfag.
>>23388830
I'd rather remain a virgin than go to a prostitute. Besides, not worth the risk, the local cops do stings on the news
>(You)
c-can i have a (you)
>>23388692
yes
>>23388692
here you go buddy :)
how can I scam horny guys making them think im a girl? I was thinking trading amazon cards for nudes, but that would be too obvious, right? any tips? i dont want to be a wage cuck.
You can scam dumb idiots with pictures of girls. Just find a instgram of a pretty girl with a lot of pictures and use them as bait. You wouldn't be able to scam me or most guys on here, but most people are really dumb.
>>23388289
i could try on the horny old guys in kik. get pics from a girls instagram and then find some nudes on /soc/ would that work?
>>23388375
Old guys are usually smarter for that kind of thing. Your targets are young people that are earning money for the first time. Ideally people that didn't go to college and found a job just out of high school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G78q6Jl-KZ0
>It is this easy
If Kent can do this why can't you?
He is a black autistic manlet, you faggots have no excuse
>>23388149
I guess I better step my shoe game up like him
>she has a bf
He's going to get friendzoned or she'll let him cuck her BF since he's a nigger
>>23388149
>Dresses better
>Got straight to the point, let the girl know what his intentions were from the start
I'm genuinely happy for Kent
and yeah, there is no excuse
but
most people on this board don't know how to talk to girls (or anyone for that matter) and still insist on wearing their new balance autism shoes with their cheap walmart blue-jeans.
The only people who are truly fucked are the 1/10's with clear physical deformities. If you look at the "faces of r9k" thread, most people here look fine. Hell, I'd say even Eggman looks alright, depending on what he's wearing.
>tfw no cute neet robot bf for playing vidya and watching anime all day and comfy spooning at cold winter nights
Please let me be your little spoon.
>>23387944
>tfw no gf to do the same
>tfw no one to pet me over the internet
>be me
>show up to lecture
>someone in "my seat"
>sit beside "it"
>notice it's a grill who's in several of my classes
>she's got an animu wallpaper on her PC
>shes always alone, kinda qt
>about to ask her if we had a marketing quiz since I slept through that class
>gets up and switches seats
what's wrong with me?
Take a shower
>>23387294
>Girl likes to sit alone and actually work in lectures
>Some smelly autist sits next to her
>She moves
> marketing quiz
Pick a real major.
Any Freemason here? What's it like? Do you think they like robots? Never thought much about it till now but theres a lodge right down the road from me.
I just got an offer to join my local lodge, considering it, but I dont know much about it. I think it can be a great place to get in contact with people who can help you further your career.
My dad was trying to get me to join a while back
I was considering it but everyone there was like 60+ years old, there were only like 1 or 2 people on thier 30's and no one in my age group
Plus I am pretty sure you have to be religious, and after going to a few meetings I still have absolutely no idea what they actually do
My grandfather was in it.
My father was offered but he declined. I am allowed to join when I am old enough.
depending from what I was told, it's a club with "secrets" they know eachother and they respect each member in a way where they will always help the member out in time of need and expect likewise in theirs. There are also somewhat good morals in the group as well. Fun fact, Napoleon Bonaparte was a Freemason as well.
But beware, freemasonry = Kicked from church.
>/you/
>that guy that respons with 'kek' or 'lol' to your post
>'this'
>someone reposting your oc
>underrated post
>10/10
>tfw never going to know the feeling of holding hamds with someone and interlocking fingers with them
>tfw never going to hold someone close and they pull closer to you rather than pull away in disgust
>tfw never going to feel that warm, ticklish feeling of someone's breath on your face the moment before you kiss
AAAAAHHHHH
I DON'T DESERVE THIS PAIN I DON'T DESERVE THIS PAIN I DON'T DESERVE THIS PAIN I DON'T DESERVE THIS PAIN I DON'T DESERVE THIS PAIN I DON'T DESERVE THIS PAIN I DON'T DESERVE THIS PAIN
>>23386777
Or deserve everything
>>23386777
I know that feel bro
>>23388436
Take both your hands and clasp them together
You now know what it is like to hold hands with someone
BOOM
Why don't you just accept that no girl will ever like you? Why not dedicate yourself to the advancement of STEM and become a celibat Isaac Newton or Nikola Tesla?
im a girl btw
because i ruined my grades in college and dropped out
Because I dropped out of high school.
I feel like I'm fucking invisible to women.
Even the ones that I used to be on okay terms with just completely ignore me now and surround themselves with Chads instead.
I don't blame them, but it hurts.
>>23386449
The way I see it, this is the best time for you to focus on self-improvement. Stay invisible and keep doing you; it's only a matter of time before they notice you again. Which at that point, you can clearly tell them to go fuck themselves. Just don't fuck it up by reaching out and coming off as needy.
>>23387652
>by reaching out and coming off as needy.
I'm actually really scared of that so I do my best to look like I'm ignoring them.
>>23386449
I'm getting through your same situation and i've never felt so alone in my whole life.
Since a month ago, everyone started to ignore me, even if start a good conversation.
Now i just play everyday until my bad streak is over.
How does it feel knowing you will never kill or hurt a normie?
Good. I don't like it when people suffer.
feels good
>>23386221
>>23388129
>>23388146
How do you know the future?
